What the Other Doesn't Know

Still More New Outfits

"Pumpkin, these outfits are getting ridiculous. You need to stop," Shego said in a tired voice as Kim showed up in an obscenely skin tight outfit. The third one this week.

"But I was told this one was better! That it wasn't as indecent! And it feels so good to stretch in it!" Kim explained as she stretched her hands over her head. The too short shirt revealed the lower half of her breasts and fucking damnit, she wasn't even wearing a bra! A freaken bra! Shego had to wipe the drool off her chin (that had mysteriously gotten there) as she eyed the girl. "Go back home and change. I can't fight you like this!"

"Ugh, fine! You are being so immature about this, I swear. It's just clothes! Why does what I wear affect our fighting?" Kim grumbled as she dejectedly walked back to her hoverpod so she could go home to change.

The next outfit wasn't any better. And it made Shego realize her hands weren't the only place on her body that could get really hot. "This outfit is so good for ducking and bending and allowing my legs to have vast mobility." Kim was demonstrating this ability to convince the villain she should keep the outfit and not have to go back and change, but the aforementioned villain was watching the other girl work those legs with a different interest in mind. Namely that damn, that flexibility would be good in other places, such as a bed, and that damn it, the girl had to be doing this on purpose. There was no way she had no clue what all that suggestive moving was doing to Shego. The green haired villain didn't even try to hide her staring anymore.

"Come on, you gotta let me keep this outfit! You didn't let me keep the others!"

"Pumpkin no," Shego said in a dead voice as she tried to control the hormones that were for some reason or another raging in her right now. "Change. Now." She was barely capable of long sentences at this point.

"Fine!" Kim threw her hands up. "But this is the last time I do this. I really wanna get this fight over with!"

"Okay..." Shego watched under a spell as Kim left , moving those wonderfully supple legs of hers, before shaking her head to try to get a grip on herself. What was wrong with her? Why were Kim's clothing changes affecting her so much?

Kim came back ten minutes later and Shego immediately took to screaming. "Okay, that's it! This is where I draw the line! Whose giving you these outfits!" Shego pointed angrily at the floor.

"Shego-"

"Don't Shego me, young lady. That's a towel! You're wearing a flipping towel to this fight!"

Kim rolled her eyes like this should be obvious. "It's not just a towel. It's a high tech-"

"Stop with the bullshit! Get rid of that right away!"

Kim heaved out a giant sigh. "Fine. If you insist." And then she slowly peeled back the towel and-

"Ahhhhh!" Shego woke up with a giant scream. There was sweat on her forehead and her heart was thumping in her chest like crazy. What-what the fuck was that? Argh! She hit her bed with her hands, not knowing if she was more upset she had woken up before she could see anything, or because ever since Kim had worn that one outfit all those fights ago she had been having dreams like this for a while.

"Kim Possible!" she growled out as she lay back into her bed and tried to go back to sleep. "I swear, one of these days..." the empty threat hung in the air.


Omake: Clothes Resolution

"Told you!" Monique said as she, Wade and Ron, laughed at the live video feed of Shego in her room on their computer. "She's been having nightmares like this for weeks!"

"You were right. I'm glad I didn't bet against you this time," Wade nodded his head.

Ron sighed. "I guess that means I owe you ten more bucks." The blonde haired boy pulled out a ten from his pocket. "Although I don't really understand why Shego is having nightmares like these. Does she have a fear of clothing?"

More a fear of a lack of clothing from a specific someone. Wade and Monique exchanged looks as they thought the same thing before giggling. "People can have very strange fears, Ron," Wade concluded mysteriously before he turned back to the screen to watch a frustrated in more than one way Shego trying to go back to sleep.