Me-Okay, this chapter is probably the shortest out of the entire fanfic. After this they'll get longer.

Jake-That's great! Um, for your tenth chapter landmark, I bought you these...

Me-The Phantom of the Opera book series! Squeal! You rock my sock, Jake!

Jake-Ooooooooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyy...


Chapter Ten-Class

Starfire let out a large sigh as she and Raven sat on the couch, bummed out.

"Please, why has not Robin even written me a letter?" she complained.

"Because he's rude, like Beast Boy, who called me Terra and a whorebiscut," Raven angrily whined back, "not to mention Jinx and Cyborg just abruptly leaving."

"It's like Earth people have no manners nowadays!" Starfire exclaimed. Raven went to the radio, turned it on, tuned it, and sat back down.

"Whatever happened to fair dealings, pure ethnics, and nice manners?" she sang, "Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class?"

"Class," Starfire agreed, "Whatever happened to 'Please may I,' 'Yes, thank you,' and 'How charming'? Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass! Whatever happened to class?"

"Oh, there ain't no gentleman to open up the doors! There ain't no ladies now, there's only pigs and whores! And even kids'll knock ya down so they could pass! Nobody's got no class!" they sang in unison.

"Whatever happened to old values," Raven sang.

"And fine morals," Starfire added.

"And good breeding."

"Now no one even says 'oops' when they're passing their gas!"

"Nobody's got no class!" they exclaimed again, "Oh, there ain't no gentleman that's fit for any use, and any girl'd touch your privates for a duce!"

"And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass," Starfire sang.

"And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass," Raven repeated.

"Nobody's got no class!"

"All you read about today is rape, and theft," Raven belted out.

"Jesus Christ!" Starfire exclaimed to Raven's surprise, "Ain't there no decency left?"

"Nobody's got no class!"

"Every guy is a snot!" Starfire sang angrily.

"Every girl is a twat!" Raven sang angrier.

"Holy shit."

"Holy shit."

"What a shame."

"What a shame."

"What became of class?" the girls finished strongly.

"Star, you have every right to be mad at Robin when he gets home. He's supposed to be back soon, yet, no word from him," Raven said.

"Yes, and you should scold Beast Boy as well," Starfire agreed, "But, why DO you hate Terra so much?"

"She stole Beast Boy, then broke his heart," Raven answered.

"She also sacrificed herself to save us."

"Yet she's done unforgivable things to the team. The betrayal, the assasination attempts. You may be a formidable person, Star, but I'm not. I loathe her for her actions." Suddenly, Beast Boy and Terra entered the main room. "Hey guys! Beast Boy accidentally brought me to life!" Terra shouted.

"Speak of the devil," Raven murmured.

"Terra is your father?" Starfire asked.

"It's a figure of speech," Raven stated as she passed Beast Boy and Terra, "Now, if anybody needs me, I'll be in my room."

"I'll go talk to her," Terra told them.

"Yeah, like we promised," Beast Boy said hopefully.


END OF ACT I
Jake-THAT'S JUST ACT I!

Me-Yup.

Jake-It was ten chapters long!

Me-Oh well, time to start Act II! Chapter Eleven shall be up soon!