Assault of the Homicidal 'maters
chapter:1
Author:Rachor
A/N: I don't own diddly or squat. Review or not to review that is your question.
News Anchor Herald Hiney: "We interrupt the news to bring you this news flash! The locale police have been dispatched to the first 8th annual Mime convention being held in Cooter O'Brian's backyard. We go to my Co-Anchor Barbara Pole who is on the scene."
Co-Anchor Barbara Pole:"Hi Ken. It seems some type of attacking tomatoes showed up around 5:00 o'clock. It was during a "man walking against the wind in a box" demonstration that about a bushel of exceptionally large tomatoes showed up and started heckling convention goers. Many had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for shock after the tomatoes used tazers on them. This came after some Mimes tried to lasso them with an invisible rope. Police Chief B. Moroney said he'd seen nothing like it in all of his 2 weeks on the force "Them must be some sorta super-natural 'maters 'cause the ropes them boys used just couldn't hold 'em."
News Anchor Herald Hiney: "Thank you Barbara Pole for that in depth story. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. But, stayed tuned to WBOOB for the latest on this breaking story."
chapter:1
Author:Rachor
A/N: I don't own diddly or squat. Review or not to review that is your question.
News Anchor Herald Hiney: "We interrupt the news to bring you this news flash! The locale police have been dispatched to the first 8th annual Mime convention being held in Cooter O'Brian's backyard. We go to my Co-Anchor Barbara Pole who is on the scene."
Co-Anchor Barbara Pole:"Hi Ken. It seems some type of attacking tomatoes showed up around 5:00 o'clock. It was during a "man walking against the wind in a box" demonstration that about a bushel of exceptionally large tomatoes showed up and started heckling convention goers. Many had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for shock after the tomatoes used tazers on them. This came after some Mimes tried to lasso them with an invisible rope. Police Chief B. Moroney said he'd seen nothing like it in all of his 2 weeks on the force "Them must be some sorta super-natural 'maters 'cause the ropes them boys used just couldn't hold 'em."
News Anchor Herald Hiney: "Thank you Barbara Pole for that in depth story. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. But, stayed tuned to WBOOB for the latest on this breaking story."
