As usual, Songs are in parentheses

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Chapter 4: Swing the bat (Drinkin', Reel Big Fish)
The sun was burning overhead. The humidity was nearly at 90. "Why the hell did I have to listen to Sean!" My friend Sean had come up to me one day and suggested that I join the baseball team. Being the "nice guy", I accepted even though I hate sports with all my being. Anyway,We were getting our asses handed to us, The score being 20-1. I was up at bat. I tried to swing but exhaustion from the heat got to me and as luck would have it, the third pitch beaned me in the face. I was in the dugout for the rest of the game with a tissue up my nose. They had a secret weapon on their side and wouldn't you know it, It was Sean. I looked in the stands. Haruko wasn't there. "Dammit, She said she'd come instead of my mom." My mom was out on a business trip. I sighed and walked up to the coach. "I quit." "Why?" "Because I hate baseball" I walked away as the coach started yelling at me for "smartmouthing at your elders" or whatever. I was on my way home when Haruko rode up next to me. "Need a lift?" "Were you able to explain Sam's death to his parents?" "Not yet." "Do I have to do it?" "Yup" (Song 1 end)

I sighed and hopped on Haruko's vespa. After a large cryingfest at Sam's house, We went back home. " Bobby." "What?" "Show me you can fight, show me you can swing the bat." Show you I can do what?" "Fight." "No, the second thing" "What second thing?" "Nevermind." "So, will you show me you can fight"
"Why?" "I'm not gonna be there protecting you all the time." "Fine." "I'll use my guitar, you use this." She tossed me a blood red baseball bat. "I.. hate... Baseball." "Ah, Stop it with that and just fight me." "Fine."

(Puppet, Thousand Foot Krutch)

I charged right at Haruko and swung at her head. She ducked and got me in the gut. When I bent over she tried to get my head but I side stepped it. I got her in the foot with a lucky hit but then she got my head and I got sent back into the wall causing a bag of Cheese Doodles to fall and open on my head. Haruko laughed at me. "Laugh at This!" I charged at her and hit her in the face. She barely flinched. "Ah, Shi-" I didn't have the time to finish speaking before Haruko knocked me out.
(Song 2 end)

I woke up at my dad's house at 8 in the morning. Walking to the fridge, I made sure no one was looking and swiped a monster(A/N: My dad drinks alot of SERIOUS energy drinks and monster is on of 'em. I'm normally not allowed to have it.) from the fridge. I got dressed and walked to the park.

Sitting on a bench, I heard a rustling behind me. "Who is it?" A man with red hair walked out of the bushes. He had one huge rectangular eyebrow above his left eye. " I guess this is yours." I threw the eyebrow I had found so that it stuck to his face. He took it and put it over his right eye. " Bobby" "How do you know my name?" "I've been watching you." "I know that part, but you've been listening in to my conversations?" "You'd better stay away from Haruhara." "Her name is Haruko, Mr. I know everything about nothing." "My name is Amarao." "How about I just call you 'Spying asshole'." "Haruhara is dangerous, You have to stay away from her." " I don't believe you as much as I can pronounce your name." I got up and walked off.

His cellphone began ringing, He answered it. "What is it Kitsurabami?" "Sir, A satellite is coming towards Earth. "Why?" "It appears to be targeting something." He looked in the distance to see a bright shining light. "Declare a state of emergency!"

I had a bright light coming out of my head this time. I managed to cover it up with a newspaper until I got home, where I used my cap. I heard an announcement over the radio. "We are declaring a state of emergency on the towns of Babylon and Huntington, evacuate immediately." Haruko walked up behind me and plunged her hand into my skull. "What the hell are you doing!" She didn't answer me and she pulled a guitar out of my head. " Come on, We're going to the factory." "Wha-" She pulled me onto her vespa and we drove to Babylon's Medical Mechanica plant. We drove straight up onto the roof. She gave me my guitar and pushed me off the bike. "When the big sattelite bomb comes, Hit it!" "Bomb?" I turned around to ask her what she meant but she was gone. "Ah, crap." I walked to the edge of the plant and pulled my guitar into a ready position.

(Otherworld, Nobeu Oematsu)
The satellite came extremely fast. At Amarao and Kitsurabami's base, I'll bet they were pissing themselves. Millaseconds before the satellite hit me, I swung my guitar. There was a huge metal on metal screeching sound, I would've plugged my ears if I could've. My arms were about to give up when a strange symbol appeared on my head. I felt recharged but I knew I still couldn't do it. I was about to give up when I heard a large yelling behind me. Haruko ran up to the satellite and hit it. With our combined strength, We were able to repel it back through the atmosphere. I breathed a sigh of relief and fell back into the black void that is unconciousness.
(Song 3 end)

I was hanging out with Sean and Eric a few days later. Sean asked, "Whaddya guys wanna do?" Eric replied, " I dunno." Sean responded, " I dunno, How about you Bobby?" I thought for a moment, and smiled, " How about baseball?"

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Sean- An average teenager with a Mets Jersey and Jeans.

Coach- Just imagine Shigekuni. Pretty much just like him.

Amarao- Duh!

Kitsurabami- Duh!

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Haruko: Next time, We have a huge airsoft gun battle!

Me: But I dont have an airsoft gun.

Haruko: You will next chapter!

Me: But I can't afford one!

Haruko: I don't care!

Next chapter: The hand