I'm on chapter 9 that makes me happy! I've also got over 50 reviews! I forgot to say last chapter that Rose is next.
Rose: I'm next for what?
Ed: It's nothing… yet.
Al: Why's Rose next?
She was requested. By the way there is no language in here so if you don't like it add it in your mind.
PsycoNeko15 – I thought about that and decided for the point of the story Envy just won't break the concrete.
Chap. 9
Mr. Palm Tree
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Envy stared at Jimmy for a while before "WHY HAVE YOU PLANTED ME AND NOW WATERING ME! I'M NO PALM TREE YOU IDIOT!"
"Cool my palm tree talks." Jimmy replied.
"I just said I'm not a palm tree." Envy said
"I've got to tell all my friends! Hold on Mr. Palm Tree!" Jimmy yelled running to his house.
Suzy then walked out saying "I've told Jimmy a thousand times to clean up after himself but nooooo he leaves the hose running."
"Hey, you, dig me up me…" but that was all Envy could say because Suzy started screaming and ran back to her house.
Jimmy's father (who I will call Bill) came out holding a shovel and followed by Suzy.
"Bill, the palm t-tree it's h-haunted." Suzy said
"Palm trees aren't haunted. A ghost wouldn't posses a palm tree." Bill replied
"But… it t-talked." Said Suzy
"I'm sure it did." Bill said rolling his eyes.
"Is that to dig me up me? After that untie me this isn't normal rope." But once again Envy was interrupted by Bill hitting him on the side of his head with the shovel knocking him out.
"So it does talk. Good thing for that course on exorcism." Bill said.
"You took a course on exorcism?" asked Suzy
"Yes I did."
"When?"
"Every Wednesday night for the past 10 weeks."
"You said you were golfing."
"Um… well I thought you might forbid me from taking it."
"Whatever. Just exorcise it."
Bill set up for it. Then he began. (I know nothing on exorcism so we'll just skip to when Bill is done.)
"There you go. One exorcised palm tree." Bill said.
Envy who woke up during the exorcism ceremony said, "I'm NOT a palm tree!"
"I knew I should have taken the advanced class." Bill said mostly to himself.
About then Jimmy ran out. "MR. PALM TREE!" He screamed.
"Jimmy. We are returning the palm tree." Suzy said.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwww." Jimmy replied
Bill repotted Envy and took him back to the store Jimmy and Suzy bought him at.
"I'm sorry but I think you have the wrong store. We don't sell palm trees." An employee said.
"I'm not a PALM TREE!" Envy yelled loud enough for the whole store to hear.
The employee stared and stared and stared. "Um… I don't think that is a palm tree."
So they took Envy out of the pot, untied him, and Envy broke the concrete himself.
"Well Al, that went well. Now who's next…" Ed said from their hiding place in the butterfly bush section.
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As I said at the top Rose is next.
Ed: Will I ever get revenge on Suzy?
If we have time, yes unless the readers don't want to read it.
Ed: WELL I WANT MY REVENGE!
Al: Brother…
