Yondaime-kun: I thank you all to those that reviewed. I'm still looking for a title to the story, but that's ok. So far, I've enjoyed writing this because I love how Kyuubi is written. He is so fun to write. Anyways, time for chapter 5. I hope you enjoy so please review and don't flame. Constructive criticism is fine.

Disclaimer: I'll never own Naruto.

"Talk"

"Inner Hinata and Kyuubi"

'Thoughts'

'Inner Hinata and Kyuubi'

The next morning in Ino's, Hinata got up from her sleeping bag and went to Ino's bathroom to brush her teeth. As she was brushing her teeth, Hinata thought, 'Today is my first date with Naruto-kun.'

"I know," said Inner Hinata "Isn't it great. Oh, I hope that we get to…"

'What are you saying?'

"Oh girl, you don't understand anything whatsoever. When you're with a hot guy, you've got to take the opportunity to do something exciting. If you don't do it, I'll do it for you."

'Why? What would you do?'

"Fun stuff that you wouldn't understand. Why?"
'I don't want to know then.'

"BE that way. But if this date is boring, then I take over."
'Whatever.'

At Naruto's house, Naruto sat in his kitchen eating ramen even though he knew that he couldn't eat it, but he did anyways. He then thought, 'Oh yeah. I forgot about my date with Hinata today. What should I get her?'

"You should get her a batch of red roses," said an overly happy Kyuubi, "and then, you drag her into any room. Oh, and take her to a bar where you can get drunk. But, you shouldn't drink sake or beer…"

'What are you talking about?'

"Your date. Anyways, you should drink red whine. Now that's good stuff. Then after that, you drag her into a separate room and make hot…"

'WHAT?'

"Kit. Listen to me. I know about girls."

'No. You don't.'

"WAHHHHH! Why don't you listen to MEEEEEE?"

'You're crying again.'

"You'll die after I get out of your body. You know that right?"
'Because you're annoying me.'

"Fine. Don't get dating tips from me. But you know what?"

'What?'

"IF you don't do this, you'll never get kids and a hot wife."

'You're a perverted fox. You know that right?'

"At least I can get a girlfriend. But still. I want Hinata. WAHHHH! I want a hot girl. But you're like, 'I want Sakura. I want Sakura.' Well, let me tell you, she's hot and all. But compared to Hinata, she's ok."

'What do you mean by ok?'

"What I mean is that, Sakura looks at you as a brother. Well, I don't really know. But all I know is that she won't even have fantasies about you with her. So, just give up on her. Ok?"
'OK?'

"JUST listen to the foxy fox."

'Ok?'

"WAHHHHHHHHHHH! Why don't you love me?"
'You just cried again.'

"SHUT up Kit. If you say that again, I'll go with my threat and kill you. Actually. That sounds SOOOOOOOO cool right now. YAY! I'll do that. Hinata and me, alone in a room, where we get wild and have hot…"
'That, just sounds nasty.'

In Ino's house, Hinata went to kitchen to see the other girls sitting at the table eating pancakes. When Hinata got into the room, Sakura looked up from her food and said, "today's going to be a killer."

"It won't be that bad," said Hinata.

"Trust me. It will be. Kaka-sensei and Iruka-sensei will be a pain to handle."

"Well," said Tenten, "At least you don't have the number one hottie on you."

"Why?"

"Because Neji is very sensitive with his hair."

"That's weird."

"I know."

After the girls ate, they went their separate ways to each of the houses that they were supposed to go. Hinata to Naruto's, Ino to Lee's, Tenten to Neji's, Kurenai, who decided to stay at the sleepover, went to Kiba's, Shino's, and Chouji's house. Lastly, Sakura had to go to Kakashi and Iruka's house, which will be a killer on her part.

When Hinata neared Naruto's house, she saw him eating ramen with his Byakugan. As Hinata saw this, she thought, 'isn't he NOT suppose to eat ramen?'

"Yea," said Inner Hinata, "he's not supposed to be eating that. Anyways, let's just start this date. Oh, things are going to heat up. Better yet, to make this experience so much better, why don't I take over for you?"

'Why?'

"Why not?"

'How about, no.'

"Fine. But if this date gets boring, I will take over. I can't wait to have fun."

'You're weird.'

"That's just dissing yourself girl. Technically that means that you're weird as well."

'Just leave.'

"Later then."

Inside Naruto's house, he was preparing for his date with Hinata when Kyuubi said, "Let's go."

'Why,' thought Naruto.

"Because Hinata's here. Oh yeah. This will get wild." When Naruto heard this, he was very disturbed by this. Here was Kyuubi, one of the greatest demons in history, acting like a pervert. He then thought, 'Let's just get this over with.'

"OK," said a very, overly, happy Kyuubi, "Let's go. YAY! The fun will begin. I can't wait to take over your body and enjoy Hinata's body on top of…"

'You're nasty, and what do you mean by taking over my body?'

"Nothing."

'You're such a liar. Anyways, let's go, Hinata's waiting for us.'

"YES! LET'S GO!"

'That's disturbing.'

"Shut up and move your body."

On the corner of Naruto's street, Kisame watched Hinata stare into Naruto's apartment and thought, 'I want to steal her now. Why? I feel like it. But NOOOOOO! I've got to wait for Itachi's permission. He's such a kill joy.'

"Kisame," said Itachi on the walkie-talkie, "don't strike."

"I know," said Kisame, "I know. On the mission."

"Good job, and if you don't follow my orders, you're dead."

'He's evil,' thought Kisame, 'but, hey. We are evil.'

Naruto peeked out his window and saw Hinata on the street waving to him for him to come down. When he saw this, he thought, 'I'm glad that finally has confidence.'

"Yeah," said Kyuubi, "that just makes her even hotter."

'Oh. You're back again.'

"Yep! I'm back and there's nothing you can do about it."

'Sure. What will you do?'

"Weelll, even I don't know. That stupid Yondaime just had to seal me in you. Now if he threw me Hinata I would be all there. But, no, he just had to seal me in you. I hate this."

'It can't be that bad.'

"Yeah. I know. At least HE isn't here."

'How do you know that the Yondaime isn't here?'

"…I don't know…"

'That was reassuring.'

"How would I know these things? Anyways, how about after our date, we do research on the jutsu that stupid blonde put on me."

'Let's just go on the date.'

A few minutes later, Naruto came down the stairs and into the street. He sees Hinata and mentally says, 'I can't do this.' When Kyuubi heard this, he got over excited and shoved Naruto into the back of his mind and took over. 'Yes,' thought Kyuubi, 'I finally get out of that stupid cage.'

"YOU KICKED me out," yelled Naruto.

'Yeah. Time to start the date. Tee-hee.'

"You're sick."

'Shut up Kit. Now time to start the date.'

When Hinata saw Naruto walk up to her in a seductive way, she thought, 'Oh, I can't do this,' and of course, Inner Hinata heard and said, "Let me handle this girl." Hinata heard Inner Hinata speak and she was thrown into her own mind where Inner Hinata came out. 'Time to bring it on with Naruto, yes.'

"What," said Hinata who was very disturbed by this.

'What's wrong with that?'

"Everything."

Kyuubi walked up to Inner Hinata and said, "Hey babe. Want to go to a bar with me or better yet, that new romantic restaurant near that stupid ramen shop?"

"Sure," Inner Hinata, "are you paying or am I?"

"I'll pay. Let's just say that this will be my gift from me to you. Better yet, I'll give you and even better get. It'll be better than this date."

"What is it?"
"You'll see."

After Kyuubi said this, he winked at Inner Hinata and took his arm out for her to hold onto.

When Inner Hinata saw Naruto do this, she thought, 'Oh my. I never knew that Naruto was this romantic. This wants me to get…'

"You'll what," asked Hinata.

'Nothing. Nothing at all.'

"That's better. So, start walking."

Kyuubi saw Hinata walk up to him and grabbed his arm, he thought, 'This will get good. Oh yeah. I can't wait to start our little…'

"You're a nasty fox," said Naruto, "you know that right."

'No I'm not. Anyways, be glad that I'm doing this for you. That stupid Yondaime actually did some good when he placed me in you. Heck if I weren't here, you would be stuck without a mate. Believe me, I want little Kits running around. But if you keep this up, I'll never get a girl and get…'

"WE don't need more detail right?"

'Yeah, but I feel like it.'

"You tell me this because you so called 'felt' like doing this. This is not advice, but because you randomly wanted too?"
'Yep. Aren't you happy?'

"No. I'm not. I just knew you were a nasty fox, but I never knew you were like THIS. It's all ero-sennin's fault. If he hadn't given me that book, you wouldn't be like this."

'Why not? Don't you like me when I'm this way?'

"…It's better than be a psychopath, but this is just weird."

'Be that way. Now be quiet while this date goes on.'

Inner Hinata and Kyuubi made it to the restaurant five minutes later. When they got in, the waiter sat the two down and gave them the menu. Kyuubi saw the menu and thought, 'Um hey Kit, how much do you have?'

"Not that much," said Naruto, "Why?"

'Forget you.'

Inner Hinata saw Naruto look through his wallet and it looked like he was poor. Which he is, so Inner Hinata decided that she'll pay when she saw Naruto looking like that. Kyuubi heard that and said thank you to her. Inner Hinata heard Naruto say that and she said to him that he's welcome.

The waiter came back and said, "What would you like to order?"

"Um," said Kyuubi, "Why don't I have the red wine and I'll have the ribs."

"I'll have the same," said Inner Hinata.

"Ok," said the waiter, "but aren't you kids a little to young to be having wine?"

"I'll pay you extra and we'll be mature about this. Besides, I've had wine at home so why not here?"
"Ok. I'll place in your orders."

When the waiter left, Kyuubi began to talk to Inner Hinata about how her life was and he said seductively, "It's time to give for me to give you your gift."

Inner Hinata saw what he was doing and she gave in. That's right. Both Hinata and Naruto lost their first kiss to each other through Kyuubi and Inner Hinata. For the next half an hour, Kyuubi and Inner Hinata were kissing each other. Yes, they were kissing in public as well.

The waiter came with their dinner five minutes after their half an hour of kissing with their dinner. Kyuubi and Inner Hinata thanked the waiter and ate their dinner. At the end of dinner, Inner Hinata said, "Naruto-kun, I'm not really Hinata. I'm her Inner self. I hope you don't hate me."

Kyuubi looked up at Inner Hinata and said, "I'm not Naruto at all. I hope you don't freak out Inner Hinata, but I'm the Kyuubi."

"You mean the demon Kyuubi. The all feared Kyuubi?"

"Yeah. I hope you don't hate me."

"Are you kidding me? Let's go back to your apartment and continued what we did before."

"Ok. Let's go.'

After Inner Hinata paid for the dinner, she and Kyuubi went back to Naruto's apartment to continue to do what they started at the restaurant.

Kisame saw the two lovebirds leave the restaurant and followed them back to Naruto's apartment where the two continued their little "Session." Kisame then thought, 'Ah man. This'll be a long night. But, I've got to hold on a little longer.'

Yondaime-kun: that was a fun chapter to write. Anyways, I hope you review and please don't flame. Constructive criticism is fine. oh, and can some one please come up with a title?