Hermione and Harry and Ron were walking around school one day. All of a sudden, Voldemort jumped out from behind a suit of armor.

"Ha! Ha! I am the great and all powerful Lord Voldem-" he started.

"Could you hang on just a second?" Hermione interrupted, "Thanks so much." And with that she dragged Ron and Harry behind another suit of armor, pulled a book out of her bag, and began showing the contents of said book to Ron and Harry.

"That's it?" Ron asked. Hermione nodded.

"Okay," Harry said, aiming his wand at Voldemort's head, "Blastemshead."

Lord Voldie died.