Day two of summer camp had arrived. It was a beautiful morning, the birds were singing, the sun was pouring through the windows, there was a faint mist that hung in the air…Hidan and Kakuzu were screaming like wild banshees at each other.

"Oh my god! Hidan! You're such a stupid fuck! Why the hell would your campers want to come to prayer club? "It's Religiriffic!" What kind of an on crack slogan is that?" Kakuzu screamed.

"Seriously, Kakuzu! YOU are the stupid fuck! I mean how many times in your life have you ever hiked? And you're like allergic to fucking everything so how in the world are you of all people going to make it out of the woods alive? Besides I come up with good slogans, really!" Hidan argued.

"Oh yeah, like 'Jassin…Just do it' was a good slogan and that other time when you came up with 'Holiness is a bowl of cherries' that's just gay, Hidan!"

"You know what, I hope you don't make it out of the woods today, I hope your hiking trip sucks ass, really." Hidan and Kakuzu's arguing had awoken all the campers in both cabins. Now all the campers were ready to head out to breakfast.

Meanwhile, in Deidara's cabin, Sadine had a hundred papers and books scattered across the cabin floor.

"You can choose whatever items you would like to cover, Deidara. I was thinking that maybe you and I could develop an itinerary of what we would like to cover and split our duties accordingly." Sadine said.

"Hmmm….yeah okay, yeah." Deidara answered. "Oh! I want to talk about the techniques of Claude Monet and how the current political atmosphere and social life of France in the 1800's influenced his artistic style, yeah." It was strange, Deidara sounded so incredibly brilliant when he talked about art…too bad that didn't bleed over into any other part of his life.

"Wow! Deidara that is a great idea. Okay, you cover that and I'll talk about Impressionistic painting and Edvard Munch's 'The Scream'." Sadine said.

Itachi was relieved because there would be no soccer instruction today. Instead his duty today was to fold all the campers' letters to home and stuff them in envelopes. Kisame also was relieved of his swimming advising and he was working in the kitchen washing dishes. Sasori and Tobi had the morning free so Sasori decided he would look for someone who was worth turning into a puppet and Tobi decided to count blades of grass. Zetsu was trying to assemble a table for the main cabin where all the dining, group activities, etc took place. However, he wasn't doing very well so far because there were at least 120 pieces lying around everywhere and he had both the English and Spanish directions folded out wider than a road map.

Let's visit Hidan with his now organized prayer club. Hidan was sitting in a cleared out area among the trees. Campers were sitting on logs all around Hidan.

"Campers! Seriously, today you begin to live! Today is the day you become at peace with yourself! Today is the day…" Hidan was interrupted.

"Hidan, do we get candy?" one of the campers asked in a voice that annoyed Hidan because his religious talk was interrupted.

"Welcome to prayer club, really." Hidan said dryly. "And no, I don't have any candy for you. In prayer club we pray and we talk about Jassin and other religious happenings." Hidan finished. All the kids stared at him blankly.

Let's check in on Kisame and that table he was building. Zetsu had come in to the main hall to kill time with his friend.

"Once pole A is connected to slot B easily secure rod C into slot A adjacent to pole B… What the fuck Zetsu?" Kisame hadn't made much progress it was obvious. And Zetsu was of no help at all because he was a horrible instruction reader.

"Wait, wait, Kisame, it says here that rod D needs to be inserted into slot C and fasted to rod A before connections to the poles can begin." Zetsu said. Zetsu sighed.

"Fine, hand me those pieces." Kisame said throwing down the pieces he had already assembled.

Back in the woods, Kakuzu was on his hike up the through the brush. "Now, campers if you'll look at this plant you can clearly see that it's non poisonous, it has three shiny leaves that are slightly red in color. As you can see, I am rubbing the plant on my skin and nothing is happening."

"Um, Kakuzu….that IS poison ivy and now it's all over your arms." One of the campers said.

"Oh shit…" Kakuzu mumbled to himself. He realized now the rest of the time at camp was going to be a huge pain in the ass. Kakuzu wanted to turn back and head towards the cabins, but the kids insisted on traveling farther into the woods, so unamused, Kakuzu led them further in….we'll check in with out friends again later…