Hello peeps. This chapter is shocking. Pure shocking. I'm here with my friend Jake. He's the last member of his race from another galaxy.
Jake-Hey.
Me-Is this a good story so far?
Jake-I love it! CanI eat my antelope now?
Me-Read Chapter Three while you eat.
Jake-Okay!
Chapter Three - Papa Don't Preach
A beautiful morning it was as the sun rose on Cyborg's eighteenth birthday. He emerged into the main room to find Starfire and Raven cooking bacon and eggs. Beast Boy gazed longingly at Raven. She blushed and kept cooking. Then they all saw Cyborg.
"Happy birthday!" the others greeted.
"Thank you. Wish Robin was here, though. I wanna apologize for last night," Cyborg replied.
"Don't we all," Raven agreed. Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
"Oh! You have gotten your wish!" Starfire exclaimed. Cyborg rushed downstairs and opened the doors, but it wasn't Robin. A girl in a black trenchcoat and a Hollywood-esque hat stood at the door. She was holding a small baby in her arms.
"Um, can I help you?" he asked politely.
"Hello Cyborg. I just stopped by so we could raise our son together," the girl slyly said. She lifted her head, revealing the face of Jinx.
"Oh shiznite!" Cyborg freaked, but calmed down, "Please, come in. I'm going to have to meet-"
"Edgar," she stated proudly,"Edgar Charles Stone." Cyborg looked at her quizically, and led her upstairs.
"I can't believe you had a kid. When did this happen?" Beast Boy asked them later.
"Right after the Sadie Hawkins dance," Jinx answered, embarassed.
"You've told your parents, yes?" Starfire wondered aloud.
"Crud! No, I completely forgot about my father. He'll kill me!" she nervously shouted.
"You haven't told him yet!" Raven screamed, stunned. Her powers accidentally turned on music synthesizers. Jinx sang along.
"Papa I know you're going to be upset, cause I was always your little girl. But you should know by now, I'm not a baby." She walked over to the window and continued, "You always taught me right from wrong. I need your help, Daddy, please be strong. I may be young at heart, but I know what I'm saying."
Jinx glanced back at Cyborg and sighed, "The one you warned me all about, the one you said I could do without, we're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe."
After that verse, she ran up onto the table and started dancing. "Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep. But I've made up my mind, oh, and I'm keeping my baby. Ooh ooh I'm gonna keep my baby ooh." She looked at Cyborg again, and started a new verse, "He says that he's going to marry me, and we can raise a little family. Maybe we'll be all right, it's a sacrifice." Taking out a photo of Gizmo and Mammoth, she continued on, "But my friends keep telling me to give it up, saying I'm too young and I oughta live it up. What I need right now is some good advice, please! Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep. But I've made up my mind, ooh, and I'm keeping my baby. Ooh ooh I'm gonna keep my baby, ooh."
"Jinx, honey, stop standing on the table. Have a seat. Would you like something to eat or drink?" Cyborg offered.
"English Toffee Cappichino, please," she answered. He got her drink and was back in a flash. After giving it to her, he started to massage her shoulders. This prompted her to finish the song, "Daddy, daddy if you could only see, just how good he's been treating me, you'd give us a blessing right now cause we are in love. We are in love! So please, papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep. But I've made up my mind, oh, and I'm keeping my baby. Ooh ooh I'm keeping my baby, ooh. Don't stop loving me daddy, I know I'm keeping my baby. Don't stop loving me daddy, I know I'm keeping my baby!"
"So Jinx, are you staying with us?" Starfire questioned.
"Just until I find a place," Jinx told them.
"Dudes! She graduated from the H.I.V.E. Academy! She's pure evil!" Beast Boy whined.
"Excuse me, I've since then decided that being a supervillainess isn't worth twenty-plus years in jail," she argued.
"Well it's settled. She's staying with us," Cyborg announced.
Me-Well?
Jake-It was just awesome. It made me wanna fill balloons with hydrogen and blow them up!
Me-You've been playing video games with BB too much, haven't you?
Jake-Um...
Me-Whatever. Stay tuned for the dramedic Chapter Four!
Jake-Dramedic?
Me-It's a mix of dramatic and comedic. Now please R&R!
