Assault of the Homicidal 'Maters
chapter:2
Author:Rachor

A/N: YES!! I now own diddley and squat. As for the rest well if you can figure out what movies I'm making fun of umm I mean parodying I don't own it. Also any similaries between these news anchors and real peeps is coincidental, but if you do know peeps like this move real slow around them.

News Anchor Herald Hiney: "We now go to Special Reporter Smokin Roaches for an update on the attacking tomatoes. Smokin......."

Smokin Roaches: "Yeah dude, like I'm here on Main St. and like there's these really big red things harassing people, and like they're now moving over to...OH, DUDE!! Some old lady just got 'sauced' by one over on the side walk. She's like lying in the street covered in red goo. And like her purse is lying next to her. And it looks like all her meds are scattered...all...over... the...place....."

News Anchor Herald Hiney: "Smokin, are you there? We must have lost the audio because we can see your lips moving but can't hear you. Smokin....Smokin where are you going? Well folks it looks like Special Reporter Smokin Roaches is going to the aid of the tomato victim"

Co-Anchor Barbra Pole: "I'm not so sure about that Ken. It looks to me like he's just stuffing little blue and yellow pills in his pockets and is now running off."

News Anchor Herald Hiney: "Ha-Ha Barbara. He's just going for help. Because we here at WBOOB care about our viewers and would never leave a victim in the gutter. Unlike Joche Frost over there at WBLAB I remember one time that son of a... "

Co-Anchor Barbra Pole: "I hate to interrupt Ken, but I've just been handed this note from our producer. He asks that if you see our Special Reporter Smokin Roaches and he's naked, calling himself 'The Lizard King' please call 555-1269. But if he's singing Brittney Kentwood cover songs call the local swat team."

News Anchor Herald Hiney: "Uh yeah, well stayed tuned to WBOOB for the latest on the attacking tomatoes. Thank you and good night."