Okay, I will make it longer! I WILL I WILL I WILL! --Determination.

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, never have, wish I did, then I'd make Sakura and Sasuke together:D


Sakura sat in her fluffy pink bean bag chair waiting for Sasuke to show up and Naruto to finish his mini-date. It was so cute! They were so cute together! But then there was the Neji and TenTen problem. Sakura got up and grabbed TenTen's diary off of a shelf carved in the wood. She skipped a few pointless pages and got to one that looked interesting.

Entry #9.

Neji's birthday is in three days. I'm going to as him to spar tomorrow, when he comes back I want to ask him if he wants hot chocolate! Then maybe he will stay long enough to...

"This must have been yesterday..." Sakura said to herself as a new plan formed in her head.

"Sakura, who are you talking to?" Sasuke said, right beside her.

"What the heck? When did you get here!"

"That's not important. What is important is.. that I got--" Sasuke burst out laughing. Sakura waited impatiently for him to continue.

"I got Neji's diary!" Sasuke said.

Silence.

"Lemme see that!" Sakura shouted, and grabbed it out ofthe hysterical Sasuke's hand.

Entry #1.

TenTen got me this thing and was staring at me. So I started to write in it and she got happy.

Entry #2.

TenTen is going to ask me everytime she comes over how many time's I wrote in this thing and I don't lie so I have to write in this.

Entry #3.

(There are water drops on the page)
Titanic is so sad! They're love was so pure! And then she dies! And they meet on the ship in heaven! Oh my gosh it was so cute and sad and romantic! I should watch it with (lots of scribbles and erases and marker ink cover this word, it's nearly illegible. You can barely make out a T.)

Entry #4.

TenTen keeps asking me what I want for my birthday. It's in 2 weeks. I know what I want but I can't tell her, she'd laugh and never talk to me again.

Entry #5.

TenTen want's to know what I'm doing for my birthday. I'm throwing a party picnic thing down by the lake. Everyone is going to be there. Well... I'll only invite those idiotic rookies if TenTen tells me to.

Entry #6.

My birthday is in three days. TenTen is continuously asking me what I want. It's slightly annoying, but (scribbles make the rest of this sentence illegible.) I am going to invite those annoying rookies. I hope TenTen asks me to spar tomorrow.

Entry #7.

Some rookie invited me to the cafe. I was about to invite him to the party when he asked me who I liked. I'm not obvious. I mean I don't like anyone. Course I don't. Prodigies don't fall in love. We're practically gay. I don't like (scribbles make this word illegible.) Really,I don't.

"Dude, you know who he's got the hots for?" Sakura asked.

"Well, he said no one."

Sakura hit Sasuke on his head. "Idiot. He likes TenTen."

"Well HOW do you know!" Sasuke asked, angered.

"Look at this, nearly every paragraph has something to do with TenTen! Nearly no one else."

"I'm in there. Is he gay then? Does he like me too?"

BAM!

"No you idiot, you're only mentioned once, and not even by name."

"He said he was gay."

"He said he was practically gay." Sakura corrected.

"No, he said-"

"He said prodigies were basically gay. Oh Sasuke, it's okay, I still accept you for who you are on the inside."

"Shut up."

"Whatever, we are going to crash his birthday, even if he doesn't invite us, and we are going to get them together!"

"How the heck are we gonna do that!"

"You don't know, do you?"

"I don't see you coming up with any ideas!"

"I don't see your ideas working!"

"Of course they are they're working with Hinata!"

"That's just because Naruto is a dobe!"

"OH, no it ain't! He ain't a dobe!"

"Since when do you stick up for HIM?" Sasuke said, his tone different.

"Since he's been my teammate, and he's been a better one than YOU!"

"Anyways, there's still Ino-pig and Shikamaru to work out."

"Ino and Shika?"

"Heck yes!"

"How can you tell."

"Well say one is an oak tree, which would be Shika, and Ino is a... a flower!"


Shino was walking through the park when he heard voices. There was a squirrel sitting right by a Sakura tree.

"Well, the tree is so tall, it can see everything that's going on. The flower is so low, it can only see things right in front of it. Remove all of the other flowers, and the only thing the flower can look at is the giant tree."

"What's your point?"

What the heck! Was the squirrel talking to the freaking tree! Shino thought wildly.

"My point is, the tree saw everything that was going on. If the tree likes the flower, WHICH IT DOES, then it would be for the right reasons, not because the flower is pretty. The flower, on the other hand..."

Oh my Beetles! TREE GOSSIP! It's like... gossip is a natural emotion or something!

"...will only see the tree. The flower will need some time, but the flower WILL eventually fall in love."

Aww heck, I'm getting the HELL outta here! Shino screamed silently to himself, and ran away.


Hopefully it's longer than the last one. Yay it! Okay. Read, Review, the purple button lurves ya.

EraTomo