Kingdom Chaos

Ch.2 Sugar

Me: I feel so HAPPY! I think I had too much chocolate!

Arella: SUGAR!

Angelina: Oh no, not again.

Amora: I have a weird feeling something bad is going to happen.

Me: I HAVE THE WIERDEST SENSATION TO MAKE LOVE WITH A POTATOE CHIP!

Arella: I HAVE THE WIERDEST SENSATION TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A POTATOE CHIP BEFORE YOU!

(BlueEyedFun pops into the scene)

BlueEyedFun: Don't try this at home kids...Always use a condom. (disappears into the darkness)

Angelina: Have any of you heard of abstinence?

Me: Whats that?

Angelina: Nevermind...

Arella: Is it a type of potatoe chip?

Amora: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND POTATOE CHIPS?

Me: I just realized that Amora is a funny name...

Amora:...Its French.

(BlueEyedFun reappears)

BlueEyedFun: For A-mora-better name than Amora.

Me: That's not funny!

BlueEyedFun:...I know.

(BlueEyedFun is then swallowed by darkness)

(the darkness says "Yummy.")

(STORY)

(Normal Point of View)

"Who are you?" Everyone hears Sora asked.

"I am AndromedaGalaxy, but you can call me AG since it is such a long name. I have brought you all here for a reason."

"And that reason would be?" Yuffie says while tapping her foot.

"To entertain me."

"So were toys?"

"Yes."

"CAN I BE A SEX TOY INSTEAD?" Riku calls raising his hand.

"NO! In order to entertain me you all have to go through a series of torturous games. The winner wins the winning winner prize. Which is a peanut."

"A peanut?"

"Yes a peanut."

"That's it I'm out!" Squall calls and turns around.

"Don't leave so quick you sexy beast."

"..."

"If you leave, loose a game, or forfeit one, you will be thrown into the dungeon to be malested by a fat, obnoxious Britney Spears."

"...Wierd."

"Yes I know, but she is being paid millions for this."

"And we win a peanut?"

"Yes, now let the games BEGIN! Game 1! Extreme Truth or Dare!"

AG then vanishes in thin air leaving everyone with a bottle.

(STORY END)

(With special help from BlueEyedFun)

Me: SUGAR!

BlueEyedFun: PEANUT!

Me: SUGAR!

BlueEyedFun: YOUR RETARDED!

Me: I KNOW!

BlueEyedFun: YEAH!

Me: BUT SO ARE YOU!

Angelina: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!

BlueEyedFun: YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T YELL IN A LIBRARY!

Amora: YOU ALL SHOULD GO TO HELL!

Arella: PEE PEE!

All:...

Me: Well! Story over! On to the next chapter! If there is any. Sorry there so short! Thanks for reading this far in the story!