I was going to redo the last chapter, but I guess I could add what I later thought of into this chapter. I have many crazy ideas stirring in my head and have another idea for another humor one to come.
Ch 14: Waking In Disaster
It was early morning in the Super Robot and no one stirred, except one. She was small and excited about the whole thing of them waking into this horrid nightmare. 'This video is gonna make me rich,' Haya smiled and waited for them to wake up. She tapped her paws and was anxious and an annoyed grin was all she expressed, her eyes were wandering, looking for the slightest amount of movement. An arm moved and she jumped up and down with glee. The small cub stopped when no one woke. 'This stinks,' she thought, 'perhaps its time for a rude awakening.' Haya smiled and disappeared. She entered Otto's room and looked around until her eyes landed on what she was looking for. 'Perfect,' she grabbed it with a huge smile on her face.
The mischievous little blue feline appeared down where the others lay. She placed the instrument we call a megaphone in front of her mouth, 'This'll be so much fun.' She smiled and opened her mouth, the megaphone on high. "THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, RUN FOR YOUR MISRABLE LITTLE LIVES! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU SHALL ALL CALL ME HIGHNESS AND BOW DOWN BE FOR ME!" the small cub yelled in the megaphone then she added, "and you're all gonna give me cookies, lots and lots of cookies!"
The moment she yelled in the megaphone everyone jumped out of their skin. Sitting up and breathing heavily until they all realized it was a hoax they laid back down and continued to breathe. 'Wow,' Haya thought, 'maybe I should have yelled something else.' She smiled as she seen Antauri sit up. Everyone was lying in a circle. As Antauri sat up he held his head.
"Oww, my head and my stomach," he started. "I feel like I ate something I don't like." He held his hand to his mouth to keep himself from puking. "And I also had a funny dream," everyone sat up and looked at him to hear it. Nova and the other pranksters were snickering and were given and funny look.
"What's so funny?" Sprx asked them, not even noticing himself or anyone else noticing anything other than Antauri and turned back to him.
Antauri started to finish, "I dreamt that I was frolicking… frolicking in a field of pansies!" he said and there were some laughing. The group of pranksters were holding their guts and crying out. "I feel like a pansy." Antauri added.
"Sorry," they all snorted.
Xel woke up and happened to look over at Kai on the other end of the chair they were on, "Kai?" he asked and she opened her eyes.
"Yeah," she answered.
"Why am I furry? And pink?"
"Whoa," Otto and the others looked at them, "what happened to you? Oh, cute, a kitty!" Otto stood up and waked over to the chair. Kai hissed and Otto started to scream.
"I shall bite your kneecaps!" she hissed.
"Whoa, Otto what happened to you?" Chiro asked. He looked at himself and the boys couldn't believe they seen a hairy Otto, only his helmet and eyes showed. Did I forget to mention the fact that he was wearing a bikini? A yellow one.
"It's kinda cozy," Otto smiled, but no one was able to see it.
"Hey," Sprx cried, "that's my bikini!" he covered his mouth.
"Your bikini?" everyone asked.
"I never thought I'd see the day when Sprx would become a cross dresser," Zinnaux laughed. "So… where'd you get it? Did the sales person ask you if you wanted to wear it? I also don't think yellow is your color!"
"No comment," Sprx said and saw Chiro dressed as a clown and started pointing and laughed. "Ha, that's priceless!" he said.
Chiro looked at himself. "I'm a clown? No, no, I can't be a clown! Who did this?"
"Wow Chiro you could join the circus," Otto smiled then stopped and gasped. "So…" he said protectively, "you're trying to join the circus! So now you steal my dreams huh Chiro?" Otto studied him carefully.
"No, no I don't want to join! Why would I?"
"I have no idea!" Otto continued.
Sprx was still laughing, "Ha, ha, sorry kid, you look funny!" Chiro looked at him and started laughing hysterically. Every one looked over to see what was so funny; at the sight of Sprx they went all wide-eyed and laughed with Chiro.
"More funny than that?" Chiro laughed.
"What's so funny?" the red monkey asked, folding his arms. No one could answer it was so funny.
Chiro pointed, "You," he laughed, "you lo-" he grabbed his gut and tried to stop laughing, but couldn't. Sprx turned to see Nova and the others laughing and heard Nova say something about how bad she had gotten him. His eyes grew when he seen Haya.
"What in the-" he started, "what are you doing here?" he asked quickly and started rubbing his eyes. "I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming. This is all a dream!"
"Hey Moron, have you found out why they're laughing at you yet?" she smiled evilly and started laughing.
"Sprx," Chiro continued to point and laugh and Sprx turned to look at him. "In a dress," he finally said, "and tiara, and," he fell over gasping for air, "make-up!"
"Oh, yeah kid, like I'm gonna fall for that!" Sprx smiled and the laughing grew louder. "Seriously, what's so funny?"
"You're in a," Gibson said through a die hard laughter, "dress!"
"That looks," Midnight started, "good on you!"
"How long have you been a cross dresser?" Haya smiled.
"Not to mention the Barbie and G.I. Joe in your hands," Miko and Diko pointed at his hands. Sprx finally looked at himself, and sure enough he was in a pretty red dress and a Barbie and G.I. Joe were in his man hands.
"AAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH," Sprx screamed like a little girl and threw them at Chiro but missed. "Those aren't mine." He said with an embarrassed smile. "I've been framed, and man handed again!"
"Sure Sprx," Matt broke laughing and got his brothers attention.
"Matty," Sprx noticed him, "how long have you been here?"
"Long enough," Matt laughed. "I lived with you and I never knew about your Barbie and G.I. Joe. You hid them very well then."
"Why I'm gonna-" Sprx was interrupted.
"Sorry Sprx," Antauri laughed, "you look so funny!"
"Like a pretty little princess," Xel added with a purr. "I feel stupid. You and your pretty tiara that is a good look for you Sprx!" he laughed.
Gibson was too busy laughing that he didn't notice Tara moving in, closer to her blue victim. Jaws music is heard in the background and once the laughter died down a bit, he felt something on his hand and he looked down and jumped. The black arachnid with shades of brown… freaked… him… OUT! He jumped up and ran off screaming… like a girl. "GET IT OFF, HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME!" Blue boy was running so fast he ran into a wall and rendered himself unconscious.
Haya was snickering as he did so, "Agh," Diko cried, "I'M BALD! WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Oh, Suger kinda went crazy with that shaver!" Emaris smiled.
"You let her have a shaver?" he asked. "Are you crazy?"
"She brought it," Diko looked over at Suger as an innocent grin grew on her face.
"I didn't do it," she said.
"I feel so naked," Diko tried to cover himself.
"Can you please change us back?" Kiko asked from the chair and Gibson sat up and looked straight at her, cross-eyed. "Hey Gibson!" there was a thump of metal as he fainted. "Fine, be that way! That'll be the last time I say anything to you!" she crossed her front legs.
"What happened to you two?" the pink kitten asked. "And why am I a pink kitten?" Xel asked.
"Kai turned me into this then she was turned into one," Kiko said. "Did you find out where that clicker is yet?" Haya stayed still and her eyes shifted all around, looking innocent.
"What's Haya doing here?" Otto asked. "She was in my dream last night."
"Get that thing out of here," Sprx said.
"Look who's talking Sprx," Eclyps defended, "you're one to talk."
Sprx had no comeback, "You have beautiful eyes," Miko said, but covered his mouth.
"What did you say?" Sprx asked.
"Nothing," he tried to cover.
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"If you say so," Sprx ignored him.
"I like you a lot," Miko covered his mouth again.
"Now I know I heard that," Sprx turned.
"Heard what?"
"You know what."
"No I don't."
"Liar."
"Sprx stop," Nova sighed. Sprx stopped and looked at something else and Miko started singing. It was no ordinary song, it was from, dare I say it… Power Rangers (sorry if you like them). He sang all of the songs known to man.
"You're sick," Sprx looked at him disgusted.
Zinnaux snickered, "Hey Midnight, I'm liking your new look."
"What do you want Zinnaux?" Midnight asked. "And what are you doing here?"
"Nothing, nothing," the young blue monkey answered, holding a mirror in his hands.
"What did you do to me?" Midnight reached for it but Zinnaux pulled it away.
"I'm not so sure, the shock alone could-"
"Give me the stupid mirror," tearing it from his grasp and slowly looks in it.
"That's exactly what people think of you," Zinnaux smiled and ran off before the mirror was tossed at him.
"ZINNAUX," Midnight yelled.
There was ruffling of paper and everyone looked over to see Haya with a puppet, not just any puppet, a Nova puppet. "Ooh, look at me, I got giant man hands, oh ooh." Then looked up to see everyone staring at her. "What?"
"Is that supposed to be me?" Nova asked curiously as one eye started twitching.
"Yes," Haya admitted.
"Why did you make th-"
"I didn't make it," Haya said honestly, "Sprx did." Nova and the others looked at Sprx and he had an 'I'm dead' look on his face.
"No I didn't, the little beast is lying."
"Sprx," Eclyps defended again. "I know you're lying."
"What?"
The main computer turned on and Haya pressed play on a video clip (from epi 'Return of Krinkle' but now called 'Incident on Ranger 7').
Otto and Sprx were at arts and crafts therapy on Ranger 7 on their search for Chiro after a beam of some kind zapped him and he disappeared.
"This is a drawing of Skeleton King holding me!" Sakko holds up the picture.
"Very Nice. Cloggy colon creature?" said the doctor with the brain.
"I made a fake hot dog out of this toilet-paper roll! Wish I could eat it!" said cloggy colon creature.
"Very nice. Sprx-77?"
"I made a Nova puppet out of this old paper bag." Sprx starts imitating Nova, "Ooh, look at me. I have giant man hands. Ooh."
"And Otto, what did you make?"
"I built the Super Robot out of elbow macaroni." Otto answered, proud of his creation.
Antauri appears, "Otto, what are you doing with that macaroni?"
"Nothing," Otto has as sweat drop falls.
"Put that macaroni down. We need you and Sprx to get to the prison workshop immediately." He and Sprx look at each other and Sprx is still messing with his Nova puppet.
The clip faded and Nova and the others looked at Sprx, everyone was laughing except Nova who was eyeing the red monkey who was scratching the back of his head. "You made that?" Nova was furious.
"How did you get that on video?" Sprx asked the small cub and she just smiled.
"Seven of my previous babysitters are there, so I bugged the building," she grinned. "But that's not all I bugged."
Nova was pounding Sprx, but stopped when Haya played another clip.
"I'm coming Nova," Sprx made the G.I. Joe doll say.
"Sprx, please help me!" he said in a girly kind of voice. G.I. Joe reached for the blonde haired beauty and pulled her to safety. Nova was in her room, laughing hysterically to the point to where she fell off her chair. She grabbed her stomach and tried to cover her mouth with the other hand.
"I have to take some pictures," Nova laughed and pushed the button to take pictures.
Sprx was in his room with the dolls, "Thank you for saving me Sprx," the blonde doll said (Sprx is doing the voices don't forget).
"No problem Nova," G.I. Joe said and the Barbie moved in to kiss her hero. Click, went the camera.
"What? Was that a camera?" Sprx noticed the flash.
"Next time I better have Otto hide the flash," Nova realized as Sprx ran closer to the camera. "Oh well, I better take some more pictures. This would be fun to show the others." Nova smiled and continued taking more pictures.
What he didn't know was that she had already printed them and already had them on a little disk and held it in her hands. "Thanks to Otto's invention they were saved before the camera was destroyed." Nova looked at the disk that she held in her hands. "And Sprx doesn't know who took them," Nova smiled.
There was laughing as the second clip ended and not only did he see that it was her that took those pictures, but also that she gave Barbie and swirly and used G.I. Joe as a toilet scrubber and the whole 'put Sprx in a dress thing'. "You didn't?" he asked her, referring to the dolls. "That was you that took those pictures?" he pointed in disbelief. "You put me in this horrid dress and tiara and make-up?"
"You got it Moron," Haya said and her website flashed. The pictures Nova had given her of Sprx playing with his dolls were posted. There were videos of all the pranks that the others did before she arrived. Once all of them played, everyone asked how she recorded all the pranks when she wasn't there for most of it. Antauri didn't look so good. After all, he ate something he doesn't take a fancy to and ran to the bathroom.
"I bugged the Robot with cameras the last time I was here with Clueless and Moron over there." Haya grinned. "And it paid off. Now I will be rich and famous."
"Why you-" Sprx was about to charge her until Nova cracked her knuckles.
"Hey Sprx that reminds me," Otto started, "can you crack your knuckles?"
Sprx looked at his man hands, "I think." There was a loud crack.
"That's gross," Suger said.
"Ok, can I become a monkey again?" Xel purred.
"Yes, please," Kiko and Kai added.
"My boyfriend thinks I'm fat," Miko cried.
"Why do you keep saying this stuff?" Xel asked.
"He can only say lines from movies or TV." Emaris answered.
Haya grabbed the clicker and shot Xel, Kai and Kiko and they returned to normal. Well, the girls did but Xel was still dyed pink. He looked at himself, "Why did you do this to me?" he asked Kai.
"I thought you would look better." She smiled.
"Hey Moron," Haya called out to Sprx and he looked only to be hit with a blue light. He started to shrink and turned into a Barbie sized figure. Haya snickered, "I can make figurines and make a bundle."
"Sprx?" everyone peered on him.
He looked at himself, and looked up. "Please change me bahhhhacckk?" he whined.
"Haya, give me that clicker," Matt jumped at her but she disappeared and then reappeared and grinned.
"If you can find it," she smiled.
"Everyone start looking for that clicker," Kai said then started to whisper, "though Sprx should stay that way for a while."
"Hey I heard that," Sprx said in a little squeaky voice and everyone scattered in search for the lost clicker.
The small cub turned with a smile on her face and walked into something. She fell back and looked up to see Eclyps looking straight at her. "Uh, hey." She grinned. Xel looked over and saw Eclyps and the mischievous cub talking. A small smile crept a cross his lips and he turned with a smile.
"Hey," Eclyps looked around and leaned in closer to whisper. "Good one," he said so no one could hear.
"Thanks," she smiled and turned running in the opposite direction and passed Xel. He stood up and looked at Eclyps as he walked over.
"What was that all about?" Xel asked and Eclyps shrugged.
"I'll go look somewhere else," he walked off. Xel smiled with what he saw, he swore he saw the small cub run off with a small pinkish blush.
A few hours later and they actually found the remote, well, actually Eclyps did. Sprx was furious and trying to get the small cub but was greatly outmatched. There were a few mentions of Sprx calling her a beast, tyrant and some other names and Eclyps went back on the defensive and the monkey had no comebacks and walked off. "I see why you mess him," Eclyps told the smaller feline.
It wasn't long before the party was officially over and everyone left with goodbyes. Sprx and Otto calling Haya almost all those names and Eclyps growled and they both shut up. The door closed and everyone was gone.
"That was fun," Chiro said looking at the clean Robot.
"Indeed," Gibson said.
"So…" Otto started, "when's the next one?" and everyone looked at each other with an amused smile.
I'm done with my story! I hope you enjoyed my first humor story. I think it went rather well and I have an idea for another humor story. I would like to ask you to review please and I would also like to know your favorite chapter or part was. Was there anything I needed to work on? If so please share so I can work on getting better. Thanks to all of you that read and have been reviewing throughout the story.
Thank you to all that reviewed and all your awesome ideas and sticking with me throughout the story. Thanks to all that let me borrow their OC's and those that would like me to use your OC's let me know and I'll do what I can.
Guest Starring
(Blackrose342)
Kiko
Miko
Diko
Suger
(Dark Fox Tailz)
Zinnaux
(Emaris)
Emaris
(Fairy Whisperings)
Midnight
(Miss Queen B)
Haya
(Xiaolin Monkey)
Matt
(Mine)
Kai
Xel
Eclyps
