Akatsuki Camp Counselors
Thanx to Ninjax5000 for this inspiring idea! Enjoy! AkiraDawn
I don't own Naruto or any of its characters.
Some Background….
For the past 2 years "The Leader" has tried to encourage Akatsuki to become counselors at a local summer camp. The pay is good and "The Leader" likes for his members to engage in various civic activities. I'm sure Akatsuki will make terrific counselors…if terrific is an 8 letter word for dysfunctional…
"I can't believe 'the leader' talked us in to this." Sasori complained.
"I can't wait, yeah!" Deidara said. "Although, that chocobo egg is going to hatch soon and I really hope I'm back to see the precious baby chocobo, yeah."
"Really, I wonder what our assignments are." Hidan asked.
"I hate camps." Tobi whined.
"I'm allergic to bees." Kakuzu chimed in.
"I hear the counselors get free lunch and dinner." Kisame said.
"Really? Sweet!" Zetsu high fived him. The eight of them were quickly approached by a camp coordinator.
"Hi! I'm Margaret! I'm the camp coordinator! I'm here to give you your cabin assignments and give you a schedule of the activities you are instructing!" Margaret was a little too bubbly for Itachi's taste. "Okay, Kisame you're cabin assignment is cabin number 5 and you're instructional activity is swimming." Kisame was pleased with this. He picked up his luggage and headed out for his cabin. "Zetsu, cabin 3 and your activity is car maintenance." Zetsu had a semi 'what the fuck' look on his face, but nonetheless he picked up his bags and headed to his cabin. "Hidan, cabin 7, your activity is prayer club."
"Yessssss!" Hidan was excited.
"Itachi, cabin 1, your activity is soccer."
"What the hell? I don't know a damn thing about soccer? Oh, and I have a lot of luggage, can I get some help?" Itachi said.
"Tobi, cabin 6, your activity is CPR training." Tobi being clueless and kind of a dumbass just took his backpack and headed for his cabin.
"Sasori, cabin 2, your activity is baking." Sasori rolled his eyes, flipped off the coordinator and left.
"Deidara, cabin 8, your activity is European art history and introduction to sculpting techniques." Deidara screamed with delight and quickly ran off with his 5 suitcases.
"Alright, Kakuzu cabin 4, your activity is hiking." The coordinator wished them well and gave them a paper with lots of contact phone numbers, a map of the camp, etc.
Each cabin was a little different; there were a different number of campers in each cabin. Once they had arrived in the cabins and unpacked, everyone would get to meet their happy little campers. However, as Deidara and Itachi were unpacking their screams of horror could be heard throughout the camp. They had found the hideous camp counselor shirts; they were red in color with a yellow camp emblem in the corner. And the worst part…the shirts had no shape to them and were at least 1 size too big. Itachi hurried to the cabin phone and dialed cabin 8.
"Deidara, have you seen the shirts?" he asked panicked.
"Have you put the shirt on, yeah!" Deidara answered in horror. "Itachi! It's a wretched blend of cotton and rayon, yeah."
"I know Deidara; I think we're going to have to leave." Meanwhile in another cabin, Tobi looked around like an idiot wondering what to do first, he had only brought a backpack with a few things in it and so he hung it in the counselor bedroom and delighted in the fabulous 'Camp Okawallachumba' shirt that the counselors had to wear. He found a radio and quickly tuned into his favorite station: Favorites from the swing era.
Sasori and Kisame were pretty pissed off about there cabins mainly because their cabins were huge and that meant that they would have tons of kids. Zetsu was trying to catch flies in his cabin and looking at his camp roster. Which brings us to how many campers were in each cabin: Itachi in cabin 1 had 8 campers, Sasori in cabin 2, had 12, Zetsu in cabin 3 had 8, Kakuzu in cabin 4 had 8 campers, Kisame in cabin 5 also had 12 campers, Tobi in cabin 6 had 8 campers, Hidan in cabin 7 had 10 campers, and somehow Deidara had all the luck, he was the cabin closest to the woods, the last cabin and he only had 4 campers. After Sasori and Kisame's pissed off phase had passed, everyone dressed for the counselor meeting in the god-awful collared shirts that Tobi loved and headed to the dining hall for dinner.
"Okay, this mountain atmosphere is really going to be hard on my hair, yeah." Deidara complained as they walked toward the cabin.
"This entire week is going to do a number on my nerves. I don't know shit about baking crap!" Sasori was still unhappy. "Oh and you know what else? Stupid ass Itachi used up all my cell phone battery so I can't call and order pizza!"
"At least your air conditioner in your cabin works! It's going to be me and 12 stupid kids!" Kisame said.
"I can't wait for prayer club, seriously!" Hidan exclaimed.
"God, that's so like you, to look forward to religious crap! I have to hike…in the woods! You know how sensitive my skin is to plant oils!" Kakuzu argued.
"My cabin has nice lighting!" Tobi said.
"I hate soccer! I don't know anything about soccer! Soccer can kiss my ass!" Itachi whined.
"You know, I can't even get the fucking counselor shirt over my head because it's so freakishly shaped….I'm going to have to get a camp counselor fanny pack or something." Zetsu said. And so, the happy bunch headed for the dining hall for dinner and a meeting. It was going to be such a fun week at camp!
