Kingdom Chaos

Ch.3 Romance Comes Spinning In A Bottle

Me: Another chapter! I feel so proud of myself!

Arella: I don't remember what happened in the last chapter and I don't want to find out.

Me: Me neither.

Amora: Well, lets just say something happened that had to do with potatoe chips.

Angelina: ….

Me: is Angelina okay?

Arella: Yeah, she looks really pale.

Angelina:...Dirty...Thoughts...

Amora: 5…4…3…2(plugs ears)…1(shuts eyes really tight)

Angelina: GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD! (shakes AndromedaGalaxy by the shoulders)

Me: AAAAAAAAH! RABID IMAGINARY FRIEND!

(STORY)

"What are we supposed to do now?" Sora asks stupidly.

"We go frolicking in the garden holding hands." Cloud answers sarcastically.

"Really?" Riku says stupidly.

"No dumbass. Cloud was being sarcastic." Yuffie says.

"Oh." Both Riku and Sora say.

They are all silent for a moment or two until a voice booms from the ceiling.

"If you do not get on with it I will have no choice but to throw you all into the dungeon!"

Everyone except for Squall say "Yes Ma'am!” "That's what I thought! Now, get on with the game!" The voice then disappears.

Everyone then sits around the bottle and wait. After about 30 seconds of staring at each other Sora finally asks "Sooooo. Who goes first?"

"Someone has to spin the bottle and the person it lands on goes first dumbass."

"Oh." Sora then spins the bottle. The bottle then started to spin. It kept going and going. It gets faster and faster. Sora starts to bite his nails. Riku is too.

The bottle then starts to slow down. Sora and Riku are holding onto each other for dear life.

"Stop already!" Yuffie yells impatiently. Then the bottle stops and it landed on…

(STORY END)

Arella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: OW! STOP YELLING! I have to stop doing this or I will loose my hearing before I get to go to High School. I already lost some of it by listening to loud music!...I was joking again okay!

Arella: Oh Gomen!

(BlueEyedFun pops out again)

BlueEyedFun: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT WORD MEAN?

Me: GASP! Don't cuss! Only I can cuss.

BlueEyedFun: I will have my revenge.

Me: Huh? Why do you want revenge?

BlueEyedFun: I don't really know, I just wanted to say that. (pulls out knife) Now hold still while I chop you into sushi.

(STORY CONTINUED)

The bottle stopped and landed on Cloud.

"NOOOO!" Cloud yells at the sky.

"Truth or dare?" Sora asks.

"Uuuuum...Uhhh...TRUTH!"

"Hmmm...Is it true you like Aeris?"

"Uuuuh...Well..."

"And Tifa at the same time?"

"Well, I don't know, um..."

"IS IT TRUE YOU SNUGGLE THIS AT NIGHT?" Sora pulls out a pink teddy bear.

"NO! MISTER SNUFFUMS!"

"That's not a truth you idiot!" Yuffie says to Sora.

"Fine, I'll do it the "RIGHT" way...Would you choose Aeris or Mister Snuffums?"

"Oh that's easy, Mister Snuffums."

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Aeris screams at the top of her lungs.

"I MEAN AERIS!"

"I love you." She says in a soft loving voice.

Riku then spins the bottle.

It lands on Squall.

"Truth or dare?" Riku asks.

"Dare." Says Squall with an enormous amount of courage.

"I dare you to make out with Yuffie."

"WHAT?"

(STORY END)

(with special help from BlueEyedFun)

Arella: NOOOOOOOOO! SO! CLOSE! TO! GOOD PART!

Me: SHUT UUUUUUP! EARS! BLEEDING! UNCONTROLLABLY! (runs away grabbing ears)

BlueEyedFun: NO! COME BACK! I didn't get you into the seaweed yet! Stupid California roll! Running away on me like that! Oh well! (vanishes into the darkness)

Arella:...I'm lost.