Kingdom Chaos

Ch6 Randomness!

Me: Yeah…I know this was not what I was planning for the sixth chapter but I am having major writer's block and I really bad want to update and no one seems to be helping so I am going to make a random chapter that has nothing to do with the story. (Gasps for breath)

Arella:… … …?

Angelina:…Wow she said that all in one breath.

Amora: (sighs) John….(She is in her own little world)

Arella: I think she is thinking about that 8th grader that asked us out.

BlueEyedFun:...Show off.

Me: I am NOT.

BlueEyedFun: Yes you are, AND I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DOUBLE SPACE ALL OF THIS!

Me: Hee, hee...Whoops.

BlueEyedFun: You send me your story, and YOU DIDN'T DOUBLE SPACE!...(breathes heavy)...If this happens again...(glares)...I'll quit.

Me: NO JAM! FINE! I WON'T! JUST PLEASE STAY!

BlueEyedFun: Yes, that's right you pathetic mortal...

Me:...You know what? Go ahead and quit.

BlueEyedFun: NO! I WANNA STAY!

Arella:...I'm confused. (rubs head)

Angelina: As we were SAYING. That guy keeps on making nasty comments and would not stop poking us in the thigh.

BlueEyedFun: Us? You mean Andromeda...YOU GUYS AREN'T REAL!

Arella: (eyes glow red)...How do you know?

BlueEyedFun: (runs out crying) STUPID HARMONES!

Me: ...? ANYWAYS...Where did all of this come from?

Arella: Because you can't stop thinking about him.

Me: Why is everyone picking on me!

John: (licks lips and looks at Andromeda) Hello...

Me: JAM! I KNOW THATS YOU! STOP INPERSONATING JOHN!

BlueEyedFun: FINE! I never did get to meet him anyways...

(Random events)

(NOTE: this is all about people in real life at my school.)

Devan: (whispers) I Hate You! (Pssst! Don't tell him I told you this but he and I agree that Squall is cool!)

Me: (smiles) I Know!

Danita: Whatchya guys talking about? (Is all perky and stuff) (think of her as Purin, Yuffie, or Selphie)

BlueEyedFun: DANITA'S VOICE HURTS MY EARS!

Sungyan: Non lesbian hug!

Danita + Me: Yay! (all except Devan hug)

Me: Ahhh! Is little Devy wevy wanting a hug?

Danita: Yeah!

Devan: NNOOOOOOOOOOOO! (tries to run away, but we tackle him down and squeeze him to death)

Sungyan: Is he okay? He doesn't look too good.

Devan: twitch twitch

BlueEyedFun: (walks up to Devan)...(stares at him)...(kicks him in the crotch)

Devan: (falls down in pain) WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

BlueEyedFun frowning:...I'm mad.

Devan: WHY?

BlueEyedFun still frowning:...I don't know...(kicks him in the crotch again) I DON'T WANT YOU TO MAKE BABIES!

(In cafeteria)

Me: (drinking orange juice through a straw)

BlueEyedFun:...(stares at her and the orange juice) I bet your orange juice is enjoying that right now.

Me: (spits out orange juice)

Devan: (sitting at other table eating corn dog)

BlueEyedFun: (walks up to him and talks in his ear)...WEINER!

Me: ROFL!

BlueEyedFun: (smiles proudly)

Devan: (gagging)

BlueEyedFun: (to other boy) Do you know your chicken nuggets look like road kill?

Boy:...

BlueEyedFun: It looks like somebody got their balls run over.

Boy:...OH GOD! I'M GOING!

BlueEyedFun: (to me) How many is that?

Me: (looking at note pad) So far 23 people you scared away from us.

BlueEyedFun: DARN IT! And I was going for 50 today...(crosses arms)

Devan: (talking to guy friends)

BlueEyedFun: (jumps on his back) (in cute voice) I'm a lion! GRRRRRR!

Me: I'm hungry...(looks at everyones food)

BlueEyedFun: (starving) If you touch my food I WILL KILL YOU!

Me:..Grrrrrrr.

BlueEyedFun: SOMEONE GIVE HER SOME FOOD! IF YOU DONT...She'll DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN HER PAAAAAAAAATH! (foams at the mouth and breathes heavy)

Me:...Are you gonna eat that?

BlueEyedFun: OH GOD IT'S STARTING!

(Random Events OVER)

Me:...Jam, you are in there more than me.

BlueEyedFun: Well you wanted me to add more stuff and I hardly know what your OTHER friends say, and I have to put my self in there.

Angelina: Did that make sense?

BlueEyedFun:...I feel mad again...WHERES DEVAN! Tell him I'm gonna connect my foot with his crotch AGAIN!

Me: Jam, you know you never kicked him in the crotch...

BlueEyedFun:...Well, I PRETEND to, and that scares him enough. I did LIGHTLY kick him there once.

Me:...Ooooooh.

BlueEyedFun:...Why are we talking about Devan's crotch?

Me:...ROFL.

Amora:...Ew.

Arella: Tee hee.

Angelina: O-O

BlueEyedFun: SMILEY!