Ch2! Yay! Many reviews!
Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM!
Summary: Unthinkable couples. I pair couples that you don't think of or never thought could happen. Different chapter, different couple.
Oh and some of the couples aren't my idea, only the Zelda/Luigi chapter is mine. The others are my friends when I asked around. This is my friend Josh's idea, that I put into words. Hmm, maybe he should become a muse...
enjoy. R&R
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Chapter 2: Samus & Pikachu
Pikachu POV
"Oh, Pikachu, your soft fur is is like a moment of heaven," Samus said craddling my body. This is a moment of heaven!
"And you are so strong in battle," She says to me, curling a tuff of hair on my head. The firelight played with her features, making Samus's blond hair seem golden-red, her pale skin dark with tan, and her green eyes flicker with every color of the rainbow. In only a tank top and pajama shorts. Beautiful.
"I feel like I can do anything!" She said. Anything? No, not on a first date.
We were in the living room, the fire in the fireplace, candles lit, fruits and veggetables for a little meal, just the two of us. Perfect. We talked some more and watched the fire dance and dwindle till only a few sparks remained. Samus then turned to me and said.
"Oh, Pikachu this was the most romantic date I have ever been on!"
"The best?" I say back to her, as she picked up the grapes from the friut bowl.
"The best," She confirmed and she held a grape over my face. "Now open wide!"
"Ah!" I opened my mouth and ate the grape and opened my mouth for another.
END POV
Outside the living room.
"Come on Ness it'll be funny! All you have to do is help me put grape juice in balloons and help me drop them on people when they pass through the hallway that goes to the dining hall. I know how to get to the overpass on top, the others will be sitting ducks!"
"We'll be sitting ducks Y. Link, but I like the plan. Alright I'm in!" Ness said.
"Good," Y. Link said, "Now we need grape juice."
"Why not orange juice?" Ness asked.
"Tch. Tch. Tch."Y. Link said waving a finger at him. "Ness, It truly has been to long since you pranked someone. Grape juice stains!"
"Oh."
"Well, since the grape juice isn't in the fridge, I have to assume that someone brought it in the living room and forgot to put it back," Y. Link said and opened the door to the living room and walked in with Ness right behind him.
"Darn! It's not here either!" Y. Link said moving pillows and other things in his search, "Must be somewhere else."
"Uh... Y. Link!" Ness called.
"What? did you find--?" Link said rushing over to where Ness was.
"Not exactly," Ness said, pointing towards a sleeping yellow mouse with an empty green labled bottle of grape juice in it's hands.
"Oh man!" Y. Link said putting his hand on his face.
"What?"
"Thats Bowser's speacial grape juice. It's spiked, has stuff in it that makes adults go loopy, turns their brains to mush," Y. Link said making a twirling motion with his hand. "It's marked with a green lable," Pointing to the bottle.
"That explains a lot."
"What is he doing?" Y. Link asked refering to the opening and closing of Pikachu's mouth.
"I think he's eating," Ness answered.
"And drooling," Y. Link said discusted. "Wake him! Before he drools every where!"
"Wait! I think he's saying something!" Ness said. Both boys leaned to hear.
"Samus."
There was no mistaking it. The mouse was dreaming about the scariest, toughest woman smasher ever.
"AH!" Both boys screammed.
"Wake him up now!" Y. Link shouted. Ness started shaking Pikachu violently.
"Wha-Wha-Wha-" Pikachu woke up. "What happened? What happened to Samus? What did you do?"
"He's been brain mashed!" Ness shouted.
"Not so loud," Pikachu said.
"We need to debrain masherize!" Y. Link said.
"Is that even a word?" Ness asked.
"No, but it sounded cool," Y. Link answered.
"Right. Lets go!" Ness said, taking Pikachu with them.
When they were gone.
"God! I thought they would never leave!" Samus said coming from behind the couch. She picked up the empty bottle that was there and she looked at it.
Spiking Pikachu's drink and then flirting with him. That should teach Falcon a lesson to pay more attention to me. And she drank the last drop, crushed the bottle, threw it in a trash can and left the room. The fire died out and the room darkened.
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End ch2.
Revenge is bitter sweet. Oh and for those who didn't get it. Pikachu and Samus on a little date, really is a dream, then becomes reality but just part of a plot for revenge.
Review. Flames will be shot back with my Mega Blaster Flame Cannon! (not comming soon)
Till next chapter and next couple! Wanna see a certain couple? Just review and tell me.
I accept guy/guy couple and girl/girl couples if you wish it. Always what the reader wants! Wait, except any Fox and Falco couples! Can't grant that cause I said I wouln't involve them.
