Me-Sorry for the long wait, something was up with my computer. MY BRAND-NEW COMPUTER! Grrr...

Jake-Sorry to hear that.

Me-You're so nice.

Jake-Actually, I'm just here for the story.

Me-Well, darling, get ready, cause here's...


ACT II


Chapter Eleven-Barbie Girl

"Cyborg, I'm going to open the window," Jinx said as the couple was settling in their ground floor apartment in the west side of New York. Living in the ghetto was not exactly what they expected, but they managed. "Ugh! What is that smell!" she exclaimed.

"Stoners," Cyborg replied, looking out the window.

"Whatever. I have my first audition in an hour. I MUST practice," she boasted.

"Don't get concieted," he warned.

"Whaddya mean?" she asked.

"Don't turn into one of those Barbie girls," he responded. Just then, the smoke from the drugs outside got those two stoned. Jinx turned around to see Cyborg pull up in a car and shout, "Hiya Barbie!"

"Hi Ken!" she shouted back, half-oblivious and half-confused.

"Want to go for a ride?"

"Sure Ken!"

"Hop in!"

Once in the 'car', Jinx started to sing, "I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, and dress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!" Cyborg sang quickly.

"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, and dress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"I'm a blonde little girl in the fantasy world. Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your darling!" she sang in a high-pitched voice.

"You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour in pink! Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky!"

"You can touch, you can play, if you say: 'I'm always yours', uu-oooh-u! I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, and dress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"Ah-ah-ah-yeah!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"Ah-ah-ah-yeah!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo!" she cooed, and started the next verse, "Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please! I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees!"

"Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again! Hit the town, fool around, let's go party!"
"You can touch, you can play, if you say: 'I'm always yours', you can touch, you can play, if you say: 'I'm always yours'!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"Ah-ah-ah-yeah!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"Ah-ah-ah-yeah!"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo!" she finished, then spoke, "Oh, I'm having so much fun!"

"Well, Barbie, we're just getting started," he told her.

"Oh, I love you Ken!" she shouted, hugging him, closing her eyes.

"I'm not Ken!" Cyborg said, confused, "The drugs must've made you crazy." The poor girl looked up and saw that they were in the shabby apartment. "Damn," she thought aloud, "What are they smoking out there?"

"Dunno, but it got us stoned really fast," Cyborg replied. Suddenly, they heard small bouts of laughter. It was Edgar cracking up.

"Aww, his first laugh!" Jinx fawned over the baby sweetly.

"Wait! He's stoned too! Aww, how cute! His first high!" Cyborg exclaimed. Jinx punched his arm, then looked at the clock.

"Eek! I gotta go! I have an audition!" she yelled, rushing out the door. Edgar began to cry when Jinx was leaving because the walls started to crack.

"Jinx, if you nail this audition, can we buy a better place?" Cyborg whined.

"Of course, now wish me luck!" she promised.

"Break yo' legs!" he shouted as she went outside, shooed away the stoners, and grabbed a taxi.


Jake-This chapter is going to make you the most hated fanfiction writer ever!

Me-Why?

Jake-You can't make Jinx be a Barbie and Cyborg be Ken! AND OOPSIE ME! I FORGOT THE WHOLE STONING A BABY THING!

Me-This? This is only the beginning of Act II, my friend. There is MUCH more to come! Mua-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!

Jake-Jake is scared to the point of talking about himself in the third person.

Me-Well GET READY, cause Chapter Twelve is comin' actha soon, and it has my favorite song in it.

Jake-Okay. I'm ready.

Me-Good. (More spewing maniacal laughter)