Me-Hey guys! This chapter focuses on Robin, and it's crazy!
Jake-Really? How crazy?
Me-READ DAMMIT!
Jake-Okay. (Oh, howI love to mess with her!)
Chapter Five-Let's Get It Started
Robin arrived at Master Jay's school and stared at it. He walked inside, and luckily for him, the main office was right there.
"Um, excuse me, I'm new. Robin is my name," he introduced.
"Ah, yes. You are assigned to Domoritory C," the office clerk told him.
"Thank you very much," Robin responded, and he strolled to his room. Many other boys looked at him intensely when he arrived.
"Hi. I'm new. My name's Robin and I come from Jump City," he said nervously.
"Jump City huh? I'm from San Fransisco. My name's Billie," one of the boys squealed.
"And I'm Jimmy. Here's a tip, newbie. Don't get on the Headmaster's best side," another boy strangely warned.
"Okay," Robin agreed with an odd look on his face.
"Hey, I know you. You're one of those Titans," another boy pointed out, "I tried to ask Raven out during that party at the creepy run-down warehouse, but you were too busy fighting alien pods. I'm Damien, by the way."
"Oh my god! I remember you!" Robin shouted.
"Who wants Pepsi?" Jimmy asked. Everybody's hand went up. Jimmy passed it around and everybody slugged it down.
"Wow. Interesting. This tastes nothing like Pepsi, but it makes me wanna sing!" Robin exclaimed.
"All right Robin!" Billie screamed, overjoyed. Then Robin began chanting, "And the base keeps runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'."
Then Billie joined in, "And runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'." Soon everybody was singing, "and runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and
runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and...,"right before Robin took a solo.
"In this context,there's no disrespect, so when I bust my rhyme you break your necks. We got five minutes for us to disconnect from all intellect and let the rhythm effect.Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition, free your inner soul and break away from tradition. 'Cause whe we
beat out, girl it's pullin' without. You wouldn't believe how we wow shit out.Burn it 'til it's burned out. Turn it 'til turned out. Act up from North, West, East, South." Then everybody sang the chorus,Everybody, everybody, let's get into it, get stupid, get it started, get it started, get it started. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Yeah."
Damien surprised everyone by singing the next verse, "Lose control of body and soul. Don't move too fast,People just take it slow.Don't get ahead, just jump into it.Ya'll here about it the boys live through it.Get started,Get stupid.You'll want me body people will walk you through it."
"Step by step," Billie belted out.
"Like you're into new kid," Damien alternated.
"Inch by inch."
"Like the new solution."
"Trench men hits-"
"-with no delusion."
"The feelings irresistable and that's how we movin'! Everybody, everybody, let's get into it, get stupid, get it started, get it started, get it started. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Yeah. Runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'. Com'n ya'll. Let's get kookoo, aha. Let's get kookoo in here. Let's get kookoo, aha. Let's get kookoo in here.Let's get kookoo, aha. Let's get kookoo in here! Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya!" everybody sang.
It was Jimmy's turn to sing, "Let's get ill, that's the deal. At the gate, we'll bring the bud top drill. Just lose your mind this is the time. Ya'll test this drill, just bang your spine.Bob your head like me, St. Jimmy, inside your club or in your bentley.Get messy, loud and sick. Ya'll mount past slow mo in another head trip. So come then now do not correct it, let's get egnant let's get heptic."
"Everybody, everybody, let's get into it, get stupid, get it started, get it started, get it started. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started, ha. Let's get it started in here!"
Robin sung again, "Let's get kookoo, aha. Let's get kookoo in here. Let's get kookoo, aha. Let's get kookoo in here.Let's get kookoo, aha. Let's get kookoo in here! Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya!" finishing strongly.
"That was fun! Now I want another Pepsi," Damien spoke up.
"How about drinks all around!" Jimmy boasted. He handed out more cans so that everybody got one. "Okay, 3, 2, 1, GO!" he commanded. Everyone guzzled it down.
"I'm telling you, this ain't Pepsi," Robin said as he and the others passed out.
Jake-You liar.
Me-Huh?
Jake-You own something besides the plot! Billie, Damien, and Jimmy!
Me-Okay, fine. I own Billie, but Damien is the guy from 'Sisters' and Jimmy is from that Green Day album, 'American Idiot'.
Jake-Oh WHAT-EVER! Bring on Chapter Six!
