Disclaimer: I always thought these things were pointless because I am obviously not J.K. Rowling and all the familiar characters obviously belong to her.

It was Saturday night and the Gryffindor common room was very full. People were doing their homework, friends were chatting about the week, the marauders wee causing a racket and in a corner was a group of first years. These first years were discussing their plan they had made earlier that week.

"Alright, boys, what have you found out so far," Tori asked the boys in their little group.

"I have a feeling Lily and James got to all the seventh years. We asked as many seventh years as we could and all they said was 'no comment!' It gets really annoying after a while. But we won't give up," said Gregory.

"I just had a really cool idea," Adimina, a female first year exclaimed. "What if Lily and James are the boy and girl? That would be so cool!"

They murmured in agreement. It would in fact be extremely cool, seeing as they all liked James and Lily and The Boy and The Girl. It would also make their lives easier if they knew about James and Lily's years together.

"I have a plan," Tori said triumphantly. "At the next story thing try to find clues that they might accidentally give us. We have to find out if the boy and girl are really James and Lily before we do anything else."

"Is that it then? Is that the end of today's meeting," a little boy that goes by the name of Chase asked.

Tori shrugged. "I guess. We need more things to talk about to have longer meetings. Next meeting will probably be longer because we'll have more information."

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"I absolutely, positively hate you Sirius Black!" an angry Charlie screamed. She and Sirius were partnered together for the punishment McGonagall gave them.

"Don't you think I hate you too Charlie… erm… Something-or-Other," Sirius yelled back. He wanted to make Charlie embarrassed but unfortunately for him, he forgot what Charlie's last name was.

"Oh, yeah, that's nice. Why bother remembering my last name when you can go and snog some idiot senseless," Charlie said furiously. For some strange reason, she felt slightly hurt that he didn't know her last name. They have been, after all, acquaintances for the past seven years. Apparently that wasn't good enough for the almighty Sirius Black.

"I'm glad you see my ways Char. Now if you don't mind, I'm meeting my friends in the library for…something."

"You can't leave me!" Charlie yelled. "We have to go down to the Hospital Wing and entertain the poor injured people."

"You can do that while I go and talk to my friends," Sirius said with what he hoped was a convincing voice.

"NO," Charlie said angrily. She grabbed Sirius' elbow and literally dragged him down to the Hospital Wing.

"HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY AN EVIL MURDERER! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Spotting Remus, Sirius bellowed, "REMUS SHE WANTS TO KIIILLLL MEEEEE! SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Hey Charlie. What are you doing to Sirius," Remus asked trying not to laugh.

"I'm planning on killing him if he doesn't SHUT UP!"

"Oh, alright then. Have fun with that." Remus walked away cracking up.

Sirius sighed. Remus was his last hope. Now he was stuck with Charlie, the Angel of all things evil. And for some reason, he couldn't remember her last name and it was really bothering him.

When they finally got to the Hospital Wing, Sirius put on the happiest smile he could make and stepped inside. The only person in there was a very small boy who looked very frightened.

"Ahoy there, midget!" Sirius exclaimed excitedly. "My name is Sirius Black and this is Charlie…"

"This idiot here doesn't remember my last name. I'm not going to tell you what it is though but I will tell you that he used to make fun of my last name all the time"

"Isn't Charlie a boy's name? Why would your parents name you that," the boy asked curiously.

"My real name is Charlotte but everyone calls my Charlie for short."

Sirius completely zoned out of the conversation. He was trying to think of her last name. He had made fun of her because of her last name. What was it? How could he have possibly forgotten what her last name was? She was never going to forgive him now. And it was for such a stupid reason.

"Sirius! Are you paying attention to anything we were talking about?" Charlie asked, the temper getting the best of her once again.

Once upon a time ago, Charlie was the sweetest girl ever. She barely ever yelled and never got mad at anybody for two long. When she met Lily, she couldn't figure out how that girl could hold a grudge for so long. The best explanation was that Lily had red hair so she had a bad temper. But then she met Sirius.

She accidentally bumped into him at the table one breakfast and he went headfirst into the pumpkin juice. He had to get her back for that and decided to dump pudding on head during dinner. Gone were days of sweet innocent Charlotte. Sirius made a whole new meaning of the word hyperactive.

"Wait what?" Sirius asked zoning back in. "What were you guys talking about?"

"OH MY GOD! Don't you pay attention to ANYTHING?" Charlie yelled. And she was off. The two of them spent the rest of the evening yelling at each other instead of trying to entertain the poor little boy who got attacked by an owl. Fortunately, the boy found there shouting fest extremely funny and had a case of the giggles.

The whole time Sirius and Charlie yelled at each other Sirius was thinking. He was barely aware of the insults he was throwing at Charlie. He just wanted to know what her last name was. He was trying to remember the days when he was even more immature than he was now. Then it came to him.

"CONDON!" Sirius screamed triumphantly (A/N: I like that word. Lol). Then, he ran away with joy. He finally remembered her last name.

Charlie just stood there looking dumbstruck. "About time," she muttered to herself after awhile. She then slowly made her way out of the Hospital Wing without even saying goodbye to the little boy.

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"Ready Lily," James asked as they made their way down to the classroom. It was time for them to say another story to the first years.

"Yup, let's go," She said. They opened the doors and swathe first years smiling up at them.

"Good evening everyone," Lily said cheerfully.

"Good evening Lily and James," they all said.

"So, who can tell us what the story we told you last week was about?" James asked. He wanted to know whether they were paying attention last week.

A bunch of kids raised their hands. Lily called on one of them. "The Boy and The Girl went to a really small restaurant called Jinxies and managed to get lost."

Lily went slightly pink with embarrassment. Now that she heard it like that it did seem rather stupid. How could anyone get lost in a place barely any bigger than a shed?

"Righto," James said. "This week we're going to talk to you about their last day at Hogwarts in their first year. Lily?"

"Okay. So they had been on the train for quite a while now. It was getting slightly dark and they knew that the train would stop at King's Cross very soon…"

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"I don't want to go home," The Girl said. "My sister is really mean and I'll miss you guys too much." She was talking to her two friends.

"We'll write to you, don't worry," her friend said smiling. They were just about to change the topic when their compartment door swung open. Standing in the doorframe was The Boy and his friends.

"Hi The Girl," The Boy said. "I'm going to miss you over the summer break. Maybe I can go over sometime like I did on Christmas."

"Sorry, but I don't think you can," The Girl lied. "The thing is we're going on vacation so I won't be home. Sorry."

"Oh okay," The Boy said his face falling. "Well I guess I'll see you in September then. Unless I meet you in Diagon Alley. Oooo. I hope I do meet you at Diagon alley. That will make my summer." He said excitedly.

"Um okay then. Well bye," The Girl said trying to get The Boy out of their compartment. She felt bad about doing so but she had a very short temper. If The Boy kept on bugging her, she would probably yell at him and make him even more upset.

"Bye," The Boy said sadly. The Girl watched him leave bringing his friends with him.

"Why does he like me," The Girl asked. She had been wondering this ever since The Boy declared that he loved her, but she never actually voiced her thoughts. The Boy was one of the most popular boys in their year and she was just 'The Girl'. She wasn't special at all and—

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"Wait a minute," James interrupted.

"What?" Lily asked.

"The Girl doesn't know why The Boy likes her? I never knew that," James said. He had always thought it obvious why he liked Lily. Never did he imagine Lily questioning it. Maybe that's why she always turned me down, he thought hopefully. She never understood why I like her.

"Well, The Boy never actually told The Girl why he liked her. He just told her he liked her. And, well, she wasn't exactly the most popular girl in school. Wait, do you know why he likes her," Lily asked. She still didn't understand how James' mind works.

"Yes, he did. Would you like me to tell you?"

"Yes. Well no not now. We have to finish the story," Lily said slightly disappointed. She wanted to know very badly.

"We wanna hear why he likes her," Tori exclaimed speaking for all the first years.

"Okay. So James tell us. Why does The Boy like The Girl," Lily asked eagerly.

"Well, how can he not," James asked. "To him she is the most beautiful girl that ever walked the planet. She is the smartest girl in their grade and she is very funny when she wants to be. She always speaks her mind and, well, to make this shorter, she's the perfect person in the whole entire world to her."

Lily was blushing slightly. That was, perhaps, the sweetest thing James has ever said to her. The first years didn't know who he was talking about but Lily did and she thought it was so sweet. James thought she was perfect. Lily smiled at James but then remembered that she had to finish the story.

"Um yeah, so anyway the story…"

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She wasn't special at all and there were a lot more girls that were prettier than she was.

"Who knows The Girl," her friend said. "Maybe it's because you're like the only girl who isn't in love with him."

"But you guys don't like him either and I don't see him bowing at your feet. I just don't understand the logic of The Boy."

When the train stopped, they all exited and started their way towards the muggle world. "Hey the Girl!" a boy shouted from behind.

The Girl turned around and saw, who else but The Boy. He rushed over to her was holding a piece of paper. The Girl realized that it was a script of what he was going to say to her.

"I just wanted to say bye," The Boy started staring at the paper. "I really am going to miss you during the summer. I'm going to write letters to you, so hopefully my owl can find you wherever you will be. Kiss The Girl on her cheek. Wait what?" The Boy looked at the paper then back to his friends.

They were all looking at him and urging him on. He gulped and leaned in to kiss The Girl on her cheek. Unfortunately, The Girl heard him. She slapped him.

"I don't want you to kiss me," she said. The Boy look really upset and started to turn around. The Girl felt horrible for him but didn't know what to do.

"The Boy! Wait!" she yelled. She ran over to him and gave him a hug. "I'm sorry I slapped you." With that she walked over to her parents and sister and they made their way back home.

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"She hugged him," Adimina asked excitedly.

"Does that mean that she likes him," Tori asked just as excited.

"No," Lily said quickly. "She doesn't like him… yet. She just hugged him because she felt bad that she slapped him.

"Now, when you say yet do you mean she eventually does like him," James asked. He was hoping that her answer would be yes.

"I don't know. You'll just have to find out next week." Lily said smiling. "Any other questions?"

"Are you two going out," a first year asked hopefully.

"No we're not. Lily here still doesn't like me," James said as if it were all a joke. But Lily could tell that he really did care that they weren't going out.

"Okay well time to go," Lily said ignoring that pang of guilt she just received because of James.

"Awwwww," the group whined as they left the room.

"You know," Tori said as she walked out the door. "I hope The Boy and The Girl get together. I think they make a cute couple."

"How would you know that," Lily asked. "You don't even know what they look like."

"That may be true, but I picture them looking like you two," She said quickly before exiting.

"So she thinks we make a cute couple," James asked Lily.

"I guess. But that's not what's important. What's important is what we're going to tell them next week."

"Right, well I think it should be sometime in second year. Oh, I know!"

"What?" Lily asked curiously but James just smiled. "Tell me! Come on please!"

Lily bugged James about their second year story all the way to the Gryffindor Common Room.

"Alright, alright," James said. "I'll tell you."

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A/N: YAY! Sorry there's no Mel. She'll be there next time with Remus though.

Ok so here's the deal. I have the next few chapters written/planned out. The only way you're going to get me to update is if I get enough reviews so the more reviews I get, the quicker I update. Responses to reviewers:

english101- yeah I have no clue why it's called Jinxies but I thought it was a cool name so I decided to keep it lol. I had the worst case of writer's block for Trapped so I made Trisha write the next chapter. Maybe if you yell at her she'll hurry up.

Leigh A. Sumpter- it's very surprising at the number of people who have dreams about the marauders. I hope you enjoy the rest of the story!

Aya- I'm glad you enjoy my story!

Chanika Superdog- yay Marauders. Lol I put them in there just for you (not really). Swirly dancing would just get me dizzy. And I agree. Power walking is a whole lot of fun!

PoE-dA-hOe- Jinxies rox! Lol. yay! You reviewed for both chapters. I feel so special. I hope liked this chapter it was a lot harder to write than the first two chapters.

Hello potter- don't worry there's going to be a lot more James and Lily then Marauders but I felt like the story was empty without them. Plus you have to admit, Sirius totally makes the story really funny.

Xxhploverxx- Well, Lily doesn't hate James as much as she does in other stories but she definitely doesn't consider them friends… yet

Hyperrrr- haha I'm glad you enjoy the story. I've always liked the name Tori so I decided to use it.

LD- I'm so glad you like the story! I thought it was kind of stupid after I was re-read the chapter. And yay for you 'coz you can relate to it, kind of! Lol

La gansta leafy hood/AYA- hola yo. Haha shut up about the smiley! Lol

Trish/chani- yes you are an idiot but that's okay. Can you believe they got lost in such a little place! I like the first years too almost as much as Lily and James.

xxProngsxxPadfootxx- I like your sn thingy lol Sirius and James are my favorites. I wish James loved me too Lily so I'm just as pathetic lol. And Sarah I hope you enjoyed Sirius. I know I enjoyed writing about him. I love my fans forever! lol