I knew you didn't know Sprx had a Barbie fetish, and he was saying the girls had a bag fetish? To everyone that wants pictures, I'll give you some when they get developed.
Sprx- ARE TOO
Me- I'm just getting you back for what you did to me!
Sprx- (starts thinking back) Oh, that? I- (I cover his mouth)
Me- Yes Sprky… that! (smiles) Hehe… continue…
Ch 6: Operation: Miko
Kiko plugged Miko into the main computer. "What are you doing?" everyone asked not sure what she was up to.
"I'm downloading TV and movie clips into Miko's brain," Kiko answered.
"Do you have any idea what she just said?" Nova asked the others.
"No, not a clue," Emaris lifts her hands in the air.
"Are you sure you know what you are doing?" Suger asked her.
"No, but don't worry, everything will be just fine!" Kiko gave a smile and turned around to where no one could see her face, "I think," she whispered with a false smile.
"What's that?" Kai pointed as Miko's foot twitched.
"What's what?" Emaris asked.
"That?" Kai pointed again.
"What?"
"That?"
"What are you pointing to?"
"That," Kai continued to point.
"I think you're seeing things," Emaris said.
"There it is again," Kai pointed and Emaris snapped her head back.
"Where?"
"Ah, you just missed it."
"Missed what?"
"There it goes again."
"What do I keep missing?" Emaris asked, trying to be more patient. Her eyes were starting to twitch.
"Do you drink coffee? It looks like you had a little too much! Did you know 42 cups of coffee can kill you (that's actually true)?" Suger said.
"Ah, you keep missing it," Kai jumped. "You're missing foot twitching action. Although it's not as funny as Sprx playing with dolls! Hey do you think we should get him some Barbies for his birthday? I mean, the two he was playing with look like their about to die of old age. The Barbies hair is starting to fall out!"
"Oh," Nova started scratching the back of her head, "that's because I gave her swirlies in the toilet!"
"Nova," Kai said astonished she would do such a thing. Not to mention to her boyfriends dolls. "That's the funniest thing I've ever heard of you doing! Does Sprx know about this?"
"Uh… no," Nova smiled.
Kai started laughing and then stopped, "There it goes again."
"Oh please, Kai not again. Don't tell me that you seen Miko's foot twi-oooouuuuccchh!" Emaris jumped in Suger's arms… literally.
"See I told you so," Kai looked at her and they glared at each other.
"Will you two stop please?" Kiko asked. Kai and Emaris stopped glaring at each other then looked back at the working monkey.
"So," Kai started.
"What are you downloading?" Emaris finished.
"Oh, a boy. I don't work with the males 'cause I used to be one!" Miko said, still asleep with a British accent.
"What did you do to him?" they all asked Kiko.
"It's a line from 'Mrs. Doubtfire!' Haven't you ever seen that movie?" Kiko asked.
"Oh, you mean the movie where a divorced dad pretends to be an older babysitter and gets an extreme makeover?" Suger asked.
"That's the one!" Kiko answered.
Scream, "Lena, get back in that cell! Don't make me get the hose! Hello." Miko said another line with the accent.
"That's from the same movie?" Kai asked.
"Yep," Kiko smiled, (I love that movie) "Now time for others." She started sorting through the movies and TV shows.
"Are you sure you won't fry his brain?" Nova started. "I mean, I hope he doesn't turn out like Sprx! Man, just what we need, another Sprx!" she scratches her head. "And I thought one was too many!"
"Done," Kiko said.
"What did you put in his head now?" Emaris asked curiously.
"I just downloaded every single episode of power rangers in his head. Every power rangers that was ever created."
"I love power rangers," Suger said with a huge smile on her face. Four pairs of eyes land on her, "Uh… I mean… eww!" she smiles.
"I'm ready to give Barbie a swirly," Nova said.
"Hey, let's get those and have Sprx hold them. More pictures!" Emaris said hyperly.
"Sounds good to me," Kai said.
"Go get them," Nova smiled and a very hyper Emaris dashed off.
"I think she had too much coffee!" Suger said cautiously.
"Or too much punch," Kai said. "Can punch cause one to act that way?"
"I got them," Emaris ran back out with the dolls. "Kai was right, Barbies got a bold spot!" Emaris inspected the Barbie.
"I wonder what Sprx would do if he found out you took those pictures and that you gave Barbie a swirly!" Suger asked.
"I used GI Joe as a toilet scrubber, does that count?" Nova added and Emaris threw it across the room and it landed near Sprx. Sprx moved and felt something. It was GI Joe; he grabbed it and held it close to him. "Figures," Nova said. "Where's that camera?" Click.
"That's a keeper," Kai said. "Quick, give him Barbie!" Emaris ran over and handed him Barbie.
"Hi Nova," Sprx said in his sleep and the girls snickered.
"Will you all stop?" Kiko asked still working.
"You're missing all the fun," Suger laughed.
"Is it funnier than 'foot twitching action'?" she asked.
"Should I use my gun?" Miko asked.
"Yes, I mean, no," she looked at him.
"That's not what you said last time." He said.
"Shut up!"
"That's not what you said last time."
"You're so annoying, even in your sleep!"
"Should I use my gun?" he asked, thinking he has a gun in his hands.
"No!"
"That's not what you said last time."
"Will you shut up?"
"That's not what you said last time."
"I've always sort of liked you." Kiko tried to get him to shut up.
"That's not what you said last time." He answered.
"What is going on?" Emaris asked.
"Kiko downloaded some lines from 'whose line is it anyway'!" Kai said. "I love that show! (Me too)"
"And now she can't get him to shut up!" Emaris smiled, watching her try to get him to stop.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
Miko was quiet, "Should I use my gun?" he finally said.
"Aahhh," Kiko got up and started walking out of the room. The other four were laughing.
"That's not what you said last time."
"I think she's done!" Suger said. "Diko's next!"
There's the end of that chapter, swirlies, toilet scrubbers what's next? I could use some more ideas too. When everyone wakes up, it will be funny. Miko will say more lines and some power ranger lines, I think I'll have to watch some parts of it to get the lines. So I have to be brave, "OH, I CAN'T DO IT!" JK. If you have any more ideas, please share in your next review. Keep Smile'n!
