Disclaimer: Myahah! Did you really think that it was even conceivable that I would own something such as Naruto? I'm only 19, you know…

Warning: ; This one is definitely not as serious as the others…

Thanks to all reviewers: Ebony, Silent Victory, Nissie, Elisa Ardell, yayoi25, and Great Saiyaman


Conversation between A Boy and His Loved One


"Awww…there you go, koibito!"

"…"

"Aren't you such a pretty little guy!"

"…"

"Are you hungry? Here, I'll feed you!"

"…"

"Isn't it such a nice day out? Do you want to go out later? We can even visit your relatives!"

"…"

"Hmmm…"

"…"

"Naruto, why are you talking to your plant?"

Note: Yes, I think that Naruto is the type to speak to his plant (well, who else did he have to talk to while growing up. Someone mentioned that his hobby is gardening (according to his stats from one of the games), and we all know that he has at least one plant in his house…Oh and this is actually how I talk to my plants…