I haven't updated in a while so I… updated.
I would like to thank SwirlyDragonfly for the really long list of people Ed's taller than or the same height as.
Ed: Wow! I'm taller than a lot of people!
Russell won in the votes so Russell's up next.
Chap. 12
Russell
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--On train to Xenotime—
"Al I shall now get my revenge on… Russell!" Ed said
"Why not Winry while we were in Resembool?" Al asked
"…"
"Brother?"
"…I don't know…"
"Ok."
"Anyways I came up with a great idea that I can only do to Russell."
"So… couldn't you have waited to do Russell?"
"I could have forgotten the idea."
"You could have written it down."
"I could have lost the paper."
"You could have given it to me to hold."
"Al, don't argue with me."
"…Ok."
----In Xenotime----
"And then we'll have him! Ok, Al you know what to do right?" Ed asked.
"Yes." Al replied
"Good. Now go and do it."
Unbeknownst to the Elric brothers an ominous shadow hid in the bushes nearby listening in on their plan. "So that's their plan," the ominous shadow said.
----With Al----
"Now where would Russell be?" Al wondered aloud.
"Are you talking 'bout the alchemist?" a man asked?
"Yes. Do you know where he is?"
"Yep."
"Where is he?"
"I don't know. Ask his brother."
"Where's Fletcher then?"
"Fletcher's his name? Didn't know that. Anyways he's right next to you."
"Hi." Fletcher said startling Al.
"Oh! Hi, Fletcher. I didn't see you. Where's Russell?" Al asked.
"I think he's over that way."
"Which way?"
"Follow me." Fletcher said leading Al down a narrow street.
----With Ed----
"This is brilliant! I'm brilliant! Russell's not brilliant!" Ed said happily. "Oh look! There's Al and… someone. Russell I think."
Ed dove into nearby bushes only to find out to late… they were rose bushes. "Ouch!" Ed yelled, stumbling into… his trap.
The trap used all it's complicated mechanical stuff (that I'll leave up to you to imagine) and succeeded in its original purpose… well except that it was intentioned for Russell not Ed but still. Anyways it ended up with Ed in a pile of manure.
"Brother…" Al said.
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Hopefully you won't mind the short chapter since I did update. If you do… I don't care. I'll try to start updating more.
Anyways, Russell is obviously more than one chapter.
Ed: Why! Why! Why were there rosebushes there!
Because they were. That's all for Chapter 12. Yeah.
