Again, parodying. This is not an actual retelling. And yes, if the names are screwed up in the Prologue, I apologize – the first time I uploaded it I made a couple mistakes. O.O there is some… Female/Female love referenced here. I don't think this is actually what happened in the game. It's a joke. Don't be mad, get glad!

Oh yes, it's short because Mayu wasn't here with you this chapter.

Chapter 2: In Which Mayu Meets Her Crazy Self ( AKA Twin Shrine Maidens )

It was only after I was out of the house that I realized that I had dropped my charm necklace back in that… that… place. Yeah. Nice use of language if I do say so myself. I really did like that necklace too. A shame that I couldn't go back to get it…

As I began to run back up the hill to leave the cursed town I noticed that there were a bunch of crimson butterflies flying around. It was almost as if… I sighed, defeatedly. All right, whatever. The butterflies win. I changed my course and began to follow them.

They created a path through the town, leading me down a set of stairs where a woman was standing. She was wearing a bloody kimono and simply stared at me for a moment, creating an eerie air around her. And then, of course, she opens her mouth and destroys it.

"Well aren't you just a cutie! You're finally here hun!"

I was stunned. I tried to talk but I have a feeling that only nonsense came from me. The woman smiled and giggled. "Well ain't you just the sweetest thing ever! That Kirie never got to have fun with something like you – she was stuck with that boy."

Oh god no… "Are you trying to hit me on?" I finally blurted out, taking a step back. Her smile only grew in size.

"Trying hun? I am hitting on you! Oooh, I think I'm just going to have to take you back with me!" Before I could say or do anything she grabbed my arm and started dragging me off somewhere. My panic meter hit the sky and blew.
"WAA! NO! I'M NOT A LESBIAN! DON'T TAKE ME AWAY! MOMMY!" Dignity went out the window and at that point I didn't care. A crazy gay ghost was taking me back to her… her lair to do god only knows what with me. You'd be freaked out too, admit it!

She was dragging me throw a huge door when I saw Mio running after me. Finally! I struggled even more to get away from the crazy lady but it was to no avail. The door slammed shut right before Mio could get through. Oh, nutbunnies. This really wasn't going my way…

And she still had my copy of X3!

It was the thought of that that made me decide to work with the crazy lady. Of course, I would explain to her, and explain quite thoroughly, that I was not a lesbian. I was not gay. I would not be her sex kitten or whatever else she had in mind.

But

Well, I would miss the loss of my precious X3 but someone needed to teach Mio a lesson. Stealing people's stuff wasn't funny nor was it appreciated.

The place that the crazy lady ( Sae Kurosawa, or the ghost of ) took me was a large mansion. The Kurosawa mansion. Huh, go figure.

It was there that my plotting for revenge on my crazy younger sister began…