Yondaime-kun: thank you to all of those that reviewed. I can't wait to start the chapter. So, I hope that you enjoy this chapter and also, could somebody please come up with a title? I really need one. Anyways, I hope you enjoy the chapter and when you review please use constructive criticism and no flames.

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"Talk"

"Inner Hinata and Kyuubi"

'Thoughts'

Inside the living room in Ino's house sat Hinata, Tenten, and Ino while Sakura was at the door. "Where is forehead," asked Ino after breaking the five minute silence that was held.

"I think she went to answer the door," said Hinata, "Why?"

"Oh. I thought that she would be back by now."

"Well, she sure is taking along time," said Tenten.

"I know."

"Wait here," said Sakura, "I'll go talk to the girls ok."
"Yes," muttered the boys.

"Oh and if you leave, your punishment will be worse." When Sakura said this, the boys gulped and were scared. Literally scared because they were shaking.

"Hey girls," said Sakura as she walked into the living room, "the boys are outside with Iruka and Kakashi-sensei. So, what's their punishment?"

"Well," said Ino, "let's talk about it."

"How about we talk about their nightmares," suggested Tenten.

"So, unoriginal. How about…" whispered Ino to the other girls and of course, they agreed. Here is how it will be played, Lee will be tortured by Ino while Tenten takes Neji, and Hinata takes Naruto. Sakura will call up Temari on her cell phone and she'll deal with Shikamaru. While Sakura will call up Kurenai and she'll take care of Kiba, Shino, and Chouji. The reason is that Sakura doesn't want any part of this and she might "secretly" kill them because of her training with Tsuande in which no one knows yet. Meaning, Sakura has Tsuande's super strength and if she got mad, it wouldn't be pretty.

Outside Ino's house, Iruka, Kakashi, Kiba, Shino, Akamaru, Naruto, Lee, Chouji, Neji, and Shikamaru were standing scared. All of them were thinking, 'Oh man. We're going to die. I can't believe this.' Of course, the only people that weren't really scared were Iruka and Kakashi because they knew that nothing would happen to them. Since they weren't part of the whole "peeking" thing.

'I don't want to be tortured,' thought a wailing Naruto, mentally, 'I don't want to die.'

"Cheer up Kit," said Kyuubi happily, "It'll be great torture. Tee-hee. Oh yeah. It'll be great. I can just feel the torture happen. I hope that Hinata gives the torture. Now that will be fun."

'What! You find this amusing!'

"Sure. Why not? I mean it's not everyday that a cute girl tortures you. Especially when it's Hinata. I can't wait until…"

'STOP! You nasty fox, you're like ero-sennin.'

"Listen here brat. If I was you, I'll keep my mouth shut. If I wasn't in you, I would kill you first and keep Hinata where we'll go…"

'Shut up you stupid fox.'

"Don't listen to me. But believe me. When I see a hot girl, I see a hot girl."

'What's that got to do with our last conversation?'

"Nothing. But hey, I'm a love expert!"

'Ok?'

"Be that way. Wahhhhhh!"

'Are you crying?'

"Why would I, the great Kitsune no Kyuubi cry?"

'Because you just did.'

"You never saw that. Ok."

'…Ok…'

When Sakura came outside, she said, "Come on boys. Time for your punishment and believe me. It won't be pretty."

"Ano, are you punishing anybody Sakura-chan," asked Naruto.

"Nope. You're lucky that you're not dealing with me."

"Why?"

"You'll see and oh yeah, the only person who won't get punished today is Shikamaru because the person who person who will punish him will becoming in about a week. But, you'll all find out what it is. So, come in."

After Sakura said this, she lead the boys into the living room where Kurenai, Hinata, Tenten, and Ino sat. When Sakura walked in, she said, "Alright girls, let's tell these fine boys there punishment."

"Ok," said a really excited Ino, "I'll be taking Lee and he'll go shopping with me for a week, and he'll shave his eyebrows. Lee also has no option in this. Kurenai will take Chouji, Shino, and Kiba. Kiba, you'll have to leave your dog at home and go to the beauty salon. Shino, if Kurenai sees one of your bugs, she has complete permission to kill it. Finally Chouji, you'll have to go on a diet. Next, Tenten has dibs on Neji. Neji, you'll have to take Tenten out shopping for weapons and you'll have to polish all her weapons. Also, she has permission, if angered, to use you for target practice. Finally, Hinata has Naruto. Naruto, you'll have to take Hinata on a months worth of dates and when that date is finished, you'll have to give her a gift everyday of the week. You'll also have to quit eating ramen for a week. Now time for Kakashi and Iruka, this will be fun. Sakura has dibs on you two. Kakashi, you'll have to be early and lose your perverted books and this will be a month. Iruka, you'll have to be Sakura's test objects and that includes Kakashi. Of course, I really feel bad for you two, but since you were there at the time, you must also serve the punishment."

After Ino said this the guys got really scared, the most scared were Naruto, Lee, and Chouji. The three boys were shaking with fear and the non-fearful ones were Kakashi and Iruka. The two of them believed that Sakura's punishment wouldn't be bad. But ironically, they're the worst off. Being Sakura's medical experiments of course and she's allowed to use her super strength on the two poor men.

'This is scary,' thought Naruto, 'No more ramen.'

"At least you get to see Hinata more," said Kyuubi.

'Oh. You're back.'

"Of course I am. I mean, who wouldn't want to talk to me?"

'Me.'

"YOU'RE SOOOOO MEAN! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

'Ok. That was freaky. Oh, and by the way, you're crying again.'

"No! I'm the great Kyuubi. I would never cry."

'You said that twice. Might I add.'

"Oh. Well, good luck Kit and you're lucky." After Kyuubi left, Naruto saw Hinata come to him and dragged him away from the rest. The same thing happened to all the other guys. Ino's eyes sparkled while Tenten smirked. Kurenai grinned while Sakura had sparkled eyes and a huge smirk. Out of all the boys Shikamaru was the lucky one until Ino said, "Oh, and I forgot you Shikamaru. Well, Temari gets to go shopping with you and use you for training. You also have to take her on dates while she's here and buy her red roses for every date. 'Shit,' thought Shikamaru, 'I can't get out of this. This is going to get troublesome. What a drag.'

After each girl dragged off their boy or boys, Hinata took Naruto to the living room where Hinata said, "I'm sorry about your punishment, but the girls and I agreed on this."

"You didn't stutter again," said Naruto.

"Oh. We-ll, um…"

"You don't have to stutter in front of me Hinata. I really love it when you don't stutter. You have a beautiful voice Hinata. You should use it more often."

"Thank you Naruto-kun. I really appreciate it."

"No problem. So, when's our first date?"

"How about tomorrow?"
"Sounds great. See you then Hinata."

"Yeah. I'll see you then Naruto-kun."

When Naruto left, Hinata thought, 'I can't wait for my first date with Naruto.'

"I totally agree," said Inner Hinata, "it'll be so cool. I'm glad you thought about that punishment."

'Oh. It's you.'

"What do you mean by 'oh, it's me?' of course it's me? I mean, where would be without me? Huh? Nowhere, that's right. Now, time to plan that date!"

'Yeah. The date.'

Outside Ino's house was the figure hidden behind a fence. The figure said, "When can I move in?"
"On the mission," said the voice on the other line, "On a mission. Got it Kisame."

"Yes, Itachi," said Kisame, "I know. I'll wait. You're such a party pooper."

"Just keep an eye on the girl. We need her. Got it?"

"Yes Itachi."

Yondaime-kun: finally. The two mystery figures have appeared! They are apart of Atasuki. I can't tell you the reason yet. But it'll be explained in either chapter 5 or 6. I hope you review and please don't flame. Constructive criticism is nice. Anyways. I hope you like the chapter. Ja ne.