A/N: Oops… I forgot… Chapter 3b was not going to be entitled "A Very Interesting Journey"… It is another subchapter… BUT I PROMISE YOU… chapter 4 would be the Journey! Beware, long read ahead! Contains Limes and Language! Also contains Ecchiness! Leave a comment will you? with over 400 hits... im sure at least one of you can comment! -Getting Desperate- Sorry for any weird grammatical and spelling errors it's 3.30 in the morning as I published this...

Warning: Limes… and the occasional Language…


- Chapter 3b: A meeting with the Hokage -

Iruka... is... in... My... house...

SHIT!...

Kakashi attempted to run away... He ran as quickly as possible towards the window. As he was just about to open it, Iruka threw three Kunais toward him... Kakashi dodged them, but realised that Iruka was not aiming for Kakashi... each Kunai lodged itself into the window latch with dead accuracy, thus preventing anyone from opening the windows... including Kakashi...

Kakashi thought of using the fire exit... but Iruka blocked the way... In this pressured situation, Kakashi could not think of anything else to do... he felt trapped... in his own apartment, he felt pathetic...

Iruka walked towards Kakashi... Kakashi stepped back... this action was repeated, and soon, Kakashi was cornered... He was as good as dead... There was no running away... he would just have to face his death... Iruka now was searching for something in his equipment pouch... Kakashi thought that most likely it would be the weapon used to kill him...

Iruka finally found it... and his face broke into a grin... Iruka walked even closer to Kakashi, his hand still in the equipment pouch. Iruka was now an arm's length away from Kakashi... No use in dying scared... Kakashi opened his eyes and looked at the face of his killer... It will soon be over... Someone who Kakashi had some feelings for will kill him...

Iruka was now right in front of Kakashi... Iruka's hand pulled out the thing he searched for... Kakashi did not see it... his eyes were focused on Iruka's face...

In a flash Iruka's hand moved towards the direction of Kakashi's stomach... Kakashi wanted to keep his eyes open... wanted to see the way and day he died... but he did not... He shut his eyes...

It was the end...

"Arrrgggghhh!" Kakashi screamed in pain... clutching his stomach. He fell down to the floor and was now rolling around making noises of pain.

"What the hell are you doing?" Iruka asked in an annoyed tone… staring at Kakashi, who was now in the foetal position. Kakashi opened his eyes… He looked down… There was no wound! He just could not believe what he just did… he could NOT believe that he started a commotion without even getting hurt…

"Ahem…" Kakashi cleared his throat as he stood up… He faced Iruka and asked "What are YOU doing here?" then he noticed that Iruka was holding up a scroll… "Oh…" Kakashi said, realising that it had the seal of the Godaime Hokage.

Iruka handed Kakashi the scroll… "The Hokage would like you to immediately reply after reading that scroll; I will be accompanying you when that happens…"

Kakashi was not really paying attention to Iruka's ramblings… he was more interested at what the Hokage had written in the scroll…


S-Class Mission no. 23N89GD001
(ANBU office Seal)

This Mission requires you and your teammates to complete it within a maximum period of 2 Months. Failure of this mission will cause an automatic DEMOTION of Rank. The Konoha ANBU office grants holder and his/her teammates of this S-Class Mission Scroll free access between borders of ALL allied countries. Diplomatic Immunity is granted if you or your team members encounter trouble with the respective countries' law enforcement system. Diplomatic Immunity cannot be claimed for the laws stated in Paragraph 28, Section 3 of the Allied Countries Universal Law Decree.

This mission requires you to deliver…

Kakashi knew practically everything by heart... this was practically the hundredth S-Class mission scroll he received... so he just skimmed through it. Iruka was still lecturing about "procedures" in the background...

Team Leader of this mission, Hatake Kakashi - Jounin, will not be held responsible for any occurrence of death, injury or disability to the following accompanying Ninjas:

ANBU: -None-

Jounin: -None-

Chuunin: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and Umino Iruka.

Genin: -None-

Paragraph 16, Section 5, Subsection 34d states that in the event of death, the team...


"Well it seems pretty standard, bla bla bla... MmmmHmmm... Right... signature and Seal Stamp... Once the team captain signs this scroll, there will be no changes allowed... Okay..." Kakashi muttered to himself... he took out his pen and signed the damn thing, wanting to get over it...

He stamped his seal and then handed the scroll to Iruka who was still talking incessantly in the background...

"... A shinobi of the leaf must always respect the differences of other countries' shinobi... Under no circumstance can he or she just... OW!" Iruka ended... Kakashi got tired of waiting and poked Iruka in the ribs with the scroll...

"Done yet?" Kakashi said, tonelessly. Iruka was rubbing that sore spot where Kakashi jabbed the scroll at him... Iruka then proceeded to open the scroll to counter sign it, being the messenger of the scroll... Once he was finished he pocketed the scroll.

"We have to go meet the Hokage now..." Iruka said walking towards the door. Kakashi merely sighed as he followed the Chuunin ninja. Somewhere in his brain he felt as though something was wrong... but immediately dismissed it because Iruka does not seem mad at him and seems to have forgotten about everything...

The cool morning air was pleasant... the sky had a purplish tinge to it, as the sun has not fully risen... Kakashi felt as though this was the best time to apologize for what happened yesterday so he broke the silence...

"Ne... Iruka, about last night..." Kakashi started... but he was immediately cut short as Iruka announced that they were going to arrive soon. Kakashi sighed... maybe it wasn't the best time after all... he thought as he jumped from roof to roof. In his head he felt as though there was something wrong... something that he overlooked... was it his backpack? No... It couldn't be he checked and rechecked it last night... what could it be?

Kakashi was too busy thinking to realize that they had reached the Hokage Building. So he continued on... jumping from roof to roof... Ignoring Iruka's yells... "OI! The Hokage is over HERE!"

Iruka was getting annoyed with Kakashi's antics this morning... so he did the most obvious thing the get Kakashi's attention... He threw a kunai at him...

Kakashi evaded the attack... while still in deep thought... BIG MISTAKE! Attached to the kunai was a Short Fuse Baku Tag... Kakashi noticed it just in time... He did the necessary hand seals and shouted out "Kawarimi no Jutsu!"... The Baku Tag exploded at the same time as the "Bamph" effect of the Jutsu...

Kakashi appeared moments later where Iruka was waiting. "What did you do that for!" Kakashi shouted... Iruka looked at Kakashi's face as he coolly replied with "For fun..."

Kakashi was taken aback by this answer... that wasn't the usual Iruka he knew... This Iruka was different from just now... This Iruka wasn't the "stick in the ass" Iruka he knew... This Iruka was fun, in a sadistic and evil way... and Kakashi liked sadistic and evil... this Iruka reminded him of yesterday night...

"Are you done staring at me with your mouth open? You're getting drool all over your uniform..." Iruka asked impatiently... Kakashi snapped back to reality... "No I wasn't!" with that Kakashi checked to see it there was drool...

"Hehe, gotcha!" Iruka laughed... he actually made Kakashi fall for it... "Come on, the Hokage is Waiting..." and with that he went into the Hokage building... leaving a shocked Kakashi alone outside...

This morning just keeps getting weirder and weirder... He pushed open the doors leading to the waiting hall of the Hokage Building. He walked across the hall, up the stairs, down another hallway and was stalled by the Hokage guard ninjas... they both look like they were interrupted by Kakashi's presence...

Kakashi never really bothered remembering the names of these two... he called one of them Senbon, because of the senbon needle in his mouth and the other Scarface, due to the scars on his face... "Yo! Sen...Err... Ohayo!" Great save! Kakashi thought to himself... he almost called them Senbon and Scarface...

"What is your business here, Kakashi? Its 5.30 in the morning!" Scarface asked. Kakashi sighed... he really didn't want to deal with anyone right now... so he tonelessly answered "the Hokage summoned me... something about my S-Class mission..."

"Where is your missions scroll? If it was really your Mission you would have it..." Senbon said... Kakashi was annoyed with this "Procedure" so he rummaged his pockets, where he keeps his mission scrolls, to get proof... but...

"Err... I don't have it... Just now, Iruka... he has the scroll..." Kakashi said his right hand rubbing the back of his head... "He just passed by didn't he?"

"No one passed us other than the Hokage herself this morning..." They exclaimed together... Scarface had his hands to his hips... "If you have no business, please leave" Senbon said... For a brief moment Kakashi saw a bruise on Senbon's neck... that bruise awfully looked like a hickey... Hmmm... That would have explained the general bitchyness this morning... Kakashi was just about to point out the now obvious hickey when Shizune popped out of nowhere walking with a pile of Papers... She was headed to the Hokage's office...

The three stared at her... what was she doing here this early? Shizune was now a few feet away from them... she looked awfully unsteady and with the help of gravity, the papers fell to the floor...


- Lime starts HERE! -

"Shit... today just isn't my day..." Shizune muttered as she held up her robe and bent down to pick up the papers... exposing, other than her legs, her white lace panties...

All three of them stared... Kakashi looked away, fearing his life in case Shizune found out, and saw that there were no reaction from Senbon... but Scarface had an obviously horny look on his face... Kakashi in turn stared at Scarface, which in turn caused Senbon to stare at Scarface too... this caused a few things to happen...

Kakashi just looked upon the scene with great interest...

Senbon realized that Scarface was looking at Shizune, Senbon Nudged Scarface in the ribs hard... Scarface then jolted out of his horniness and returned that painful nudge... Senbon got annoyed at Scarface and announced to Scarface that there wasn't going to be anymore "Tea Time Treats" for a week... Scarface began to plead to Senbon to reduce the punishment... Senbon crossed his arms and also announced that he might also take away "After Dinner Mints"... With this, Scarface cried... Senbon looked at Scarface and patted his back with a look of pity on his face... Scarface buried his face in Senbon's chest and cried... Senbon hugged Scarface tightly... Scarface apologized and cried even harder... Senbon then held up Scarface's face and kissed him softly on his lips, saying that he was just kidding... Scarface returned the kiss and began to tongue Senbon... Senbon tongued Scarface back... Both Senbon and Scarface moaned... Scarface began nibbling Senbon's ear... Senbon moaned with approval... Senbon then rubbed his hand on Scarface's bulge... They both began to explore each other's body with their hands... Senbon then reach down and began to unzip Scarface's pants...

"ZZzzzzippp..."

"Err...Can one of you help me?" Shizune interrupted... Scarface and Senbon Came back to reality... Kakashi stared daggers to Shizune... just a little bit more and who knows what could have happened!

Senbon wiped his mouth... Scarface had a look of horror on his face... Senbon was the first to speak... "Uhhh... sure... let me help..." He then walked over to Shizune and helped her to not only pick up the paper, but to pick up, organize, arrange and collate them as well using Reference Numbers, Class of mission, Priority and even Date of Submission. His face beet red as he did it...

"Thanks!" Shizune said happily... "And don't worry... I'll keep it a secret" with that she winked. She then continued her way to the Hokage's office... She noticed that Kakashi was there...

- Lime Ends HERE! -


"Kakashi! Aren't you supposed to be with the Hokage right now?" Shizune said in a serious tone... "You know, your tardiness is going to get you onto Hokage-sama's bad side eventually!"

Shizune was angry..."He was supposed to go visit Godaime at 5am... Something about an S-Class Mission..." Shizune put down the pile of papers and began rummaging her pockets... "Here, I have a copy of the Missions Scroll" she handed it to Scarface... "Why did you not allow him access!"

Scarface now spoke... his voice dryer than the deserts of the wind country... "It was procedure..." as he opened up the scroll to check its contents... "... we can't let just anybody pass through... that would be a national security breach!"

"Then what about all those times Naruto barged in? Did I not tell you that he was not allowed to visit the Hokage anytime he wanted!" Shizune stared at them both... "What were you doing then? Off to some corner to make out?"

Scarface and Senbon exchanged glances... "Well... we were just..." Senbon replied... but he was cut short... "I don't care! Kakashi, You, Now, Follow me!" Shizune then dragged Kakashi by his jacket collar towards the Hokage's Office... she left the papers she was carrying on the floor... Kakashi, at that moment of time, made a mental note to never ever get on Shizune's bad side...

"Err... Shizune... I think you forgot something..." Kakashi said... "Doesn't matter!" She replied...


- Lime starts HERE! -

When they were far away from Senbon and Scarface Shizune suddenly stopped... Kakashi, feeling that something was wrong, attempted to break the silence... "Err... This isn't the Hokage's Office"

Shizune turned around... she was partially un-robed Kakashi can see her panties and also her bra... Both of them White Lace... "I know..." she replied in what seems to be a sexy voice...

Kakashi didn't know how to react so he just kept still... Shizune practically jumped Kakashi... Pinning him to the floor... Kakashi's brain could not catch up with the events... he was still at the part where Shizune turned around to reveal her undergarments...

Shizune now attacked Kakashi's mouth, starting with light kisses then, with her teeth; she pulled down Kakashi's face mask... she then continued the assault on Kakashi's Mouth... She licked Kakashi's lips to gain access, which Kakashi gladly allowed... In a matter of seconds, Shizune's tongue was exploring every inch of Kakashi's mouth...

Shizune now started straddling Kakashi's hips... the friction caused Kakashi's manhood to be aroused... It felt so good... so he decided to return the favour by gently running his fingers along her inner thigh... That earned Kakashi a moan of approval...

Shizune began rubbing against Kakashi and his now tenting erection... she gradually increased her speed... thus increasing Kakashi's pleasure...

"Ah..." A moan escaped Kakashi's mouth... but before he could moan again, Shizune kissed Kakashi to shut him up... she continued to rub against Kakashi... now varying the speed...

Faster... Slower... Faster... Even Faster...

Kakashi was on the verge of insanity... he was so close now... Just a little bit more... Just a little... bit...

And then Shizune stopped... she kissed Kakashi softly, and then began nibbling his ear... She licked the insides of Kakashi's ear... That sent shivers down Kakashi's spine and into Kakashi's now throbbing Erection...

"I want you..." Shizune whispered into Kakashi's ear... She licked it once more before getting off Kakashi and getting into the 69 position... She then unzipped his pants with her teeth... and tugged his pants along with his boxers to knee level... exposing Kakashi's erection...

Shizune then playfully licked the tip... "Ahhh..." Kakashi moaned... and without notice, she took all of Kakashi into her mouth... causing paralysis to Kakashi... she then began to move her head up and down... occasionally using her tongue to lick Kakashi's slit... enjoying the salty taste that was Kakashi...

Kakashi felt as though this was the best day of his life... he felt as though he needed to share the joy... so what he did was lick Shizune over her panties... "Ah..." Shizune let out a moan...

She was caught off guard and totally unprepared... "Wait..." Shizune said... "...anywhere but there..." She then continued to pleasure Kakashi... she licked Kakashi's shaft, going down then up, pausing to tease the slit once again...

Kakashi was about to burst... it was so good...

Shizune now cupped Kakashi's balls... gently squeezing them... with one final lick, and a squeeze, Kakashi came... Shouting out Iruka's name... He didn't realize it at first, but then, after recovering from that daze of flashing white lights, Kakashi had realized what a huge mistake he had done...

He looked at Shizune's face, expecting her to cry... or at least slap him... but nothing happened... instead, Shizune kissed Kakashi and lay down on top of him... Did Shizune hear what he said? He didn't think so... Shizune felt awfully happy about it...

Shizune then licked the crescent of Kakashi's ear... and whispered... "Do you wanna know something Kakashi?" She bit Kakashi's ear... "This is..." She kissed his lips... "...Payback for..." She sat up... "...What happened..." She tied the sash around her waist... "...Last Night."

With the end of that sentence, there was a "Bamph!" followed by a cloud of smoke... Kakashi felt a short kiss on his lips...

As the smoke cleared, he saw Iruka... instead of Shizune... "Gotcha!" Iruka exclaimed... as he kissed Kakashi, yet again...

Kakashi was still on the ground, not believing what just happened... In Kakashi's head two things were processed simultaneously... One was that he had a blowjob from a guy... and the other, the guy was Iruka...

The human mind was designed to handle more complex information than these, but... in Kakashi's case, these thoughts caused a severe nosebleed thus causing Kakashi to faint...

Kakashi was happy... Iruka accepted him... Yay!

- Lime ENDS here! -


"Come on... we are going to be late!" Iruka shouted as he pulled Kakashi up from the floor... Not only was Kakashi in a daze from the nosebleed, he still felt the side effects of that orgasm...

Iruka pulled up Kakashi's pants and zipped it up...

"Iruka accepts me... Yay!" was all Kakashi could think of... "Iruka accepts me... Yay!"

Iruka then fixed up both of them, the hair... the ruffled and/or bloodstained clothes... and most importantly... the trail of gooeyness that was on his own face...

He checked everything again, it was all good... they were ready to meet Tsunade... Iruka formed the Usagi, then the Ram hand seal... "Kai!" Iruka shouted... dispelling his own Genjutsu for both of them...

After doing so, Kakashi was tugged by his sleeve towards the Hokage's Office...


- Scene Break! -

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, at the north gate, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were waiting for Kakashi...

"It's seven..." Sakura muttered "Where the hell can Kakashi be?"... Sasuke was leaning on the wall, looking all cool... Naruto was sitting down, cross legged; his eyes had been shut for the past hour...

Sasuke, being the other person that was awake, "Tch-ed" at Sakura...

In Sasuke language that could mean many things... It could be "Get away, I'm too tired to deal with you..." or "Shut up... I don't care" or "Heh, I'm WAY better than you in EVERYTHING!" or... Well... It could mean many things...

"Sasuke-kunnnn..." Sakura said... again with that annoying creepy voice... "Let's eat breakfast together..." With that she showed Sasuke a big basket filled to the brim with food...

Sasuke was now conflicted... he was hungry, but he didn't want to make it seem as though he was accepting her... So, Sasuke just stood there thinking... not making a sound... Head lowered, making his face look really scary...

"Err... don't worry Sasuke... We can always eat it together later if you want..." Sakura said... slowly backing away from Sasuke... At that time Sasuke had an idea...

"Sure sakura, I'll have some... wait a sec..." Sasuke said as he walked over to Naruto... "Sorry for doing this Naruto, but you will get over it..." Sasuke muttered under his breath... and a second later, he kicked Naruto...

"It hurts me more than it hurts you..." Sasuke said to himself, as he watched Naruto fly a few feet... "Oi... Dobe! Get up! There's food..." Sasuke said, assuming his 'I'm your rival' attitude...

At the mention of food, Naruto woke up... In fact he didn't feel a single thing from that kick... "Food?" Naruto asked, in semi-slumber... he rubbed his eyes... He then saw the basket in Sakura's hands...

He made a beeline for the food basket... saying something along the lines of "I'm Hungry..."

Shit... It was too late... Sakura couldn't hide the basket... Naruto was like the undead... when he wanted something, he didn't care if he got beaten or injured... as long as he gets what he wants... which in the end he always did...

Of all the things in the world... why did she pack homemade ramen? She slaved over kneading the dough for Sasuke... and in the end... Naruto is going to finish everything...

Naruto was now in front of her... he pried open the basket cover with his grubby little undead hands... "Raaaa...Mennnn..." He fished out a bowl, a handful of ramen, the flask that contained the stock and a pair of disposable chopsticks...

And he started eating... Both Sasuke and Sakura stared at Naruto... and both of them sighed at the same time... both of them had different reasons though... Sakura sighed for admitting defeat while Sasuke sighed at the cuteness of Naruto...

After practically inhaling all the Ramen... Naruto patted his stomach... "Mmmm... Sakura, oishii!" Sakura took that as a compliment at least... Sasuke, now sitting closely besides Naruto (Well as close as possible without giving obvious clues) took out a sandwich from the basket, and ate it...

"It's... okay..." Sasuke muttered...

With that, Sakura squealed in joy... "Yay!"... Sasuke now regretted what he just said... as it could very well be his doom...


- PREVIEW: Chapter 4: A Very Interesting Journey –

Kakashi seemed very tired to Team 7... It wasn't known why though, because as soon as that Naruto asked Iruka-sensei... Kakashi sensei used Sennen Goroshi on him.

So we simply refrained from talking or asking about Kakashi sensei... It looks like he would need some Quiet Time... with that, the Chuunin team-members kept their distance from their sensei. Occasionally, their sensei would turn back... give his team-mates a reassuring grin. That simply made things worse, because now they think of Kakashi as a lunatic.

The background was not exactly helping... it was a wide open field of yellow flowers, all in bloom... but far away, you can see malicious storm clouds. It was as though something bad was gonna happen to them... and the person doing the said bad things would be their teacher. Incidentally, the flowers resembled Naruto's Hair... and the Storm Clouds, grey as they are, kind of resembled Kakashi...

Naruto gulped at this sudden piece of information, and began staring at Kakashi, ready to run away at any weird body movements. Practically nothing happened, there were however MANY false alarms. Many of those false alarms, however, ended up in Naruto hurting himself.

The Chuunin of Team 7 didn't know their destination... only Kakashi and Iruka knew. But they knew roughly that they were heading north...

After hours of traveling by foot, they finally arrive at the border of the Village of the Sound... Everyone began staring at Sasuke...

TO BE CONTINUED!

A/N: So finally I can get back onto the main story... the story about Magic and Ninjas... Consider this chapter as an in-betweener, giving you background info about out lovely characters! Anyways now the usual: Like it? Hate it? Comment! R&R!