Thank you for the reviews and your ideas. I now have my next victim! HEHEHE and he's gonna (laughs evilly) suffer. Just kidding!
Sprx- (jumps at me, but I cleverly dodge and he hits the wall)
Haya- Idiot!
Sprx- (looks up and sees Haya) You? What are you doing here?
Haya- I was invited! (grins evilly)
Matt- Hey Sprx!
Sprx- You? What are you doing here?
Matt- Same thing!
Otto- (walks in humming then looks up and sees Haya) AGH! (runs away)
Sprx- Otto! (starts whining) Don't leave me! (sees Haya with evil grin)
Ch 11: Operation: Antauri
"Can you please turn us back?" Kai asked in a bored tone as she and Kiko were on the chair. Kai's leg (actually arm) was holding up her head on the side of her face.
"No, now shush," Nova said. "I spy with my little eye-"
"A slice of pizza on your head," Kiko said also bored.
"No, but good guess," Nova said.
"No, I mean it; you really do have one on your head!"
"Nice try," Nova chuckled.
"She' telling the truth," Zinnaux pointed to her head and Nova reached her hand and pulled it off.
"Alright," Nova's eye began to twitch continuously. "Who did it?"
No one answered, they were all just bored. They couldn't think of a prank to pull on the last two monkeys, Antauri and Otto.
"Can you please change us back; I prefer to be a monkey!" Kai tried to convince them.
"We forgot where we put the clicker!" Suger said with an innocent smile.
"So we're stuck like this?" Kiko and Kai asked.
"I don't want to be a spider," Kiko cried.
"How many times do I have to tell you, it is a tarantula?" Kai said a little impatient about being a tarantula for three hours now. She sighed, "Are we going to pull a prank on someone before they wake up? It was ten p.m. when they passed out and now it's nearly two a.m.! Can we please get this over with so we can go to sleep and see their reactions?"
"I'm out of ideas," they all admitted.
"Perhaps we can help!" they all looked over to see two figures enter the room. "Sorry we're late, we had a hard time getting here for some odd reason!" a monkey appeared with a small tiger cub.
"Matt and Haya," (XM and MQB's OC's) Nova said.
"Waz up peeps?" Haya asked. "What'd we miss?" she sped over to the boys and looked at them and smiled at there work. "What did you do to Sprx?" she looked at Nova and the others with shock on her face, "I wanted to get him," she whined, "but I like what you did! Can I have pictures?" she asked with a big, begging smile snug on her face.
"Sure, you want some of him playing with Barbie's too?" Zinnaux asked with a smile, Nova elbowed him hard. "OW," he rubbed the spot. "What?" he looked at her and an evil glare appeared on her face.
"Sprx… with Barbie's? This is my dream come true! True humiliation! I thought it would never come! I can post them on my website called 'Torturing SPRX-77'!" Haya had an evil grin as she looked at the sleeping red monkey in his pretty red dress, his tiara and holding his 'precious' Barbie and G.I. Joe in his arms. "I need those pictures ASAP!" she said with a huge smile once more.
Matt walked over and looked at his brother, "What did you d-OH MY GOSH! Who is that?" he backed away quickly.
Nova smiled and answered, "It's your brother!"
"No… that's not Sprx!" he was hoping. "I think!"
"Yup, it's Sprx," Haya answered.
"How do you know?"
"Please, I had to spend a torturous week with him," she answered and turned to the others. "You know, you forgot two monkeys!"
"We're out of ideas," Kai answered, "now can you please turn us back?" she said more whinny than ever.
"Yeah, I feel so small and vulnerable!" Kiko added and Haya and Matt bent down and looked at the blue and white arachnids.
"Who are you and why can you talk?" Matt asked.
"We were turned into-AGH FORGET IT! Can you please tell them to change us back?" Kiko begged.
"Why?" Haya asked with a smile.
"We're tired of being small and this is all your fault!" Kiko turned toward the other arachnid. "You changed me into this-"
"Don't you dare say spider, even though it is," Kai interrupted. "I would have turned you back if I wasn't turned into one myself!"
"Yeah, you-" they started hissing and pouncing.
"Hey look a spider fight," Haya announced and a crowd gathered.
"Twenty bucks on Kiko," Suger tried to make a bet.
"I don't know Kai's got a lot of rage when it comes to other girls messing with Xel!" Nova told them.
"We noticed," Zinnaux and the others said.
While everyone was watching the spider fight, Haya quickly slipped away without anyone's notice. She laughed, 'I have an idea,' she turned her attention from the crowd gathered around the greatest spider fight of all time as Suger called it. The little blue tiger could hear the others making bets on who they thought would win. "Wow," she said in aw. In front of her was the large tiger. She walked around him to get a good look at him.
"He's huge, isn't he?" Haya looked behind her and saw everyone looking at the small cub in comparison to Eclyps.
"He's Godzilla to me!" Haya answered, then smiled. "So… who won?"
"Neither," Zinnaux said disappointedly. "They knocked each other out!" he and the others looked at the chair that had two feuding spiders sprawled out.
"Well, it should be quiet for a while," Emaris said positively.
"True" Zinnaux started, "but we still need to finish Antauri and Otto!"
"I have an idea," Haya answered and appeared next to Antauri and hooked him up to the main computer.
"We already downloaded some stuff in Miko's head!" Suger informed her.
"I'm not downloading anything," the tiger cub grinned evilly once again, "except…" she stopped and pulled the plug form Antauri and smiled. "Let the fun begin!"
"I'm hungry," Antauri sat up.
"Is he awake?" Nova asked.
"There go our plans," Emaris said.
"He's not awake," Haya drew their attention toward her. "He's in a trance!" she smiled that evil smile she carries with her everywhere.
"What kind of trance?" Zinnaux asked as the sleepwalking monkey stood up.
As if on que, Antauri did something that no one thought would be possible. "Off to the kitchen, la, la, la, la," he skipped off passed the others and off into the kitchen and out of site.
"What was he doing?" Matt asked as he and the others had a puzzled expression on their face.
"Was he…" Zinnaux paused, "frolicking?"
"Yeah," Haya had a smile of amusement on her face. "But the show hasn't finished!"
"What else did you do to him?" Nova asked worriedly.
Haya grinned and disappeared into the kitchen. "Should we follow?" Matt asked cautiously.
"I think so," Suger shrugged and walked off to the kitchen, followed by the others.
They leaned their heads into see what was going on in the kitchen. What they say was not the real Antauri, actually his real personality. He was raiding the fridge. "What's he doing?" Suger whispered.
The others shrugged and watched the sleepwalking monkey go on a feeding frenzy. "What is that?" Nova asked. Then there was the sound of something cracking. "Ow, my back!" Nova grabbed her back in pain.
"Nova what happened?" everyone asked.
"My back cracked," she answered and they all heard snickering.
"Na," Haya grinned and crunched a plastic bottle in her paws, "that was me!"
"Why you little-" Matt reached for her when his back cracked. "Ha, ha, nice try," he smiled.
"That wasn't me!" she said and looked at the bottle that was on the floor. Matt looked down and saw the bottle.
"Then it was my back?" he asked.
"Yeah," Haya said and was released.
"Matt are you ok?" Nova asked him.
Then they heard a snicker. They looked back to see Zinnaux as the source of the snicker. "This isn't funny Zinnaux," Emaris glared at him.
"Yeah it is," he said and held a plastic bottle in front of him then twisted it. "Gotch ya," he laughed, "pound it!" he told the tiger cub and they lightly punched their fists together.
"We got you," Haya laughed.
"What is that in Antauri's hands?" Matt asked and everyone looked back at him.
"Is that meat?" Suger asked as Antauri ate some beef. "He's going to be so sick when he finds out what he ate!"
"He won't believe us! Where's that camera?" Nova asked.
"I'll get it," Haya said and in a flash she was handing Nova the camera. "Here you go," she smiled and disappeared once again.
After a few pictures of Antauri being a total glutton. Their second in command and spiritual adviser of the team, now they had proof of him going on a feeding frenzy and eating what he said he stayed away from. 'This will be good,' Haya thought. Once the sleepwalker ate his fill, he frolicked back to his special spot on the floor and there was a loud thump.
"Man," Zinnaux scratched his head. "I could picture Otto frolicking… but certainly not Antauri!" he said.
"Me too," Nova said.
"I think all of us could," Emaris added. "Too bad we couldn't make him do something else!" she said disappointed.
"You could," they all turned and stared at the blue cub.
"What do you mean we could?" Matt asked.
"Technically, I put him in dream mode!" she answered. "You could toy with his dreams!"
"Really," everyone went deep in thought but Zinnaux stepped forward and started talking to the dreaming monkey.
"Why'd you kick my dog?" he asked.
"I didn't kick your dog," Antauri answered in his dreaming state.
"Yes, you did!" Zinnaux said with a smile on his face.
'This will be interesting,' Haya thought and watched Zinnaux work.
"I didn't kick your dog!" Antauri said again.
"Yes you did! I saw you do it," Zinnaux tried not to laugh.
"I didn't kick your dog," he said, this time a little more angry.
"Don't lie to me," Zinnaux said in an intimidating voice.
"I DID NOT KICK YOUR DOG, NOW BACK UP OFF ME!" Antauri yelled in his sleep and Zinnaux laughed quietly. The others were also laughing and Haya was video taping.
"Keep going, this is getting good!" she held it to her eye. "This is defiantly going to be a best seller. I'm going to record their reactions too. When I become famous you can all have my autograph! You want a copy of the video once I edit it? Don't forget the pictures of Sprx; I can add those to my collection. Since my last visit!"
"I'd like a copy," Nova raised a hand.
Emaris moved over to Antauri and poked him lightly. "Don't touch me, you don't know me!" he said and turned over.
A few snickers were heard all around. "Do it again," Haya said keenly and video taping every moment.
"Don't touch me," Antauri turned, his face toward the camera, "you don't know me!" he said again.
"This is a keeper, I think I'll send it to SFHV!" she said.
"What's SFHV?" Emaris asked.
Haya almost dropped the video camera, "You have got to be kidding me?" she received nods. "It's only the best show on this planet!"
"Still have no idea," Matt said.
Haya sighed, "Shuggazoom's Funniest Home Video's, hosted by Mr. Gakslapper (sp?)!" she said astonished.
"Oh," Nova said.
"I'll be rich and famous; everyone will bow down before me!" Haya was deep in thought. When she came out of her trance, she smiled, "My green friend is next!"
So how was that for Antauri? I'm going to have him say a few funny things that had to go with his prank when he and the others wake up! Please review and let me now how you liked it and let me know if there is anything I need to work on. Thank you all! Keep Smile'n
