Kingdom Chaos
Ch6 Randomness!
Me: Yeah…I know this was not what I was planning for the sixth chapter but I am having major writer's block and I really bad want to update and no one seems to be helping so I am going to make a random chapter that has nothing to do with the story. (Gasps for breath)
Arella:… … …?
Angelina:…Wow she said that all in one breath.
Amora: (sighs) John….(She is in her own little world)
Arella: I think she is thinking about that 8th grader that asked us out.
BlueEyedFun:...Show off.
Me: I am NOT.
BlueEyedFun: Yes you are, AND I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DOUBLE SPACE ALL OF THIS!
Me: Hee, hee...Whoops.
BlueEyedFun: You send me your story, and YOU DIDN'T DOUBLE SPACE!...(breathes heavy)...If this happens again...(glares)...I'll quit.
Me: NO JAM! FINE! I WON'T! JUST PLEASE STAY!
BlueEyedFun: Yes, that's right you pathetic mortal...
Me:...You know what? Go ahead and quit.
BlueEyedFun: NO! I WANNA STAY!
Arella:...I'm confused. (rubs head)
Angelina: As we were SAYING. That guy keeps on making nasty comments and would not stop poking us in the thigh.
BlueEyedFun: Us? You mean Andromeda...YOU GUYS AREN'T REAL!
Arella: (eyes glow red)...How do you know?
BlueEyedFun: (runs out crying) STUPID HARMONES!
Me: ...? ANYWAYS...Where did all of this come from?
Arella: Because you can't stop thinking about him.
Me: Why is everyone picking on me!
John: (licks lips and looks at Andromeda) Hello...
Me: JAM! I KNOW THATS YOU! STOP INPERSONATING JOHN!
BlueEyedFun: FINE! I never did get to meet him anyways...
(Random events)
(NOTE: this is all about people in real life at my school.)
Devan: (whispers) I Hate You! (Pssst! Don't tell him I told you this but he and I agree that Squall is cool!)
Me: (smiles) I Know!
Danita: Whatchya guys talking about? (Is all perky and stuff) (think of her as Purin, Yuffie, or Selphie)
BlueEyedFun: DANITA'S VOICE HURTS MY EARS!
Sungyan: Non lesbian hug!
Danita + Me: Yay! (all except Devan hug)
Me: Ahhh! Is little Devy wevy wanting a hug?
Danita: Yeah!
Devan: NNOOOOOOOOOOOO! (tries to run away, but we tackle him down and squeeze him to death)
Sungyan: Is he okay? He doesn't look too good.
Devan: twitch twitch
BlueEyedFun: (walks up to Devan)...(stares at him)...(kicks him in the crotch)
Devan: (falls down in pain) WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
BlueEyedFun frowning:...I'm mad.
Devan: WHY?
BlueEyedFun still frowning:...I don't know...(kicks him in the crotch again) I DON'T WANT YOU TO MAKE BABIES!
(In cafeteria)
Me: (drinking orange juice through a straw)
BlueEyedFun:...(stares at her and the orange juice) I bet your orange juice is enjoying that right now.
Me: (spits out orange juice)
Devan: (sitting at other table eating corn dog)
BlueEyedFun: (walks up to him and talks in his ear)...WEINER!
Me: ROFL!
BlueEyedFun: (smiles proudly)
Devan: (gagging)
BlueEyedFun: (to other boy) Do you know your chicken nuggets look like road kill?
Boy:...
BlueEyedFun: It looks like somebody got their balls run over.
Boy:...OH GOD! I'M GOING!
BlueEyedFun: (to me) How many is that?
Me: (looking at note pad) So far 23 people you scared away from us.
BlueEyedFun: DARN IT! And I was going for 50 today...(crosses arms)
Devan: (talking to guy friends)
BlueEyedFun: (jumps on his back) (in cute voice) I'm a lion! GRRRRRR!
Me: I'm hungry...(looks at everyones food)
BlueEyedFun: (starving) If you touch my food I WILL KILL YOU!
Me:..Grrrrrrr.
BlueEyedFun: SOMEONE GIVE HER SOME FOOD! IF YOU DONT...She'll DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN HER PAAAAAAAAATH! (foams at the mouth and breathes heavy)
Me:...Are you gonna eat that?
BlueEyedFun: OH GOD IT'S STARTING!
(Random Events OVER)
Me:...Jam, you are in there more than me.
BlueEyedFun: Well you wanted me to add more stuff and I hardly know what your OTHER friends say, and I have to put my self in there.
Angelina: Did that make sense?
BlueEyedFun:...I feel mad again...WHERES DEVAN! Tell him I'm gonna connect my foot with his crotch AGAIN!
Me: Jam, you know you never kicked him in the crotch...
BlueEyedFun:...Well, I PRETEND to, and that scares him enough. I did LIGHTLY kick him there once.
Me:...Ooooooh.
BlueEyedFun:...Why are we talking about Devan's crotch?
Me:...ROFL.
Amora:...Ew.
Arella: Tee hee.
Angelina: O-O
BlueEyedFun: SMILEY!
