Yondaime-kun: I happy for the reviews that I've so far, I can't wait to write this chapter. So far in this story, my favorite characters to write are Inner Hinata and Kyuubi. I hope that I get reviews and please don't flame. Constructive criticism is fine. Let's start.
Disclaimer: I'll never own Naruto.
"Talk"
"Yondaime"
"Inner Hinata and Kyuubi"
'Thoughts'
At Ataksuki, Itachi was walking down the halls thinking, 'god, Kisame is such an idiot. He should know by now that he should be more patient. If he gets caught or catches the girl first, he's dead. I'll personally kill him.'
In Naruto's house, Naruto and Hinata woke up next to each other. 'Wow,' thought Hinata, 'I can't believe that you made me do that.'
"Girl," said Inner Hinata, "that was fun. You are too shy for your own good. Why don't you head home so that father won't be angered with us."
'Yea, your right.'
Hinata was brought out of thoughts when Naruto said, "Hinata, I think you better head home right now."
"Yeah," said Hinata, "I better go. I don't want father to be mad at me. I actually was supposed to be there last night at seven, but we had our first date. So I guess, I'll see you later then?"
"Ok. When do you want our next date to be?"
"How about we go to
the festival together?"
"Alright. I'll see you then."
When Hinata left, Naruto thought, 'when do you want to begin that research fox?'
"Let's go to library," said Kyuubi.
'Should I bring Hinata?'
"No. Not yet. She knows about me, but I want to see how that stupid blonde's jutsu worked on me."
'Oh. Like what?'
"I don't know. Until I can confirm the
jutsu, say nothing. Got it?"
'Yeah. Yeah. Let's just go then. To the library,
joy, I hate reading.'
"Get over it Kit. You've got option in this. Think about it. Do you want more than one annoying voice in you? Do you want another loud blonde in you? DO YOU? Of course you don't."
'Actually, I would like a sane voice in me. It's you who doesn't want this. Am I right?'
"OF course I don't want another you. Dear lord. If this guy is like you, I'll repeatedly say that I'll support you into becoming the next hokage. But to me, that would be a nightmare."
'Why?'
"Because, that Yondaime guy, I fought him and god was he annoying. He was all like, 'you stupid fox. I can't believe you decided to attack my village. I've got a wife for crying out loud.' Of course I didn't care, but he was like, 'tonight was my ramen night.' I was like oh my god! I can't believe this guy. First off, he had a wife, second off, all he could think of was food. What an idiot. Aren't I right? Of course I was. He was SOOOO loud."
'…Ok…'
"You wouldn't understand Kit. You were just born. So loud too, just like that stupid Yondaime, but at least you aren't all freakish with no life. Besides, at least I can give you advice on girl problems."
'What's this got to do with anything?'
"It just does. Ok."
'Fine. I guess.'
"Good and if that blonde guy is there, say that I've never cried. Got it?"
'Yep.'
So, Naruto made it to the Library with Kyuubi and he asked the librarian if he had any books or scrolls of any kinjutsus. The librarian said that he did and he showed Naruto the scrolls with the jutsus that had the one jutsu that he was looking for. When Naruto saw the jutsu, it read that when the Shinigami is summoned, the two souls are placed in the container, but the dominant one comes to container first followed by the non-dominant one comes later. Meaning that the second one will come when one's life is in peril or when that container is lost in life. Naruto saw this and thought, 'cool. The Yondaime is in me. I wonder when I can meet him?'
When Kyuubi saw this and heard what Naruto said, he said, "Dear god. No! I don't want to see him ever again. Don't worry Kit. I'll make sure that you end up happy."
'Why,' asked Naruto while he was thinking.
"Because I really and I mean REALLY don't want to see that guy again. Basically what that scroll meant was that if you aren't happy, you'll gain another voice and I don't want to deal with the second one."
'And this is because of my love life?'
"No. You're happiness and I'll make sure that you are happy."
'Oh, then I won't be happy.'
"Kit, for me, please don't be depressed. PLEASE! I'll do anything you want. Except for the ramen eating and getting Sakura. Better yet, I'll get you hooked up with Hinata. Inner Hinata doesn't mind me and Hinata won't mind me meaning that I can easily get you two together."
'I don't know fox. I mean I'm confused.'
"Don't be confused. For me and for my sanity? Please don't be confused."
"Now Kyuubi," came another voice, "don't be mad at Naruto and don't pressure him."
"Oh, no. It's HIM."
'Who,' mentally asked Naruto.
"THE EVIL MAN."
"Now Kyuubi, I'm not evil," said the voice, "Ah you must be Naruto?"
'Um yeah,' thought Naruto, 'who are you?'
"I'm the Yondaime Hokage of Konoha. Or was. But that's not the point."
'You're my idol.'
"REALLY?"
'Yep.'
Now Kyuubi was scared. He was really scared. Basically, he tried to hide in a corner and tried to be invisible, but that didn't look. Why? Well, Yondaime and Naruto were looking at him. Kyuubi looked back and whimpered. He did NOT want Yondaime there because he just didn't. Yondaime then said to Kyuubi, "have you been giving Naruto trouble?"
"NO," said a very mad Kyuubi, "I haven't been giving Naruto any trouble. Leave."
"Nope."
"Why?"
"Well, I've been hearing from a source that you have
been giving Naruto trouble."
When Yondaime said this, Kyuubi looked at Naruto and said that he will go with that threat. While Yondaime was giving Kyuubi a lecture and while this was happening, Naruto ate imaginary popcorn. He basically found this amusing. Kyuubi and his idol were fighting each other. Naruto then thought, 'wow. I thought that you were a crazy hyper fox Kyuubi.'
The two males fighting turn to Naruto and Kyuubi said, "Never talk about those times or I won't give you a mate. Meaning that I won't get a mate. Meaning that little Kits will be born and NOOOOOOOO! Inner Hinata, marry me. Please marry me."
'Um,' thought Naruto, 'Hinata and Inner Hinata are the same.'
"I don't care. WAHHHHHHHHH! I won't get
a mate."
'You're
doing it again.'
"I don't care. Kit, you need to get with Hinata and fast."
'I'm still young.'
While the two were talking, Yondaime looks
at the two and finds this amusing he then asks, "Has Kyuubi ever
cried?"
When
Yondaime said this, Naruto yelled a 'yes' while Kyuubi said "No."
Of course, Yondaime finds this amusing and he remembered a few
minutes back that Kyuubi was crying. So, he went with Naruto's
answer and laughed at Kyuubi.
Kyuubi heard this and went to a secluded corner where he sat whimpering thinking, 'make it stop. Please make it stop.'
Hinata made it to the Hyuuga estate where she ran into her sister, Hanabi who said, "Father wants to see you."
"Yes," said Hinata in return. So, Hinata ran to her room to drop her stuff that she brought to Ino's off and ran to see her father. As she ran, she ran into Neji and he pointed to the room that Hiashi was in. she yelled a thank you to Neji in which he thought, 'Hinata-sama, you're turning into that Naruto kid.'
When Hinata entered her father's study, her father looked angered. As she saw this, she thought, 'I'm dead.'
"Yep," said Inner Hinata, "You are. Just explain that Ino held off the sleepover and you were training."
"I was training," said Hinata to her father.
"I see," said her father, "you may leave my presence now."
"Yes sir."
After Hinata's father told her to leave, she walked out of the room and went to her bedroom. When she got into her bedroom, she went to her closet and took out her picture of Naruto. As she looked at the picture, she thought, 'Naruto' s so cute.'
"You got that right," said Inner Hinata, "But this Kyuubi guy is even hotter."
'Who's Kyuubi?'
"Sort of like me, except, it's a different person all together."
'Oh, that's interesting.'
"I know. Actually, you're the first person Naruto's age to actually know about him. From what Kyuubi told me. I'm glad that you don't hate Naruto because if you did, I'll be so angry that I won't talk to you. But, since you don't, I'll get to see him more often. Kyuubi's so hot and so generous. That was the best date ever."
'But does that count as part of the punishment?'
"Yeah it does because I'm you and Kyuubi is Naruto. So in the end, it all worked out."
'Well, that's good.'
"I know."
'I've got to start my training soon.'
"Alrighty then, I'll talk to you later."
Outside the Hyuuga estate and out of Hinata's bedroom, in a bush was Kisame looking in the window thinking, 'I can't wait to get the girl. After all, if I do, we'll get Kyuubi.'
Yondaime-kun: I can't wait to start the 7th chapter. It's going to be so fun to write. Anyways, I hope to you review and please don't flame. Constructive criticism is fine. Until next chapter, ja ne.
