Jake-I'm tired of rumors startin', I'm sick of being followed...
Me-Why are you singing Lindsay Lohan? She is a bimbo!
Jake-She's hot.
Me-(Slaps forehead) Just read Chapter Six.
Chapter Six-Once Upon A December
Starfire and Raven were strolling through the park while it was snowing out. "Ooh, it is gloriously beautiful!" Starfire exclaimed.
"Yeah, but I kinda wish I wasn't so angry at Beast Boy. Then I could enjoy it more," Raven agreed.
" in the woods.
"Oh, wow. A piano!" she yelled, running towards a shiny black object clearly tossed aside. Starfire, completely oblivious to the piano, kept whining, "I miss Robin so much. I hope he comes back before the disappearance of the snow. If not, this will become a faded memory."
"I am so playing this," Raven remarked as she began to play a sad tune.
"You know, since he's been gone, it seems like Robin himself has become a faded memory to me," Starfire admitted as she began to sing.
"Dancing bears, painted wings, things I almost remember. And the song someone sings, once upon a december. Someone holds me safe and warm. Horses prance through a silver storm. Figures dancing gracefully, across my memory!"
Soon, all the shadows of Starfire's past began to dance in gowns and suits. Even Raven danced with Beast Boy. Her family, her friends, even those back on Tamaran were dancingowns and suits. Even Raven danced with Beast Boy. Her family, her friends, even those back on Tamaran were dancing. "Someone holds me safe and warm. Horses prance through a silver storm. Figures dancing gracefully, across my memory!" She spun around and saw she was in a sparkiling yellow dress. Robin's shadow came and danced with her. Yet, she kept singing, "Far away, long ago! Glory dim as an ember! Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember." Robin spun her one last time and and gave her a soft kiss on the forehead.
"And the song someone sings, once upon a december," she finished as Robin's hand slipped away.
"Star, Star, wake up, it's snowing," Raven shook her awake.
"Raven? What happened? I was singing and dancing with Robin right here in the park!" Starfire exclaimed, sitting up. Her hair was covered in snow. She shook it off and looked at Raven.
"Singing? Dancing? Ha, you must have been dreaming. I was playing the piano and you were asleep within two seconds," Raven told her.
"So, it was all a dream," Starfire realized, "Oh, do I miss Robin that much?"
"Apparently, yes," Raven answered.
"That's not fair!" Starfire yelled, "It was a very 'cool' dream!"
"Please, no puns," Raven complained, "I know it's snowing out, but come on!"
"That is not the point!" Starfire shouted.
"Whatever, we should get home," Raven suggested.
"Okay," Starfire agreed. They walked out of the park in silence.
Meanwhile, in Santa Monica, Robin and the others were waking up as well.
"What happened?" Damien asked.
"That isn't Pepsi," Robin explained once again.
"No, it's Pinot Grigio," Jimmy announced.
"Why the hell do we have wine in our Pepsi's?" Damien questioned.
"It's what Headmaster wants," Jimmy said. Everybody's mouths dropped open.
"How would you know?" Billie wondered aloud.
"Because I'm St. Jimmy, his favorite student," Jimmy stated sadly, "I've seen students come and go, just because they didn't meet his standards. Four years I've been here, four freakin' years!" Robin shivered and his need for Starfire began to grow. "I'm so sick of this place. I've seen enough of my peers tortured at this school. It's just...sickening," Jimmy ranted.
"But why? What does this school have to hide?" Robin demanded. But before Jimmy could answer, a teacher came into the room.
"Jimmy, Headmasteer wishes to see you. He claims you've been a naughty boy," the teacher announced, grabbing Jimmy by his arms.
"No, not again. Please not again!" Jimmy screamed while being dragged out of the room. The other boys just stared in horror, watching, waiting.
Jake-A PIANO! ANASTATIA! PINOT GRIGIO! ARE YOU INSANE!
Me-Yes. (Nods head slowly)
Jake-Cool! I wanna read Chapter Seven!
