A/N: Ummm… This is a Sue fic… If anyone sees parallels to the Sue fics of BiteMe Techie, NenyaVilyaNenya, or Reefgirl, (or Elizabeth Bartlett, but I don't know if she has written a Sue fic) it's because they're my roles model's of the art of comedy. If said authors hate this, think it makes fun of their work, or think its plagiarism call me out on it kay? But if I do please know it's not on purpose.

Disclaimer: I don't own SGA or anything else

Chapter 1

Chelsea McCay was a brilliant woman. From ages 6-12 she took all 12 years of high school, she was home schooled by her mother. Her mother was a brilliant chemist and put the love of knowledge in her daughter's heart. Her father was an auto repair mechanic. So Chelsea learned about not only how to create molecular fission, but how to build a car.

From 13 to 14 she took a year off to work in her father's garage and built her car. She also started to search for a good college. She wanted to go out of the country, but didn't want to deal with the langue barrier. So her choices were ether in England or Canada. England would have been nice, but it was too far from her parents for her liking; so Canada would have to do.

1997

Chelsea lay in the sun reading her engineering textbook. Her best friend Lancy Johnson sat up against the tree and was reading her textbook. It was one of those days were every thing was peaceful on campus. It was sunny and pleasantly warm with very little humid and a nice gentle breeze.

'All done!" laughed McCay. She had beaten her friend at reading her textbook. Lancy just rolled her eyes and kept reading. Chelsea rolled over to lie on her back. Her strawberry, dirty blond hair spread out underneath her. For a few minutes she just lay there enjoying the peace that had settled down around campus.

At first she just thought that her head was playing games with her, but she opened her eyes and sat up to see that a pair of men were walking on a path having a very heated discussion. The one man was really not all that notice able, but the other was a sight to see. It was obvious that he was a geek. Only a geek would wear one pattern of brown plaid pants and a different patterned plaid shirt. To Chelsea he looked a little cute.

"Hey Lancy, look at him." She pointed to the walking fashion disaster. "Don't you think he's kinda cute?"

Lancy rolled her eyes. "No I don't. I know him, and he is waayyy to old for you, Miss I'm not yet even 18." Chelsea stuck out her tongue. Lancy rolled her eyes again. "His name is Rodney McKay, spelled with a 'k' instead of a second 'c' like yours. He's working towards his…" She had to think a minute. "PhD? Yeah PhD in some form of physics. I am taking one of his classes. He's good, I mean really good. But extremely… Arrogant."

Chelsea gave her friend a rye grin. "Sounds like a challenge," she said in a sing- song voice.

Lancy snorted. "You should be dating the High School boys, not the professor's, ya slut."

"And proud of it!"

"Freak."

"Point being…?"

Lancy just rolled her eyes again and went back to her book. Chelsea kept watching him.

2007

She walked off the Puddle jumper, and looked around in awe. She was here! In the lost City of Atlantis!

"Welcome to Atlantis," said a pretty woman with dark brown, curly hair. "I'm Dr. Elizabeth Weir. For some of you, this is a return home, for others this is the start to a new adventure. I hope you're ready."

Chelsea McCay hoped that Atlantis was ready for her.

A/N2: evil laughter So what do you think eh?