Warning: Someone dies in this chapter!

A/N: Once again, Songs are in parentheses

Other A/N: I know I said I'd wait for another review but I think I'm disappointing my 1 fan, so I'm posting this chapter for my only fan so far.

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Chapter 3: Royal Rumble

(Kiss me deadly,Reel Big Fish)
I'll also remember the day that all my friends fought with Cassie's friends. I was hanging out with all of my friends and Cassie was hanging out with all of her's. Haruko was upstairs. My friends were Sam, Rob, Eric, James, and myself. Her friends were Karol, Maggie, Colleen, Eddie, and herself.
They came downstairs to have a snack, "Hey,Jackass." My names not jackass." "Jackass." "What? "Get us a snack" "No" "What?" "I said No, what are you, deaf?"

She kicked me and I fell off of my chair and hit my head on the tile ground. "That hurt!" "Now, Get us a snack!" "No..." As she went to hit another blow, my friend James stepped in and countered it and socked her in the face. I laughed and got up. "James, James, James... If you're gonna hit a girl, at least hit her harder." Karol charged at James "You little-" He was cut off by Cassie pulling at the back of his shirt. "Karol, stop." "Why?" "I want the satisfaction of helping you," Cassie and all her friends then charged at us.

They may have had the size advantage, but Sam and James were great at ninjutsu, and Eric was a karate brown belt. I picked up a little wooden bat. Rob didn't know how to fight. It was pretty much, Me fighting Eddie, Sam fighting Colleen, James fighting Karol, Rob fighting Cassie, and Eric fighting Maggie. I ran right at Eddie and whacked him in a "private area" with my bat, I followed up by breaking the bat over his head. Sam waited for Colleen to charge and gave her a huge punch in the stomach, She recovered quick and scratched Sam's face. He grabbed her shoulders and knocked her out with a headbutt. James jumped on Karol and punched him a couple of times,rolled off him, and he knocked him out with a chair. Cassie jumped on the table, got behind Rob, grabbed his leg, and made him kick the back of his head, officially breaking his leg. Eric, not being allowed to hit girls simply dodged and countered, until Maggie pulled out a kitchen knife. After that, Eric dashed under her guard and knocked her out in one solid blow to the chin.

We had won. Cassie stood there in shock. I mourned the loss of my wooden bat. "10.00$... gone..." Sam ran at Cassie and got ready to knock her out. As Sam was about to hit Cassie, Haruko jumped down the stairs. "You don't hit a girl!" She hit Sam right in the head with her guitar and sent him into a wall.There were a few tense moments where he just laid there and didn't move until he got up like nothing happened. "Are things gonna come out of my he-" Out of nowhere, Sam got a horn on his head bigger then both mine combined.

(Song 1 end)

"Whoa!" "I'd better get home" " I have to clean everything up." I looked at all the unconsious bodies. "This might take awhile..." I woke them all up, no one remembered a thing, thank god.

When I went upstairs, I heard Haruko talking to the cat."Maybe I shoulda hit Sam first, Bobby isn't anywhere near as strong as he is." I felt a slight sadness inside me. If she had hit Sam first, My life would've stayed the same, Hell, I would've died by boredom. I went to the front porch to think about what I heard. About a half hour later, The door opened behind me. It was Haruko. "Hey Haruko" "Hey" She sat down next to me. I sighed. "So, Where in space are you from?" "Like I'd tell you" "Hey, I'm the one with things coming out of my head." "You're not the only one." "Well Yeah, Meh, Sam's probably just a dud." She didn't answer me and went back inside.

I saw a strange figure in the shadows but it dissapeared mumbling something. When I went to check on where it was, I found a wierd big black rectangle, It almost looked like an eyebrow. I threw it away and went back upstairs. I watched TV till' 3:00 AM and went to sleep. I woke up at noon the next day. I checked my forehead and the back of my head. Nothing was there, until I rubbed the top of my head. There were 2 cat ears there. One was black and the other was white. I went downstairs and had a huge swig of milk, straight from the carton. "So the little kitten's up" "If you just called me 'little kitten', I will personally kill you" "Jeez, You're fiesty" "Shut up" Haruko went up behind me and began scratching my head, right behind my "new" ears. It felt really good but i knocked her hand away. "God, Relax" "I'll relax if you don't scratch my head!" "I named the robot." "Whaddya name it, Haruko?" "Canti" "That's a dumb na-" I was cut off by Haruko whacking me in the head. "Ow, ok, fine, it's not a dumb name"

(Ten thousand fists, Disturbed)

Haruko's bracelet began going crazy, but my cat ears went back into my head. "If it's not coming out of me then, Oh god!" Me,Haruko, and Canti all ran outside and hopped onto the Vespa and rushed to Sam's house. On the way, a giant red pheonix looking thing shot up into the sky. It was sucked back in to where it came from as fast as it had appeared. Suddenly, A smaller red figure appeared, looked around, saw us, and charged. "Is that.. Sam?" "That Bastard!" Haruko jumped up and tried to block the quickly approaching Atomsk-Sam, Sam sent her shooting into the ground at near-Light speed. He looked up at me. He spoke in a possesed voice. "Hello, Bobby." Sam fired a huge shockwave at me, Canti grabbed me at the last second. Before I had a chance to speak, Canti ate me through a mouth in his stomach. He turned red like he was when he first came out of my head.. A huge beam came out of his TV screen. He pulled a guitar out of it. Sam pulled a similar guitar off his back."Bring it on, Motherf$ker." Canti and Sam charged at eachother, Their guitar's collided at unimaginable speeds, nearly 100 hits were made in a second, until Sam made a mistake. Canti seized the moment to chop off one of Sam's arms, in the moment of pain that followed, he chopped off Sam's other arm, grabbed him and threw him toward the ground.

He stayed there kneeling, back in his regular form, armless. Canti spat me back out and I walked up to him. Haruko followed. It was kind of pitiful seeing him there. "Bobby, Help me, We're friends, right?" I didn't pay any attention to him and I turned to Haruko. "Do whatever you want with him."

I walked away as Haruko slowly put the guitar's shotgun barrel to Sam's head

Bang.
(Song 2 end)

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James-A regular pre-teen with brown gelled back hair. A baseball jersey with jean shorts.

Karol-A regular teenager with medium brown hair. A light blue shirt and cargo shorts.

Eddie-A regular teenager with light brown hair in a crew cut. A mets jersey with beige shorts

Colleen-A regular pale teenager with long brown hair. A white tank top and jeans. My sister made me say that

Rob- A regular teenager with brown bedhead hair. A white t-shirt with black shorts.

Eric- A regular preteen with black medium hair. A blue striped shirt with beige shorts.

Maggie- A regular teenager with long black hair. A sky blue tank top and jeans.

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(White Ash)

Haruko: Next time on FLCL: America, A satelite starts coming to Earth and it's aimed straight for Babylon, Can Bobby stop it?

Me: Probably not

Haruko: Then, We're all going to die!

Me: I'll just move.

Haruko: It's aimed at your head!

Me: Then we're screwed...

Next Time: Swing the bat.
(Song 3 end)