SakuraSagura thank you for the long list of people. Thank you to everyone else who also told me some people for Ed to get revenge on.

Running out of things to say in my author notes so on with Suzy!

Ed: REVENGE!

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Bill, Suzy, and Jimmy are my unimportant side character OCs though.

Chap. 11

Suzy

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"Al. I know who I'll do next!" Ed shouted.

"Who?" Al asked becoming bored with Ed getting revenge.

"SUZY!" Ed shouted.

"But brother she's just a random person who said you looked like you were 12."

"Still I must get my revenge."

"Brother… why not someone else?"

"Al! Think of the cats! I get revenge on Suzy you get a cat!"

"Cats…" Al said going off to Catland in his mind.

------Outside Suzy's house----------

"See you, honey!" Bill shouted, "I'm off to golf!"

"Bill, don't lie." Suzy said

"Ok fine I'm off to my advanced exorcism classes!"

"What to do… what to do… what to do…" Ed said hidden in the bushes thinking.

"There are exorcism classes?" Al asked.

"Of course Al. He used his knowledge from them on Envy remember."

"Oh yeah!"

"What to do… what to do… what to do… what to do… what to do… what to do… what to do… what to do… I GOT IT!"

"What is it?"

"Al go talk to her for a while."

"Why?"

"Don't question me."

"Ok…"

------A while later------

"Um… I would… like too… ask you if you would…" Al started before Suzy interrupted him.

"If you're trying to sell me or my little boy Jimmy something…" Suzy growled.

"Um… no that's not it. I just would like you to um… answer some questions."

"Why should I?"

"You… could… win a free… vacation."

"Ok! Ask away! Wait. How do I know I'll really win a vacation?"

"Um…" Brother, come soon Al thought.

"MOM!" Jimmy ran out of the house screaming, "SOMEONE'S STEALING OUR FLOUR!"

"Brother…" Al said

"A FLOWER THEIF! I'LL GET HIM! HE WON'T GET HIS HANDS ON MY TULIPS!" Suzy yelled.

"No not flower, flour!" Jimmy said.

"That's what I said."

"F-L-O-U-R"

"Oh. WELL HE WON'T GET MY FLOUR!" Suzy yelled running into her house with Al and Jimmy right behind her.

"Stop!" She yelled as she burst into her kitchen.

In the middle of her kitchen stood a flour-covered Ed. "I am the ghost of the not so tall people." Ed moaned, "I am here to punish you for calling the worker at Plants 'R Us not so tall."

"What!" Suzy said shocked, "When!"

"Recently." Ed moaned, "If you wish to avoid punishment do not call not so tall people short ever again."

"That's a short ghost mom!" Jimmy said.

"Jimmy! Respect the ghost" Suzy said to Jimmy before saying to Ed, "I-ignore m-my son p-p-please, h-he d-didn't mean i-it. I-I will also l-listen t-to what y-you said."

"Mom. That's the thief covered in flour not a ghost." Jimmy said.

"N-no it's n-n-not J-Jimmy it's a g-ghost."

"I will be on my way. I will spare you and your son for now." Ed moaned before using alchemy to make a cloud of smoke so he could disappear.

"That s-scared me so m-much. I'm so a-afraid of g-ghosts." Suzy said.

-----On train to next destination-----

"Brother, how did you know Suzy was afraid of ghosts?" Al asked.

"Because remember how she acted when she thought Envy was haunted." Ed replied.

"Yeah."

"Next is…"

"Brother we always end each chapter like that."

"Yeah we do."

------Bonus Section-------

(DaRLinG1357 suggested revenge on her younger brother. Here it is.)

"Aaron HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SHORT AND SHRIMP! FOR THAT EVERYONE IN FMA HAS DECIDED THEY HATE YOU!" Ed yelled.

"Actually brother that's not true." Al said.

"Al, I hate you. You always ruin this idea by saying 'No we don't hate you'. Anyways I'll change it! Um… uh… Boy it's hard to get revenge on readers and reader's siblings. So anyways I'll leave it with hating you!"

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DaRLinG1357 or Aaron if you would like the Bonus Section removed I'll remove it.

Next is either Russell (the person who said he was Ed) or Pinako. Vote on who you want!

An Interesting tidbit on Ed's height. Ed without his shoes is 4'11". Yugi Moto (From Yu-Gi-Oh!) who everyone thinks is shorter than Ed is 5'.

Ed: WHAT! NO!

He is taller than Hiei who is 4'10" and Genkai who is 4'3" (both from Yu Yu Hakusho and around Ed's age or older) though.

Ed: YES! I AM TALLER THAN SOMEONE AL!

Al: Brother…