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Haya- I'm gonna shave you!
Me- No YOU'RE not!
Haya- Not you Tiger, you're cool! (smiles friendly)
Me- Sprx, Otto, (they both walk in)! What did you do to Haya?
Ch 13: You're Dreaming!
The others were finally asleep only leaving one wide awake. 'This is boring,' the small cub looked at everyone as they slept after a night filled with crazy pranks. 'I'll just work on my website,' she turned on the main computer and the light from the screen filled the room. Haya looked over her shoulders to check on the others to make sure the light didn't wake them. 'Now for the fun,' she smiled and began to add to her website. On the homepage it said: My Two Favorite Monkeys! There was a picture of each. One was red and beaten up from her last stay. The other was green and he was in a deep sleep with permanent maker all over his face.
Haya looked over her shoulder again, thinking she heard someone stir. She saw nothing and turned her gaze back to the screen. 'Now to add the pictures,' she added pictures to each of their profile. 'This will be fun,' she smiled, 'everyone will love this. I love this torture.' Then she thought about what would happen if B found out her favorite monkey was drugged after he and Moron tried to make her sleep for days.
"What are you doing?" she turned off the computer and turned to see a monkey standing behind her and staring at the screen until it went black. There was just enough light for them to see each other. "HAYA," the monkey jumped when he seen her, "what are you doing here?" he asked.
"Uh…hey…Clueless!" Haya was trying to think of words to give him until she thought of two words. She smiled, "You're dreaming!"
Otto gave her a puzzled look and scratched his head, "I am?" he finally asked and Haya let out a sigh.
'He feel for it,' she nodded. "Yeah," she answered his question.
"So…why are you in my dream?"
"How should I know, you're the one dreaming."
"So what can I do?"
Haya smiled. "Anything you want," she answered.
"Anything?"
"Anything," Haya repeated.
"Cool," he looked around. "Uh, what should I do?"
"Anything you want, as long as it doesn't involve me!"
"Uh, ok, this is gonna be fun! Where should I start?" he asked himself as he looked around until something gave him an idea and he walked off but looked at Haya. "Why is my fur long and why am I wearing a bikini?" he asked her.
"You dreamed it."
"Kinda cozy!"
'I'm so glad I'm recording this,' Haya smiled and looked at the video camera that was mounted on the wall behind her. 'It's a good thing I bugged the robot with a camera while I was gone. I can watch the whole thing of Sprx playing with Barbie and G.I. Joe in his room when Nova took pictures. I can put that on my website, I also have proof that Nova give Barbie a swirly and used G.I. Joe as a toilet scrubber!' The small cub was out of her thoughts when she heard a loud crash of metal.
"What are you doing?" she asked with a furious tone. Otto was jumping off something tall.
"I'm trying to fly," he answered and jumped off it again and there was another crash.
Haya looked over to the sleeping guests and hosts. "Will you stop? You're gonna wake them!" she said in a demanding voice.
"Uh, uh, sorry." He said. "This is my dream," he jumped again and landed on his face. "If this is my dream, then why does it hurt?"
"Because you can feel the pain," Haya rolled her eyes. "Why are you trying to fly?"
"Because I've always wanted to."
"You have a jetpack!"
"I know, but I want to fly without i-oou," there was another crash. Otto stood up again and looked at himself. "Why is Sprx in a dress?"
"You dreamed for all of them to be that way!" she pointed at the others.
Otto smiled. "So I dreamt Sprx is in a dress and makeup?" he looked at the cub and she nodded and he looked back at the pilot. "Sweet, he's gonna freak when he hears about my dream!"
"No, Clueless I think you should keep this between us! Our little secret!" Haya smiled a false friendly smile.
"Cool, I can even make you nice in my dreams," Otto smiled, but Haya frowned.
'I have to play along now,' Haya kicked herself mentally for that. "You can do almost anything in your dreams."
"Cool, hey Matt and Zinnaux are here." Otto was excited.
"Yup, more friends."
"What should I do now?" Otto asked himself and an idea popped in almost instantly.
"What are you thinking?" Haya asked nervously.
"I think we should have a tea party," Otto said happily.
"What? No way Clueless, not gonna happen!" Haya turned her head.
"Haya," Otto started, "don't make me make you be nice and dream that you're in a pretty bow that you hate so much!"
"No, please anything but that?" Haya pretended to cry, but then it became an evil grin and Otto was suddenly fearful of what the little cub was thinking and what she was planning.
"Why do you look evil now?" he started shaking.
"I think you're dreaming that I was myself," Haya answered.
"No, I'm dreaming happy thoughts!" Otto thought about happy things, but Haya was her normal self. Creepy, freaky, and everything in between, blue horns forming on her head.
"I can't believe this torture," Haya whined, wearing a pretty red bow. 'I should get him back now, aahh I'll get him back on my website!' Haya thought with her trademark. 'Clueless is gonna get it good. I have over two hundred billion people checking it out.'
"Would you like some more tea Haya?" Otto asked joyfully as he held the teapot in his hand with a huge smile on his face.
"No Clueless, I'm sick of tea," the cub cried. "And I'm sick of you," she added.
"Haya," Otto started to get all teary eyed.
"Uh, Clueless," Haya looked at the sobbing simian. "Clueless stop!" Haya sighed, "Fine give me some more of that stupid tea!"
"Ok," Otto said happily and poured her the twentieth cup and Haya drank it tiredly. "Want to do something else?"
"Yes, please," Haya sighed, "anything to get away from tea. I'm gonna be sick of tea for the rest of my life!"
"Ok, it's time for arts and crafts," Otto pulled up some crafty things. "Like my handy work?" he held a macaroni Super Robot in his hands.
"Yeah, it's cool," Haya said then smiled and grabbed something to make.
"You're really getting into this stuff Haya," Otto watched her.
"Yeah," Haya looked at him with a huge grin and showed him what she made. "This is what you and Moron look like to me!" she said. In her paw was a replica of the green and red monkey, but they looked like they did now. Sprx a.k.a Moron was a red robot monkey with a red dress and tiara and Otto a.k.a Clueless, hairy and in a yellow bikini.
"Wow, you're talented," Otto smiled his innocent smile.
"I know," she smiled cruelly. "He-" she looked at her creation to the green simian and her eyes narrowed when she saw him asleep in the chair. He was snoring and drooling might I add. The robot made entirely of macaroni was in front of him and the sleeping monkeys face crashed right into it, macaroni flying everywhere. 'It's about time,' Haya sighed in relief, 'now I have to delete that embarrassing torture session of a tea party. I have more time to add to my website.' The blue cub walked to the computer. 'It's almost time for wakey, wakey. This is gonna be a masterpiece!'
One more chapter. The next chapter I have big plans for and an awesome idea for the awakening. Let the fun begin, please review.
