The Wizard of OZ

A really stupid idea I had; a very silly pun, but I had to do it

Disclaimer: Gundam Wing not mine, Wizard of Oz not mine. I make no money and want to warn all of the anti yaoi/shonen ai people: Consider yourself warned! No guarantee for whatsoever, I won´t take it back and you don´t have to write me a review telling me I´m a complete idiot, i´m very well aware of it myself.

Just to mention it: I haven´t seen the wizard of Oz (the movie, not the guy) for a while, so I maybe mix some things up or something...

Cast:

Dorothy Heero

Toto Wuf(f)ei – next pun sorry

Tin Man Trowa

Scarecrow Quatre

Lion Duo

Wicked Witch of the West Relena of course

Wicked Witch of the East Lady Une

Good Witch of the North Zechs (you have a better idea?)

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The five Gundam professors were excited, not to say: enthusiastic. „A hurricane, a hurricane!" they exclaimed happily. „I´m going to test that new armor" „Let´s see how far my new laser beam will come through that storm" and „Where´s my camera? I must take some pictures of Professor J in that new spacesuit he´s going to try on." Well, actually the last wasn´t about the hurricane, but nevertheless a sentence worth displaying. Heero sighed. He was sitting in his room and playing solitaire on his laptop. The old geezers weren´t really thinking he would work all the time he used that thing. Wufei was busy practicing with his sword; thrust, parry, thrust, thrust, and screaming all the time „Injustice" A crack came to Heeros ears. There you go: Wufei had managed to crash another piece of furniture. This time a chair. Heero didn´t respond at all. He reached under his pillow, just to make sure his gun was still there. Another crash. Heero took his gun and decided to take it with him, just in case...

The hurricane was one of a kind. It roared like the world would come to an end by tonight. The five professors had made themselves comfortable at their bombshelter in their backyard. G sent him an e-mail: "01, we´re staying overnight. Don´t let 05 destroy more stuff.G" Attached to it was a picture of Dr J in a spacesuit. That was a sight Heero would NOT want to see. Even if he had to rip his own eyes out. The least he could do was to make sure Wufei saw it too. Mission accomplished; Heero was sure, Wufei wouldn´t crash any more things tonight; he looked more catatonic now.

Suddenly the whole house cracked as it was torn off the ground. Heero looked out of one window. He was right indeed. The house was whirling several feet in mid-air. Wufei joined him, muttering „Injustice" and Heero just didn´t react at all. All of a sudden, the colors went irritatingly bright and they got the impression of falling a loooong way down...