Well, the kids had arrived and let's just say things weren't going well in all the cabins.
"Okay, okay if you could all just shut up and let me learn your names. Um, hey you! Don't swing on the rafters of the cabin! You! Stop pouring shampoo in the sink! You quit tying that kid to that chair!" Kisame's cabin was a three ring circus.
"I'm Itachi, I'm your cabin counselor…don't ask me for stuff especially when I'm asleep. Oh and there's a 10:00 curfew…obey it or else. Are we clear?" There was a long silence in Itachi's cabin.
"You know, my sister would think you were hot." One of the campers said.
"Could you all just stop screaming? It's just a spider! I'm going to kill it! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!" Sasori yelled and he proceeded to kill the spider. "Okay, now if you'll just turn in your emergency medical forms to me."
"I have asthma!"
"I'm allergic to fish!"
"I
wear glasses!"
"I break out in strange rashes when it gets
too hot." And the comments from the youngsters continued. Sasori
shook his head in disgust.
"So, Deidara when we take our shoes off upon entering the cabin should we also leave our backpacks there by the door?" Deidara had a calm and orderly cabin.
"Hmmm…you should, yeah."
"Hey Deidara! When we use the disinfectant spray, all of us should be certain and put the lid back on!"
"Good idea, Devan, yeah!" Deidara answered. "Now, how about we get to know each other, yeah?"
"Yeah!" Deidara's cabin yelled in unison.
24 hours and a one exhausted Kisame later….
"Oh man, that night was a killer! Those damn kids wouldn't shut the hell up!" Kisame whined over breakfast
"The kids in my cabin tied my hands up in the middle of the night." Tobi said.
"Oh yeah, well the bitches in my cabin wouldn't stop laughing ay my plant head!" Zetsu hissed.
"My campers are terrified of me." Itachi said.
"Last night, my campers stole my hair gel, seriously!" Hidan was shocked.
"Serves you right." Kakuzu mumbled.
"God, my stupid kids wouldn't stop talking! I seriously wanted to turn them all into puppets!" Sasori said.
"Hi! How is everyone, yeah?" Deidara looked refreshed and perfectly beautiful. He had a fabulous night in his cabin. "Oh my god, my cabin campers are the greatest, look one of them made me this kick ass hemp necklace, yeah. Kind of off sets these terrible shirts, don't you think, yeah? Oh god and have you tried the French toast and eggs, they are like wonderful, yeah." Everyone glared at Deidara. He was too full of life and energy.
"Deidara, did you pack any shorts I need them for the fucking soccer fest I have to host."
"Well, I only packed 10 different ones, yeah. But, there's a washer and dryer here so take what you need." Deidara said.
"Why did you pack 10…never mind, did you pack those really nice Nike Dri-Fit lime green ones?" Itachi asked.
"Umm hmmm." Deidara answered completely involved in his cappuccino.
"Okay, I have to go. I have swimming instruction all morning until 1:45." Kisame said taking a cup of coffee on the go to attempt to wake up. Kisame arrived at the camp lake and his first class awaited him. It was a group of 12, 7 boys and 5 girls. "Um, hi kids…I'm Kisame and I'm going to teach you how to swim….and stuff." The kids looked at Kisame.
"LET'S PUSH HIM IN THE LAKE! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!" And so 12 screaming youngsters ran towards Kisame and pushed him backwards into the lake. Then they jumped in on top of him. There was lots of splashing, thrashing, screaming and finally Kisame got loose of the 12 maniacs.
"Okay, okay, now let's…let's just all calm down and play a nice swim game. It's very…very obvious the 12 of you can swim…so let's play a relaxing game of Marco Polo." Kisame said a little shocked by intensely hyper kids.
Now, we'll move on to Itachi's first day with his activity while Kisame attempts to not get drowned by the kids.
"Hi, I'm Itachi. I'm your soccer instructor for the day." Itachi looked like the ultimate athletic hunk in his…well Deidara's Nike shorts, the awful camp shirt, and the whistle around his neck. "Today we're going to learn….uuuuh…" he had to think fast. "What the hell are we going to learn" Itachi thought to himself. "Today we're going to learn how to kick." He declared. The kids cheered for this. So Itachi lined the little darlings up. Half of them were wearing yellow vests and the others were wearing red vests.
"Okay, to kick the ball first you….you put it down in front of you like this…and then….you…you just kind of kick it. Okay, you go first." So Itachi dropped some soccer balls in front of the kids, but that wasn't a good idea because they all started kicking at once which made Itachi scream like a girl and dodge the deathtrap of flying soccer balls. He was doing pretty well until…..
"AAAAAGGGGHHHH! You stupid little…..OH GOD! Do you have any idea….AAAAAGGGGHH! Oh fuck! Shit! Damn it, damn it! Damn it! Damn it! AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!" In case you're wondering what has happened, in all the kicking chaos, a random uncontrollable soccer ball hit Itachi in a very controversial and painful location…I think you can picture it now…. "OH MY GOD! I want WHOEVER DID THIS to know that I have a REPUTATION…and my new girlfriend whom I've been after for A YEAR hasn't even experienced everything I HAVE TO OFFER! I HATE YOU! You've practically broken everything that makes me A MAN! I NEED FIRST AID! OH GOD! GET ME AN ICE PACK! ICE PACK!" Poor, Poor Itachi, what was even worse is that the kids pretty much ignored him and continued kicking the soccer balls everywhere; they were having a great time. I wonder what our other Akatsuki friends are up to; after all on Monday Swimming and soccer are the only activities. Shall we find out?
