Lost Yugioh Style

Chapter Two The Freaks

Last time on Yugioh Lost

"No! My hair gel, that stupid F#KING WATER TOOK MY HAIR GEL" shouted Yami

"You may be my leader but you still have good lips" said Kaiba

"Let do this later love because I have a feeling that something bad going to happen" said Yami

While Joey was fixing the wardhog, he didn't notice that someone threw a grenade under the jeep and it explosed

"Holly shit, someone blew up the warhog" said Tea

"That bastard, is he alive" said Yugi

"Help…" said Joey but the jeep crash him

"Now he dead" said Tea

Back to the story

"Don't worry Joey, I'll try to save you" said Yugi as he punch Joey chest, "Breath Joey, just breath!"

"Stop it Yugi, he dead, he is already damn dead, just stop it!" said Tea as she cried

"Breath Joey breath!" said Yugi as he keep on punching

Soon Ryou came

"Hey Tea, why is Yugi punching on de Joey, is he nuts like a bird?" said Ryou

Name: Ryou

Age: 16

Job: To supply food and water

Hobby: Talk in a sense way

Status: He is just a weird guy

"Joey is dead and Yugi is trying to recover him" said Tea

"Don't worry, Yugi know what he doing even though it one of the most dumb things I ever see" said Ryou

"Wake up you ass hole or eles the commander will really kill you" said Yugi

"Okay, forget what I said" said Ryou

At the ship

"Let me guess, Joey is in coma and Yugi is trying to wake him up by punching his chest, are you sure that Yugi is a doctor?" said Kaiba

"No, he actually a..." said Yami

Soon they heard something moving in the forest and is was roaring very loud, like a…

"What in the hell was that?" said Tea

"It Godzilla, run for your life" said Yugi

Soon everyone run for their lives screaming and shouting

"Hey guys, I recover" said Joey but soon something shot him and he dead again as others were screaming but only Yami and Kaiba weren't screaming

"Seto, is Yugi shouting Godzilla?" said Yami

"No, but I think I know who did it but how about we just watch and wait" said Kaiba

"I like the way you think but what will we do for the time being?' said Yami

"Either watch or continue kissing" said Kaiba

Soon they kiss again

2 hour later

"So you mean to tell me that fucking robot just shot me and it was it sound wave that made that sound" said Joey

"Yes" said Yami

"But thanks for healing me commander" said Joey

"Alright, we should check if everyone is here?" said Yami

Soon he check the list of names

"Seto Kaiba" said Yami

"Here" said Kaiba

"Yugi Mutou" said Yami

"Present" said Yugi

"Tea Garderner" said Yami

"Yes" said Tea

"Joey Wheeler" said Yami

"Oh yeah" said Joey

"Robot #1" said Yami

"……"

"Okay, Ryou" said Yami but no one answer

"Alright, where the hell is Ryou?" said Yami

"Beep me, he just here a minute ago" said Joey

"Say commander, how did we get here?" said Tea

"While we are reaching our way, someone just spill some of my hair gel into the hard drive and I lost control of the ship and that why we are here so whoever spill my hair gel, spit it out" said Yami but soon Joey spit out on the ground, "Joey, for the love of ra, why did you did that!"

"You say to spit it out" said Joey

"It just an action word" said Kaiba

"Oh, I thought he mean it" said Joey

But soon Yami felt sick that he hold his stomach

"Hey Commander, are you feeling alright?" said Kaiba

"Don't worry, I just felt a sudden pain, that all" said Yami

"Excuse me" said the guy

"Who are you?" said Yami

"Thristan Taylor sir" said Thristan

"I don't see your name on the list" said Yami

"So he must have kill Ryou, die you bitch!" said Joey as he shoot Thristan at the chest with the pistol

But soon Yami turn the page and he found his name

"Oh, here it is" said Yami

"Joey, you just kill him and where did you get the gun?" said Tea

"From my mind, just like my dreams" said Joey

"Don't worry guys, he alright, he will wake up in about 3..2..1" said Yugi and soon he woke up

"You son of a bastard, why did you fucking do that, you could almost kill me" said Thristan

"But at least you are alive" said Joey

"But now what will we do commander" said Kaiba

Soon Ryou ran to them

"Guys, I found a pile of weapons, follow me" said Ryou

Soon they follow him and they forgot to bring the robot with them, when they left, a pink alien went to the robot

"Oh, I found myself a sexy human" said Malik, the pink alien

End opf Chapter Two

Well people, I finish the second chapter

And I will let you in the secrets, if you think that Tea is the one is pregnant, well it not but I will tell you maybe in the next chapter, please review