"Wow Itachi, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase blue balls, yeah." Deidara said finding Itachi in the camp nursing center with a blue ice pack between his legs.

"Shut up!" Itachi hissed.

"So what happened, yeah?" Deidara asked pulling a box of band-aids down from a shelf.

"I got hit by a flying soccer ball…that's what!" Itachi wasn't pleased.

"Well, I'm just taking that extra step towards safety; I thought I'd pick up some Band-Aids today, yeah. I'll see you at dinner tonight, yeah." And so Deidara left Itachi to recover.

"Um, Kisame? Is there a reason you're completely covered in lake goo?" Sasori asked. Sasori was at a picnic table signing all his cabin kids' paperwork for camp.

"Ugh….stupid camp kids…they pushed me in the lake and then jumped in like maniacs. Then I tried to fight them all off of me and got tangled up in the goo. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go shower." Kisame said.

Tobi, well he was kind of a moron….he was standing before a washing machine because the kids in his cabin had already dirtied a bunch of clothes and now Tobi was trying to decide between the Heavy Duty detergent and Spring Scent…we'll check back in with him later.

Kakuzu was in his cabin hanging decorative curtains. He had already fallen off his later 3 times. His cabin campers were the ones out learning their newly acquired soccer kicking skills. Kakuzu continuously kept dropping the curtains and then dropping the curtain rod, finally he to make the kids do it later.

Hidan was doing as all overly religious freaks do….he was praying and chanting non stop in the middle of the cabin. He couldn't wait for his day to host prayer club because he wanted to try out his new slogans: "It's Prayer-tastic!" or "It's Religi-riffic!" or "It's God-tabulous!" It was a good thing Kakuzu wasn't around to hear his new club slogans. Hidan had a huge poster over his bed that read: Religion Rocks! And it had a picture of an old Japanese god playing an electric guitar…it was so lame.

Zetsu was currently reading a book titled: Basic Car Maintenance For Morons; it was Deidara's book that he had given Zetsu the last time Zetsu had driven the infamous: AKTSUKI van. However, even for morons, the pictures and all the diagrams were confusing and Zetsu was NOT looking forward to his camp activity of teaching a bunch of campers the basics of the workings of a car.

Back in Deidara's cabin…."Promiscuous girl, wherever you are, I'm all alone and it's you that I want. Promiscuous boy I'm calling….Oh, it's not the same without Dana singing her part, yeah." Deidara was ironing all the clothes he had packed for the week. There was a knock at the cabin door and so Deidara turned the radio down. "Come in, yeah." The door opened.

"Hi! I'm Sadine, I don't think anyone told you but I'm helping you in the European art history and sculpture techniques activity." Sadine just so happened to be a beautiful blonde.

"Oh, okay, yeah. Well, maybe I can teach you some art stuff, yeah."

"Don't worry that won't be necessary. I have a Ph.D." Sadine said.

"Ooooooooh." Deidara lowered his voice. "Well, I've never one but I know that you can buy creams without a prescription that will clear it up, yeah." Deidara said. Sadine looked more than puzzled.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Yeah, I've heard that you don't even have to go to the doctor, just see if the cream clears it up, yeah."

"Um….okay. Anyway, I just came by to drop off some of the materials we're using for the group. I thought maybe you'd like to look through them."

"Thanks, that was nice of you, yeah." And Deidara took the huge binder and Sadine left.

Itachi was feeling 2 percent better; he was just looking forward to the evening dinner where all the counselors would get away from the pesky little campers. For now, he was headed back to the soccer field; he thought it may be best to tell the next group of kids to do something else…like practice holding the ball.