Me-Hello, hello! So sorry for the wait friends.
Jake-This chapter's worth it!
Me-Um...
Jake-What?
Me-You haven't read this chapter yet.
Jake-It's called good advertising! Whatever...bring it on!
Me-Okay! Here's Chapter Eighteen!
Chapter Eighteen-The Tripleness (Heart of Gold/Take Me Out/Animal Crackers in My Soup)
Starfire arrived first, ringing the doorbell. After she got inside, Robin and Cyborg came with Damien and Billie. Beast Boy strolled in last. They all went upstairs to meet up with Raven and Terra. Everybody greeted each other. Cyborg and Robin saw Terra and gave her hugs. Damien and Billie introduced themselves. At last, however, Starfire saw Robin.
"Robin, you are alive!" Starfire exclaimed.
"No, Starfire, it just took me awhile to get home," Robin explained.
"Especially after his encounter with somebody," Billie smugly said.
"Yes, somebody with the initials Michael Jackson," Damien told everyone. Terra and Raven looked at each other, then shouted, "Damn!"
"And I realized I can't live without you," Robin professed to Starfire, to many annoying "Aww"'s. There was no music anywhere, so Robin winged it a capella, "Where will I find a treasure like the love from a heart of gold? Ever-trusting and sweet, and awaiting my pleasure. Rain or shine, hot or cold. Far from beyond all measures, even now in the hands I hold. Where will I find that one treasure of treasures? The love from a heart of gold."
"Robin, this is the nicest thing anyone's sang for me!" Starfire grinned.
"Well, I'm in a romantic mood today. I feel like playing by the bay and eating some hay, we just may, whaddya say?" Robin replied. After everyone gave him a quizzical look, Starfire eased the tension by singing,"Where will I find a treasure like the love from a heart of gold? Ever-trusting and sweet, and awaiting my pleasure. Rain or shine..."
"Rain or shine..." Robin repeated.
"Hot or cold!"
"Hot or cold!"
"Far from beyond all measures, even now in the hands I hold. Where will I find that one treasure of TREASURES!" Starfire screeched. Robin held his ears as they both finished, "The love from a heart of gold."
Everybody clapped as the couple smooched. Cyborg then stopped the clapping in order to say, "Not to, uh, spoil the moment, but I feel that I should announce that Jinx and I are getting an annulment because she's a slutty-slutty-slut-slut!"
"Jinx, huh? That name sounds familiar," Billie suspiciously said.
"Whatever. I still like her, but she's the one who's done unforgivable things. Yeesh. I need to sing," Cyborg said as he pressed a button on his arm to make music play. Grabbing a bullet-microphone, he began to sing, "So if you're lonely, you know I'm here waiting for you. I'm just a cross-hair, I'm just a shot away from you. And if you leave here, you leave me broken, shattered I lie. I'm just a crosshair, I'm just a shot, then we can die. I-I-I, I know I won't be leaving here with you."
The rest of the teens started to interpretive dance to the beat, as Cyborg did the same. As soon as the interlude was over, he sang, "I say, don't you know? You say you don't know. I say take me out! I say you don't show. Don't move, time is slow. I say take me out! I say you don't know. You say you don't go. I say take me out."
The others snapped their fingers West Side Story-esque as the singer belted out, "I know I wont be leaving here with you. I know I wont be leaving here. I know I wont be leaving here with you. I know I wont be leaving here with you."
Soon, everybody was doing the dorkiest dances they could, and the half-robot did The Robot while singing, "I say don't you know. You say you don't know. I say take me out! If I move this could die. Eyes move this can die. C'mon...take me out!"
Everybody else was so exhausted from dancing, they all sat on the couch and watched Cyborg finish up the song, "I know I wont be leaving here with you. I know I wont be leaving here. I know I wont be leaving here with you. I know I wont be leaving here with you!"
"Feeling better?" Beast Boy asked.
"Much," Cyborg responded.
"I'm glad you're over her," Terra mentioned, grabbing a bowl of soup and a pack of animal crackers. She sat down on the couch.
"That's a different snack," Billie sarcastically remarked.
"Insult my cravings, will ye? Well then, HIT IT RAVEN!" Terra shouted, as Raven began to to play a xylophone. Where it came from, no one knows, or cares for that matter.
"My mother said My little pet, you oughta learn the alphabet. So in my soup I used to get all the letters of the alphabet. I learned them all from A to Z, and now my mother's given me..." Terra began singing, forcing everyone to be hooked on her every word. Suddenly, she boomed into the chourus, "Animal crackers in my soup! Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop. Gosh, oh gee, but I have fun, swallowing animals one by one! In every bowl of soup I see, lions and tigers watching me. I make 'em jump right through a hoop, those animal crackers in my soup!"
Soon, Raven went psycho with the xylophone, playing a cheery interlude. After that, though, Terra sang in a rythmic beat, "When I get hold of the 'Big bad wolf', I just push him under to drown! Then I bite him in a million bits, and I gobble him right down!" With a large breath, she finished with, "When they're inside me, where its dark, I walk around like Noah's ark. I stuff my tummy like a goop with animal crackers in my soup!"
"That was...random," Robin attempted to complement.
"I thought that was hot," Damien stated with a lovesick look.
"Gee, thanks. You're hot," Terra responded with her lovesick look.
"Yes! Woo!" Damien shouted fainting.
"I love you Robin!" Starfire told him.
"I love you too, Star!" Robin screamed back.
"I love...myself!" Cyborg exclaimed. Beast Boy and Raven looked at each other, but suddenly looked away.
"It's been a long day, I'll be in my room," she announced. Raven left the main room, and Beast Boy muttered, "Here we go, time to apologize," as he grabbed his guitar and exited.
Jake-Whoa. That WAS worth the wait.
Me-Yup.
Jake-Three songs! It was a nostalgia of amazingness!
Me-Well, two more chapters to go!
Jake-Are Beast Boy and Raven going to make up?
Me-NO.
Jake-What!
Me-YES.
Jake-Is this your way of telling me that you're not going to tell me?
Me-Exactly.
Jake-Yeesh! The tension is already killing me!
Me-Chapter Nineteen is next. Stay tuned!
