What the Other Doesn't Know
A Dip in the Pool Isn't Cool
"Oh no, Shego!" Kim cried out in worry as she watched the villainess fall into a pool of water. The two of them had been fighting at the local swimming pool. It had been Kim's day off and she had gone to the pool with Ron. The weather was hot enough and the water cool enough to help them chill. But Drakken had then had the brilliant idea to suck all the pool water out of the city's pools so that people could suffer during the heat, and he had just so happened to start with the pool Kim was at.
While Ron and Rufus went chasing after Drakken to try to dismantle his eight legged machine with a dome and water tank in back that had a hose attached in the front to suck up the water, Shego and Kim faced off as usual. But Shego was decidedly distracted and she was solely keeping her eyes on Kim's face for some reason. Was it the bikini? The hero remembered how uncomfortable Shego had been with seeing Kim not in her usual outfit. But Kim was wearing her nicest red bikini, so the villain shouldn't have any reason to complain abut it.
It must be the heat then. Yes. The heat, Kim concluded. It was hot in that green black catsuit-it sure looked like it and it stopped Shego from being able to fight well. And because Shego was distracted for some reason, she didn't see the kick Kim sent at her abdomen that sent her flying into the deep end of the pool.
That had sent Kim into a panic. What if Shego didn't know how to swim? She'd never seen the villain swimming before. She didn't want to cause her to drown! So she dove into the pool, avoiding a leg from Drakken's machine as he got closer to the pool before Ron used his grappling gun in order to wrap the wire around the leg and drag it towards him. The machine teetered and took a step back, back into the patio surrounding the pool. Kim resurfaced with Shego a second later, dropping the soaked woman onto the patio. Shego was coughing hard. Some water had gotten into her lungs, but not enough to actually warrant Kim's next actions.
"Oh no, there's too much water in your lungs. You need mouth to mouth!" Kim exclaimed with worry.
"What...? No," Shego tried to argue but her voice was too weak from all the water she had inhaled and Kim didn't hear her.
"Lay down. I think I know how to do it!" Kim pushed Shego back down.
"No, Kim wait. I'm perfectly fine, really!" Shego struggled in her hoarse voice but Kim brushed her concerns and hands aside as she straddled the other woman's waist. "Be still!" she warned as her determined face drew near. "I won't have anyone, villain, hero, or innocent, die on my watch!"
"Kim!" Shego felt something like panic and excitement hit her as Kim's lips hovered an inch away from hers, wisps of her hair escaping her bun and making a red curtain that blocked those watching from what they were doing. Not that anyone could watch them. All the people had run away at the first sign of Drakken's machine and Ron, Rufus, and the mad doctor, were both too busy fighting to focus on Kim and Shego.
"I swear I don't need-oh," Shego's words died on her tongue in a soft whimper as she could Kim's soft lips on hers. Oh my gawd! Her lips feel so nice! Holy hell, and shit-is that her tongue? Indeed Kim was slipping her tongue in between Shego's lips.
That's not what mouth to mouth means! Shego wanted to say out loud but Kim's tongue was twining around hers and suddenly her mind was going very, very, very blank as all the blood rushed somewhere else.
When Kim finally moved back, the sounds of battling returning to her, as well as her sense of where she was in the first place (admittedly she had gotten a bit wrapped up in the mouth to mouth perhaps doing it for longer than necessary, but blaming it on her need to know if it was working), she noticed that Shego was lying limply on the floor, her eyes in swirls.
"It didn't work! No, Shego don't you dare quit on me, you hear me?" Where had she gone wrong? Kim shook her nemesis by the shoulders to wake her up but all it did was make her head loll back and forth.
Omake: Someone Needs Mouth to Mouth-again
"Careful Pumpkin, with that attitude-ack! Cough cough!" Shego's evil rant had been cut off as a sudden coughing fit overtook her.
"Oh no, Shego! You need mouth to mouth!" Kim cried out in worry as she tackled the woman to the ground by the waist.
"No-cough! I don't-cough-it's just a damn tickle-cough-in the throat!" Shego tried to explain as she failed to fend Kim off. The red head had her lap straddled again and was trying to pin Shego's hands over her head, the villain jerking her hands back and forth to free then.
"It's okay, I won't mess it up this time! You can trust me!" Kim still felt a bit bad about causing Shego to pass out when she had only meant to revive her from the water.
"No, Kim-cough-that's not the problem-ah~!" Shego was once more cut off by Kim's lips on hers, and tongue in her mouth. Her hands dropped to her sides, useless to push the other away.
Kim felt the struggle stop and continued the mouth to mouth, pretty sure she was doing it right this time. She made sure to use extra tongue on this one. That's how mouth to mouth went, right? She'd never actually had to use it before, even though her life of adventure should make it more likely for it be used. Once finished, she sat up, happy to have helped Shego, only to see a familiar expression on the older woman's face.
"Oh no I messed it up again! Shego, come back to me! Don't go to the light!" Kim cried as she shook the villains by the shoulders, Shego's eyes swirls.
Omake 2: Someone is Addicted to Mouth to Mouth
"Achoo!"
"Shego!"
Shego knew where this was going. "No, Kim-No!"
"You need mouth to mouth!" Kim leapt at the older woman, who pushed her gloved hand into Kim's cheeks to keep her face away. Kim held her outstretched arms out, inches away from grabbing Shego. "NO!" Said with as much vitriol and force as possible.
"But you-"
"Kim, I sneezed. It was a fucking SNEEZE!" But Kim wasn't listening. She grabbed Shego's arm, the one holding her back, and twisted around her arm, linking her foot around Shego's and tripping her. Shego went down with a squeak. Kim's shadow fell over her and Shego raised her hands up as sweat rolled down her neck. "Kimmie, please-"
"Don't worry. I'll get it right this time!" Kim rolled up her sleeves in determination before lowering down over Shego.
"I'm not dying! It was a sne-mph!"
A/N: If only Kim knew what she was really doing, then I'm sure she'd be embarrassed.
