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Notes: Ureshii wa – I'm so glad/happy
Shizuru removed a book from the hidden compartment in the bookshelf.
Book of 101 ways – Natsuki Kruger edition
Ara… #56 is good… really good… maybe I should give it a try… I'll have to thank Nao for putting that in.
Hmm…
Someone poked Natsuki gently on her back, trying to wake up the sleeping beauty.
"Natsuki. Wake up, Natsuki."
Natsuki flipped to the other side of the bed, trying to ignore the prodding that was steadily increasing with pressure. Grumbling a little as her attempts to escape was blocked off by the wall of the room, she mumbled to someone.
"Just a while longer, Mai, it's still early."
She pulled the blankets closer to her, trying to snuggle in the warmth a little longer.
- Couldn't that female just let me sleep in a little more?
"Na-tsu-ki."
She ran her fingers lightly over her sides, placing pressure on the right points on Natsuki's body.
"Mai… that tickles, stop it. Five more minutes…"
- Would it kill her to do something else while I lie in a while longer?
"Ara…"
- Ara…? Ara…? Holy! What is she doing here!
"…Natsuki looks so cuteee while she's asleep! Nevermind, Natsuki can continue snoozing while I get all comfy with staring at Natsuki! Ureshii wa-!"
"Urrghhhh…!"
Natsuki bolted upright in a split second at the sound of her voice…
"Shi- Knock! OW! My head!" … and promptly crashed her head against Shizuru's…
Natsuki rubbed the sore spot where the skulls had connected violently as she attempted to give her famous death glare to Shizuru. Every single thought of further slumber had disappeared at the contact – and the pain.
"Shizuru! Do you have an iron head or something? It hurts like mad and I don't hear you complaining! You don't even have a sore spot either! And what are you doing in my room? Shouldn't you be at breakfast right now?"
- Grrr… why can't she just give me my beauty sleep and let me do what I want to!
"Ara… did I forget to tell you that I'd learned the art of impenetrablerockhardmassivepainlessironbodystrengthboosting skill a few years back…?"
"The what?"
"The impenetrablerockhardmassivepainlessironbodystrengthboosting skill."
"Huh?"
"Impenetrablerockhardmassivepainlessironbodystrengthboosting skill."
"Forget it, just show it to me. I'm still too sleepy to understand what you're talking about."
"Ok! If Natsuki's so eager to see it…"
- What the heck is she up to now…
"Natsuki… could you pass me that watermelon over there?"
- That should give her a clear enough demonstration…
"Uh-huh… sure…"
- Where did that watermelon come from…?
"Skill on maximum boost!"
"Hiyeeeaaaah!"
Shizuru hurled the watermelon onto the nearest wall of the room in one smooth motion.
Splat!
Natsuki stared Shizuru – watermelon - Shizuru – watermelon – Shizuru - watermelon as Shizuru turned to her with a grin.
"There you go, Natsuki. Watermelon pulp! Isn't it exciting?"
-faints-
"Natsuki? Natsuki?"
-
Ara… I think I used too much force…
Nope… that would be too much of a shock to Natsuki… How bout #84…? Hmm…
A/N: Ok… this is plain mad… a chapter which I wrote in a very weird state of mind. Anyway, pardon me for the slow updates for my fics, I'm currently having a massive writer's block on hand for everything. Oh yea… I know it's really very short T.T I promise to write a
longer one! –takes bunny hammer and tries to destroy the block- Ideas anyone?
edit Ok, I'll add a glossary :D
P.S – Drop a note to complain or tell me how this is?
P.S.S – (offers everyone bunny hammers)
