Kingdom Chaos

Ch.1 Don't Go In The Light

Me: Yay! I am finally writing my story at last!

Angelina: That is fantastic news!

Amora: Yay!

Arella: Finally! I thought you would never get to it.

Me: Note, Angelina, Amora, and Arella are triplet girls who live inside my head! Oh and I KNOW THAT ALREADY ARELLA! You don't have to remind me!

Arella: Well, what are you waiting for, NEXT year! Get on with it already!

Me: You don't have to be so mean about it. (cries in little corner)

Angelina: Arella! Say you are sorry this instant!

Arella: Yes Ma'am. Gomen Nasia!

(BlueEyedFun pops into the scene)

BlueEyedFun: I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE! (runs off into the darkness)

Me: It is okay. Here is the story you have been waiting for!D

Arella: Yes, finally!

(STORY)

I was having another boring day in the Hollow Bastion castle trying to find something to do. I already did all the chores, killed all the mutant cock roaches, fed the flying fish, and kept the dust bunnies entertained. Then it hit me! Why don't I bring some of my favorite characters here from Kingdom Hearts and make them do crazy stupid things!

Now, who shall I bring here. I know! I then took a piece of paper and pen from thin air. I then wrote down the names of my victi-I mean contestants: Squallie(Leon), Yuffums(Yuffie), Fluffy(Cloud), Crazy-head(Sora), Silver-bells(Riku), KiaKia(Kairi), and no stupid nickname, Aeris.

(Far away from Hollow Bastion in Yuffie's point of view.)

I was sparring with Squall(I refuse to call him Leon), while Aeris was about to get the tranquilizer gun, when we all see a bright light.

"AH! MY EYES!" I scream in pain.

"When we get home we need to get you some Visine, pronto!" Squall said over my cries.

We are suddenly in Hollow Bastion castle on the ground. I look around and see Squall, Aeris, Sora, Kiari, Riku, and Cloud also laying on the floor of the castle. Then we saw a giant shadow on the ground and looked up and saw…

To be continued…

(STORY END)

Arella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT DID SHE SEE?

Me: OW! Don't shout like that, it hurts. (ears begin to bleed)

Arella: Gomen, but I really, BADLY want to know what happens next.

Me: I was joking! Just wait and you will see what happens next.

Arella: Oh Gomen.

(BlueEyedFun pops back into the scene)

BlueEyedFun: WHAT THE HELL DOES GOMEN MEAN?

(BACK TO STORY)

(Yuffie's Point of View)

We saw a giant shadow casting over us and I looked up and saw a girl who looked like she was about eleven. (really 13) She then squealed and threw her hands up into the air. I am telling you it was loud...VERY...Loud.

(Normal Point of View)

The girl squeals "SQUALLIE-POO!" and runs to Squall and tackle's

him to the ground, while breaking a couple of bones. Squall looks shocked, in pain, and glares at the girl on top of him and yells "IT'S LEON !"

(STORY END)

(Special help from BlueEyedFun)

BlueEyedFun: Cause your special...

Me: AM NOT! (starts cussing her out in Japanese)

BlueEyedFun covering ears and falls to the ground: I TOLD YOU! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!