A Ninja's Guide to Random Stuff
Some people were confused about the characters, so here's a profile on each of them.
Bender: A robot who likes to drink beer, smoke, and anything else illegal. He's from Futerama.
Izumi: A 15 year old maid who works for an utter perv. She has short black hair and wears a maids outfit. (Well duh!) She's from He is My Master.
Pochi: Izumi's pet alligator. He has a perverted side, and likes to chase girls. Then, he "tastes" them by sticking their heads in his mouth.
Leila: She's a cyclops with long purple hair. She always wears a white sleeveless shirt. She's from Futerama.
Senri: A close to mute dude with long gray hair. I think he's something like 17 or 19. He can morph his arm into that of a bear's. He's from Anima.
Yugi and Joey: Two jerks from Yu-Gi-Oh who are stupid beyond reason. Nuff said.
Yoshitaka: A perv with no boundaries. I'd say what I really think about him, but I doubt that kind of language is aloud here.
Misty and Ash: The moron parade goes on and on. These two are stupid, overconfident idiots who battle with little ugly things known as pokemon. It's obvious where they're from, isn't it?
Sasuke: Do I have to sing? I honestly hate singing.
Kinzu: And I honestly don't care. So get up on the stage, emo boy!
Sasuke: Fine, fine. I'm going. I guess I'll sing "Spitfire"
Call me what you want but they call me spitfire!
Call me what you want but they call me spitfire!
Kinzu: (voice is drowned out by music)
Nightshade: (throws beer can at Sasuke) Shut up! I'm trying to hear Kinzu complain about your crappy singing!
Sasuke: (is knocked out by beer can) The pain...
Kinzu: I don't mean to be rude but...oh wait, yes I do! You suck at singing! Go sleep in a rancid barn somewhere, you pennyless hobo of a singer!
Nightshade: Truer words have never been spoken...
Kinzu: Ahem...back to singing. Next up is...Senri? But isn't he almost mute?
Nightshade: Then make him play the guitar!
Senri: ... "Frankenstein"...
After a great deal of ear covering as Senri played the un-tuned guitar, everyone prepared for some sort of torture as Naruto stepped up to the stage.
Naruto: I made this up... It's called "Ramen"
Raaaammmmennn! It tastes so goooood! I like it with miso...it is the best foooood! Instant and cup, I've tried em all...after a I eat too much I spin and fall!
Bender: Jesus! I can't stand this!
Leila: Sorry I have to do this to you but...hiya!
Nightshade: So there is justice in this world...
Chouji: Why did you stop him from singing that perfect harmony about a holy object! I'll destroy you all! Meat tank! (Inflates) wuuda wuuda wuuda wuuda!
Bender: I laugh at your fatness! Ha ha ha ha! Whoah! (Is hit by meat tank)
Nightshade: Kinzu, I believe that's your cue.
Kinzu: Right! (Throws dart which deflates Chouji)
Bender: Ha! Now I laugh at your flatness! Ha ha ha ha!
Nightshade: That was an un-expected turn of events but now we get to the good part! We get to hear Kinzu sing!
Kinzu: Oh no...notify the next of my kin that I died to the wrath of the kareoke machine.
Nightshade: I'm your brother but apart from me you have no kin. Unless, of course, you have a secret girlfriend...
Kinzu: No way! As if! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of!
Nightshade: Just get up there and do it or die trying!
Kinzu: Are those the only options? I was hoping that maybe I might survive through this.
Nightshade: Just sing already! Your wasting valuable comic time!
Kinzu: Okay, fine. I'll be singing "Ninja Rap"
Yes, I am a ninja, you know what I mean.
I'm dressed all in black so that I can't be seen.
My rapping is sweet, my moves are unseen just like Donitello minus the green.
Ninja ninja ninja ninja. limp ninja time! Limp ninja...limp ninja.
Yes I am a ninja, I live in a lair and wherever there's danger, you know I'll be there.
If you are an evildoer best beware, I'll kick you in the nards and won't even care.
Kick. Punch. Kick punch combo! Get down! Stiff ninja time!
Peace! Except for you!
Everyone: 0o
Kinzu: What!
Nightshade: (snickers)
Bender: Ha ha ha ha ha! Man, that was funny! That was almost as much fun as getting wasted on booze! Braaaap! (Burps fire)
Kinzu: Grrrrr...next up is Itachi.
Sasuke: (wakes up) Itachi! What are you doing here! And more importantly, what are you singing!
Itachi: Foolish brother...I'm singing "Crawling"
Crawling in my skin! These wounds, they will not heal!
Fear is how I fall! Confusing what is real!
There's something inside me that stirs beneath the surface...consuming...confusing...
I can't seem...to find myself again. My falls are closing in-
Sasuke: Itachi! I won't tolerate your killing of my family! I'll rip you to shreds! Although I'm really doing this to stop you from singing that infernal song...but that's besides the point! Die! (Forms chidori)
Itachi: You may have delayed my singing, but you will never defeat me! For I have the ultimate weapon! Nothing can-ackk!
Kinzu: No, I have the ultimate weapon! The chopstick! (Pulls chopstick out of Itachi's mouth and pokes him with it) Bet you didn't see that one coming, even with your Sharingan.
Nightshade: Isn't he about the 5th person to get knocked out?
Sakura: ugghhh...
Nightshade: Oh wait. Looks like only four.
Kinzu: (throws chopstick at Sakura, knocking her out) Okay. We're good now. The next to sing is Hinata, with the song "Every Heart", in dedication to one of our reviewers!
Hinata: O-okay. Here I go...
Tell me babe, how many do I shed my tears?
Every Heart Every Heart is not a gentle yet
Shall I do? I can never say my loneliness
Every Heart doesn't know so what to say oh what to do
was afraid of darkness cause I felt that I was left alone
So I prayed for help to the distant million stars
Round & round the planets revolve round the sun
And we always seek after love and peace forever more
Growing growing woe baby we can work it out
Look up at the sky every heart is shining all today
Show me now, What kind of smile do I come across
Every heart every heart can take a step towards the dreams
All of us what to take a lasting happiness
Whenever you feel sad, I wanna hold you
& give you a sound sleep
Someday every hearts gonna free and easy We have peace of mind
Someday all the people find the way to love
Goes & goes the time goes on we are not alone
We live on together and we will find some precious things
Sometime we will smile sometime we will cry somehow
Don't forget believing yourself - Tomorrow's never die
There is the warm heart places on my mind
In my earliest day's there and it's so sweet
There are many stars they have talk with me so kind
They say yes always time's friend of mine so shine
Round & Round the planets revolve round the sun
And we always week after love and peace forever more
Growing growing woe baby we can work it out
Look at the sky every heart is shining all today
Goes & goes the time goes on we are not alone
We live on together and we will find some precious things
Sometime we well smile sometime we will cry somehow
Don't forget believing yourself - Tomorrow's never die
Kinzu: My god...that was...
Nightshade: Actually...good.
Naruto: Yeah Hinata! That was awesome!
Hinata: Naruto-kun...
Nightshade: Since when did he wake up?
Kinzu: I am stopping the kareoke BECAUSE I CAN! We're now moving on to the next event...(throws pillow at Naruto) pillow fight!
Naruto: You'll regret that! (Hurls pillow back at Kinzu)
Nightshade: Not if I get to him first! (Throws pillows at Kinzu)
Kinzu: Aha! (Shoots springs out of his sleeves) Oh, so that's were those went. I new my bed was missing that sproing. But now It's on to war!
