I HAVE UPDATED! Sorry for the long wait. It's been 5 months almost. If it was the 11th it would be exactly 5 months.
Ed: I had to wait so long to get my revenge.
Al: I had to wait for a cat. I think I'll name my new one Nina.
Nina (the cat): meow
Chap. 8
For Sale!
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"Pride's late" Ed said
"How's he late we've been waiting for 5 minutes!" Al replied
"That's too long. Envy has called me pipsqueak almost as much as Mustang."
"Then why didn't you do him second?"
"If I remember correctly you forced me to get revenge on myself."
"Yeah."
About then Pride (the Fuehrer) showed up. "I did my part when will I get the Philosopher's Stone." Pride questioned
"Not 'til I'm done. Isn't that what we agreed to." Ed replied
"No. We agreed to you giving it to me once you are done with it"
"I'll be done with it after getting my revenge!"
Pride then left to take care of whatever the Fuehrer does all day.
"Brother what are you doing to get revenge on Envy?" Al asked
"Oh… yeah"
---At somewhere where you sell trees and plants and stuff---
Envy (a.k.a. the palm tree) was planted in a pot for sale to any random person who decided to buy him. His arms were tied to his side and he was sleeping standing up in a pot filled with dirt.
In a miniature forest of potted oak trees Ed and Al watched waiting to see who was going to buy Envy.
"Brother you're selling him as a palm tree?" Al asked
"Yeah." Ed replied
"Who is going to think he's a palm tree!"
"When did they start selling palm trees?" Someone thought aloud
"Wow a palm tree!" Someone exclaimed
"Only one palm tree left. I wonder if they can survive where I live?" Another person said
"Them." Ed replied
"Ok. Then who's going to buy him?" Al asked
"Mom look a palm tree!" A little boy said excitedly
"Yes Jimmy, that's a palm tree." The mother replied
"Can we get a palm tree? It's better than that butterfly bush that doesn't look like a butterfly." Jimmy said
"No and the butterfly bush attracts butterflies not grow shaped as a butterfly." The mother replied
"That's boring. Palm trees are better."
"Jimmy, we're not getting a palm tree."
"Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"No."
"Why?"
"Jimmy palm trees grow near the ocean."
Ed suddenly jumped out of the oak tree forest dressed as a worker here.
"Actually this palm tree is special. It's grows ANYWHERE! You can plant it in rocks and it will still grow!" Ed said
"Coooooooooooool." Said Jimmy "Can we get it mom?"
"Jimmy he doesn't work here. He's too young. He looks like he's 12." Jimmy's mom replied
"I'M NOT SHORT AND I'M NOT 12 YOU ARE JUST RIDICULOUSLY TALL AND THAT IS WHY I APPEAR SHORT TO YOU WHEN I AM NOT!" Ed screamed
"Brother…" Al said from the trees stroking Al Jr.
"My what a temper." Jimmy's mother said
"Mom can we get the tree." Jimmy asked
"I guess." Jimmy's mother replied (Ok I'm tired of typing Jimmy's mother. She will now be referred to as Suzy).
"Yeah!" Jimmy cheered
And so Envy was sold to Jimmy and Suzy.
Ed and Al followed Jimmy and Suzy home. Ed wanted to make sure horrible things happened to Envy cause if nothing bad happened Envy Ed wouldn't have truly gotten his revenge.
"I didn't know they lived in Resembool." Al stated.
"Me neither. Well we have been gone for three years maybe they moved here after we left." Ed replied
Suzy, Jimmy, and Jimmy's father (who we'll call Bob) planted Envy.
"Why is there concrete covering its roots?" Suzy asked
"I don't know." Bob replied
"Does it need water?" Jimmy asked
"Of course, Jimmy" Suzy answered
Suzy and Bob went inside. Jimmy stayed out for a bit. He then decided to get a hose to water his new palm tree. He dragged the hose over to Envy. Then he went to turn it on… on full power. He picked up the hose to aim it spraying Envy in his face finally waking the sleeping homunculus.
Jimmy finally pointed the hose at Envy's feet (which are in the ground) It took Envy awhile to figure out he was being watered by a 7-year-old.
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And that's were I will end this chapter. Envy's is a three-parter. Anyways Envy's feet are in concrete to prevent escape and so whoever bought him wouldn't be like "WHY DOES MY PALM TREE HAVE FEET!".
Ed: I will get revenge on Suzy!
Al: But brother she's just a fictional person used for this story.
Suzy: hits Al on head with frying pan knocking off his 'head' I am not fictional.
Well until next time which hopefully isn't as long.
Al: MY HEAD!
Suzy: Empty suit of armor… empty… empty…
