Chapter 2: "Not one of Us…"
Naruto, Sakura, And Kakashi are making their way to
Tsunade's Office when…
"Hey, Sakura did you…" started Naruto
No, Naruto I don't want to hear your crap of how you didn't MEAN to look up my skirt, and how it was an accident and how it wasn't your fault, OK!" she seethed
"But Sakura…"
"No, I don't want to hear it you perverted idiot!"
"Come on you two, stop fighting, you're supposed to be a team remember?" Kakashi said interrupting their fight.
"But Kakashi-sensei, I think I saw someone watching us!"
"It was probably one of your 'fan-girls' following you. "Or just your imagination, more likely" Sakura whispered laughing to herself.
"You really think so!" said Naruto getting excited. "I wonder if I should go back and ask them if they want an autograph."
"NO!" said Sakura jokingly.
"Idiots!"thought Kakashi. "Okay look, I don't want to hear about 'fan-girls' and peeking all the way to Tsunade's, OK?" he said abruptly "We'll be there in a few minutes, so just relax you two!"
"We're sorry" Naruto and Sakura said in unison.
At that moment a green flash zipped past Naruto and Sakura and landed on the nearby street…
"Oh no, not him, not now!" Sakura whispered.
"What's the matter?" asked Naruto overhearing her.
"Ohayo Sakura-Chan!" yelled Lee from below. "Wanna go on a date later after we get rid of the idiot?"
"Lee I've told you already I am NOT going on a date with you! Stop asking or I'll throw you into a fence next!"
"But don't you see the Lotus I…" he began but stopped when he noticed he wasn't holding it anymore. As Lee looks around to see where it went, he suddenly looks up to see Naruto staring at him with extreme hate in his eyes.
"What did you call me? I am not an IDIOT, you green freak!" yelled Naruto.
At that moment, Gai-sensei shows up out of nowhere and holds them apart. But why is he covered in…
"Milk!" exclaimed Naruto and Sakura together.
"Get away from me!" said the disgusted demon boy remembering his last experience with the stuff.
"Why are you covered in milk?" asks Sakura and Lee at the same time.
"Well I was under this cow and I…" started Gai.
The rest was cut off as Naruto and Sakura notice Kakashi has been gone for some time now, and so they sneak off themselves completely unnoticed by the Green Dou. As they look back, they see Lee jumping up and down holding on to Gai-sensei's wrist.
"We didn't hear or see any of that did we Sakura?" Naruto asks a little freaked.
"Uh definitely not." agreed Sakura a little afraid that she would be mentally scarred for some time to come.
"I hope they don't act like that all the time, it's hard enough to tell what their sexuality is anyway without all that." said Naruto jokingly.
"With him hitting on me all the time I'm starting to think he's desperate." She replies in the same joking manner.
"Well we're almost there now so lets hurry before they notice we're gone and try to get US under a cow." Said Naruto finishing the conversation as they reach Tsunade's office.
(End chapter 2)
What happened to Kakashi?
What's the rest of the story of why Gai-sensei is covered in milk?
Will Lee ever get a date with Sakura?
Doesn't how short this is annoy you?
A updated and checked Chapter 3 is next so don't complain! (Fatties!)
