We interupt your program for this special news cast, again:

News Anchor Herald Hiney: We go to MY Co-Anchor Barbara Pole who is at the scene of the latest irate Tomato attack at "The Death Wish Retirement Village" in Upchuck Missouri"

Co-Anchor Barbara Pole: "Thanks Ken. It seems one of the 'Attaking Tomatoes' as they are offically being called was lurking outside the dining hall harassing the female residents as they arrived for dinner. It is reported by eye witnesses that It was waving a large ammount of dollar bills while a strobe light flashed and cheesy 70's style music heard only in strip clubs played in the background. Many of the employees became ill after a 75 yr. old grandmother of 12 took it upon herself to 'shake her money makers' and proceeded to do a strip tease for it to the tune of "Oh Susanna." Mr. Charles Branson, the son of a long time resident has vowed vigilanty justice after hearing about the incident on the local news.

News Anchor Herald Hiney: Co-Anchor Barbara Pole, are you alright you look a little ill and shaky?

Co-Anchor Barbara Pole: I'm fine Ken but I think I'll be better once Special Correspondant Smokin' Roaches is releashed from Bell-Rung Hospital. The things you see out here.

News Anchor Herald Hiney: No sorry I don't Co-anchor Barbara Pole.
Security tape footage that Co-Anchor Barbara Pole has personally viewed will be shown here first at WBOOB and in it's entirety from the moment the Tomato rolled into frame till the oversized granny panties hit the floor. Lets see Joche Frost over at WBLAB top that! We now return you to your regularly schedualed paid commercial programing.