Shows a dusty Airport in the Middle of the Desert. There are some people walking around guarding the place.
The Camera Zooms on 2 guards talking to each other.
Guard one: This is boring the hell out of me!
Guard two: Yeah I know, nothing exciting ever happens here.
Guard two gets shot in the head. Guard one starts running.
Guard one gets his head chopped off with a throwing axe.
The Airports security alarms go off. A large group of Guards run outside. There are about 20 Guards holding little pistols. They look around for a bit in a pack.
Guard: COME ON OUT! SHOW YOUR SELF YOU COWARDS!
The ground starts to rumble.
About 100 Rebels come running torwards them.
Guard: Oh...fu-
The guard gets his head chopped off. The rebels beat the living shit out of the guards.
They all run into the airport main room. Its full of maps. Scorpion walks up to
one of the tables and takes a map. He reads it.
Scorpion: It appears...that shao Kahns current base is in Hong Kong. I say lets go over there and kick his Ass! Whos with me!
The army starts yelling.
Scorpion: But since Hong Kong is over seas, and we're at an airport we'll just take a plane.
Scorpion: The F22 fighter jet is mine!
All of them start running out of the Airport room and start going to the planes.
Ed,Edd,Eddy and Scorpion get into a Cargo Carrier plane.
Eddy: Scorpion I though you wanted a Fighter Jet.
Scorpion: Who the hell cares this things fine.
Scorpion gets into the Drivers seat.
All of the planes start taking off.
Scorpion: Shao Kahns screwed Heh.
Screen Blacks
Shows the planes flying slowly over a grassy suburban area.
Ed,Edd and Eddy are looking outside with the door open.
Eddy: Hmm...you know this place looks familiar.
Edd: Ive been everywhere, everywhere looks familiar to me.
Eddy: I know but this place seems the have a , special feeling.
Edd falls out of the Door.
Eddy: Ugh, Ed get Scorpion to pickup Double Dee.
Shows Edd falling.
Edd: AHHHH!
He falls through the roof of a house. He lands on a bed.
Edd: Phew that was lucky.
He gets up from the Bed. He sees a room full of labeled objects with a desk with a skull on it.
He exits the building. He is now on a damp Cul-De-Sac.
He Starts walking to the Next Cul-De-Sac. It had incomplete buildings and a large sign that said Peach Creek
Ed,Eddy and Scorpion walk up to Edd.
Edd: Guys...we're home...
Eddy: OH YEAH I REMEMBER NOW! Peach Creek, Good Times,Good Times.
Ed: Im in my Happy Place Guys!
Ed hugs Edd,Eddy and Scorpion too hard.
Ed stops hugging them. He walks over to a peice of wood on the sidewalk.
It was Plank. It was covered in all kinds of Food. Johnnys Body was next to it.
There was a note on Johnnys Body.
Edd picked it up and they read it. It said "I Johnny 2X4 have gaven all my food that I found to Plank, he needs it more than I Do"
They look at each other. Then they burst out rolling on the Floor laughing.
Eddy: HE GAVE ALL HIS FOOD TO PLANK! WHAT A DUMB ASS!
Scorpion: Why the Fuck did he do that!
Edd: Well (laughs even harder) he though plank was an actual person. And Johnny was a kind person but very dim.
Plank: I second that.
They stop laughing. They walk over to plank.
Plank: What?...you never seen wood talk?
They all stare at each other. Then they run off Screaming.
