Dear Readers,
So…. Yah…..I'm back! This chapter Asuma is a little weird. You love Me! Don't you? Okay… so….I'll do "Last Time" today! I'm cheery today! Last Time: Dosu was hit by two kunai's in the side and wrist (Shikamaru threw them). The missile was launched. Chouji ran away from home. Gaara is planning something. Dosu was brought to the hospital. The doctor said he was dead and wanted to bury him. Poor Dosu wasn't dead!
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Zaku and Kin
"This is all my fault…" Kin's head dropped.
"It's not your fault. You did what you could." Zaku looked at her.
"I….I…Zaku I….Zaku… You should have stayed with us! If you did then Dosu wouldn't have tried to help you! It's all YOUR fault!" Kin yelled in his face.
"Kin…?" Zaku looked at her in surprise, then his head fell. "I never knew you felt that way….." His head was raised. A small tear streamed down his face and he quickly wiped it away.
"Zaku….? I'm sorry. I didn't think you would react like th-" She began.
"No! It's fine! I'm fine!" He got up and sat down on a different bench (It was the bench attached to hers but, attached from behind and facing the opposite way.
Suddenly, the hospital door blew open and broke as someone barged in. It was Kisame!
"Umm……. Excuse me…..doctor." Kisame walked over to a random (nearby) doctor.
The doctor ducked under his desk he was sitting at and looked up at Kisame. (knowing that where ever Kisame is, Itachi's usually nearby somewhere.)
"y-y-yes." The doctor began to shake.
"Where am I?"
"T-the h-hospital."
"Damn! I was sure this was 125 Country Street on the West side of the row of sheds that are used for murders, that's where Itachi wanted to meet me! Hey doc?" (I came up with the location on the spot.)
"Yah."
"What's that across the street?"
"The Vet."
"And beside that?"
"The second hospital in town."
"And after that?"
"The ramen shop. I think it's called Ichiriaku."
"DAMN! WHERE AM I GOING! What's after Ichiriaku?"
"The third hospital in town."
"How many damn hospitals are in this crappy town?"
"Six."
"Are the all in this area?"
"Yes. Now don't hurt me."
"Sure."
The door was repaired by the time Kisame and the doctor's conversation was done. It was suddenly broke down again to reveal the Hokage Tsunade. (The repairer yelled "NNNOOOO!" when the door was broken again) She immediately shot kunai's at Kisame.
"KISAME! TELL ME WHERE ITACHI IS!" She yelled and threw a kunai at him.
"I'M LOYAL! I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!" He dodged and jumped behind a bench (Zaku's bench, which means Kin is facing the Hokage).
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Ino, Shikamaru, Asuma
"You got it in far, Shikamaru." Asuma said as he picked up the tweezers.
"You're not gonna use that, are you?" Shikamaru tried to run away but, Asuma grabbed him and sat him on the kitchen counter.
"Don't be such a baby, Shikamaru." Ino giggled at him.
Shikamaru hated this. He had to get the metal out some way. But Asuma was gonna pull it out with tweezers!
Flashback (the part you never saw)
Shikamaru looked at Lee.
"Where's Neji and Tenten?" He asked.
"They went home already. I need to go check on them. Bye." Lee ran away.
"Lee just beat up one of those sound ninjas and doesn't care?" Ino stared at Shikamaru.
"Weird. I know." Shikamaru looked away to see what the sound ninjas were doing. "Hey. Look Ino. There's one awake."
Ino ran up to Kin and punched her. (talk about random) Kin was knocked out. (GO INO!)
"Not any more."
"Wow Ino."
Shikamaru looked around them. "You hear that?"
"Hear what?"
Shikamaru rubbed the back of his head. "It's probably nothing." He smiled at her. She smiled back.
Suddenly, the noise was heard again.
"I hear it!" Ino looks around.
(Remember when Shikamaru was blown away and hit the tree. I guy fell out of the tree and stood on water. He said "You're dead " to himself and no one noticed him. Well, I'll call him "Water Walker". Lame, I know!)
Shikamaru, Hakunara and Ino soon found that the noise is dripping water. They found the water and a guy (Water Walker. And NO! I'm not gonna say what he looks like!) standing on water. Shikamaru turns to Ino.
"We need to do something. He's obviously a threat."
"How about we….."
"Shut up Hakunara! I'm trying to talk to Shikamaru!"
Shikamaru wasn't thinking at the time and ran towards the Water Walker. The Water Walker immediately pulled out a huge long sword and cut Shkamaru's arm. Ino ran in and threw a kunai at the Water Walker. He (Hint: "HE"!) hit it with his sword and punched Hakunara in the face. Hakunara went flying and hit a tree.
Ino watched as the Water Walker glared at her. He walked forward off the water and grabbed Shikamaru by the Shirt. Shikamaru's feet were lifted off the ground. Ino couldn't move. His glare paralysed her. Suddenly Ino was scared. She had six choices:
Die
Die
Die
Let Shikamaru die
Give up
Call the most trustworthy person she knows
Ino picked 6.
"ASUMA! HELP!" Ino cried out.
Water Walker raised his sword.
"Shikamaru!" Ino thought it would turn out like 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5. Suddenly, Water Walker's sword shattered. A piece hit Shikamaru in the neck. Asuma was there to rescue them.
End (really long) Flashback
Asuma began to pull out the metal from Shikamaru's neck with the tweezers. Shikamaru tried not to move. The pain was gone.
"You're done! It's gone!" Asuma smiled.
"Really? Thanks." Shikamaru kept still Asuma bandaged up his neck and arm.
"No prob.!" Asuma laughed and tied the bandages.
A faint knock came from the door.
"I'll get it!" Ino became excited. "I hope it's my new fashion magazine being delivered!"
"Asuma….. Thanks for coming to help us."
"It's okay Shikamaru! I'd do anything for my kids!"
"Huh? Your kids?"
"So…. Let's see if the laundry's done!" Asuma ran off.
"OK. See yah." Shikamaru opened the fridge. "Hmmm…..Chicken?"
Ino was heard from the door. "CHOUJI!" She cheered.
Shikamaru and Asuma ran to the entrance and saw Ino helping Chouji in.
"Chouji? What are you doing here?" Shikamaru asked.
Asuma picked up Chouji, threw him in the air and caught him .
"I missed you Chouji!" Asuma let Chouji down.
"My dad said I could come back, since I missed you guys so much." Chouji said.(LIAR!)
"Shikamaru. Put his suitcase in the living room." Asuma commanded.
"Why?" Shikamaru looked at him.
Asuma gave him a look and Shikamaru looked at the suitcase. "Fine."
Shikamaru picked up Chouji's suitcase and began to walk into the living room.
"This is so Fuckin' heavy! What the Hell do you have in it!" Shikamaru complained as he dropped the weight on the floor with a THUMP!
A sound as heard from their cabin's chimney. (in the living room)
"Huh? What's that?" Shikamaru shoved the end of a broom up it.
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Kiba, Hinata, Akamaru, and Shino
Kiba was hit in the face by some kind of stick. He was already lowered down in the chimney (by Shino) to hear what the group was saying.
Hinata watched as Shino tried to hold Kiba's weight.
"Kiba! Stop moving!" Shino whispered down at Kiba.
"I'm sorry! I just got hit in the face with a stick!" Kiba called up as loud as he could.
"Try to keep your voice down Kiba. They'll hear you." Hinata told Kiba and Akamaru whined.
"Hey Asuma!" Shikamaru yelled to Asuma.
"Yah!"
"Do you have a bat problem?"
"No! Why!"
"Never mind!" Shikamaru poked the thing in the chimney again.
A growling sound was heard.
"Shut the Hell up!" Shino yelled down.
"I swear something's up there." Shikamaru shoved the broom back up the chimney.
"GGGRRRR!" Kiba grabbed the end of the broom and pulled.
"HELP!" Shikamaru yelled as he was being pulled up the chimney.
Shino was being pulled down into the chimney because of Kiba and Shikamaru's weight. Shino's lighter (yes, he has a lighter) fell out of his pocket. It hit the walls of the chimney. It went past Kiba and hit the wall near Shikamaru. (The thing that lights it up breaks off, causing the fire to stay there) It bounced off the wall and hit the firewood below.
"Kiba! What the HELL are you doing!" Shino called as he was pulled down and lost his grip.
Hinata grabbed Shino's legs and started to fall in. Akamaru helped her up and the both struggled to hold on.
The firewood Shikamaru was standing on set on fire because of the lighter.
"GGGGGOODDDDD!" Shikamaru yelled as his shoes set on fire.
Kiba would have helped Shikamaru but, he was not aware that there was fire involved.
A large bunch of smoke flew up the chimney. It was clogged up so the smoke filled inside the house. Shikamaru struggled to get free. He tried to move his feet but, he hit a piece of wood that was in the fire. The wood rolled out of the fireplace and onto the living room floor.
"HOLY SHIT!" Shikamaru felt the fire reaching the skin on his ankles.
Asuma turned to Ino.
"Call 9-1-1!" Asuma ordered.
"What does 9-1-1 stand for!" Chouji began to run around the house.
"CHOUJI!" Asuma yelled after him. "GET BACK HERE NOW!"
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Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura
Kakashi watched his students as they walked out of the fire station.
"How'd you guys like the trip to the fire station?" Kakashi asked them.
"It was fun and exciting!" Naruto smiled a happy, huge smile. "It was pleasing!"
"It was new and teaching!" Sakura gave a cute little 'I'm lovely, aren't I?' smile. "It was pleasant!"
"It was lame and smelled like Shit." Sasuke frowned. "It was a waste of time."
"OK….." Kakashi's mouth dropped at Sasuke's comment.
"There's a fire!" One of the fire fighters said.
"Where!" Another asked.
"124 Country Street on the West side of the row of sheds that are used for murders!" Another answered. (Hint: Look back to where Kisame is supposed to meet Itachi. Where Asuma lives is across the street from there.)
"What?" Kakashi turned around.
"What's wrong Kakashi Sensei?" Sakura asked.
"Asuma lives there!" Kakashi ran into the fire station.
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I'm done! What's gonna happen to Asuma and Kurenai's groups? What is Kakashi doing? What's gonna happen to Kisame? Is Zaku mad at Kin? See You Next Time! SYNT!
