What the Other Doesn't Know

Prank War

A/N: Just some mindless fluff for April Fool's Day with the oblivious duo. It's not part of any timeline, just a fun little snippet. As for the Anime Arc, I will be still continuing that-there's about two chapters left.

Crime never took a holiday, which sucked, because Shego happened to like some of the holidays and would have wanted to be able to celebrate them.

Such as April Fool's day. She liked causing mischief for others and would have loved being able to have a free day so she could discreetly carry out her pranks. As it was, she was forced to commit her pranks while in the midst of stealing or fighting on missions and thus her choices were a bit limited. But the expressions on her victims faces were worth the inconvenience.

Drakken was always easy to prank. One time, before a mission, Shego had woken up at the buttcrack of dawn and cleaned out all his inventions from his lab leaving a singular note for him there that claimed his inventions had become sentient and left, saying they weren't going to put up with his squalid work conditions and low pay. Upon waking up, Drakken had found an empty lair awaiting him with such a note and he had freaked out.

"My inventions are going to form an army and fight me! I must retaliate against them and quickly, before they get to me!" He had set off into a feverish frenzy to build up an army of robots to protect him.

That had been Shego's prank on him one year. Other years consisted of smaller pranks like hiding his mattress, putting flies in his food, burning his clothes, and her tweezing his uni-brow while he slept, giving him a full face make-over, complete with blush and a beauty mark. He had attended a villain meeting like that, and had no clue why the others kept snickering at him every time he spoke. He figured it had to be because he'd made some funny jokes at the meeting and the others were finally appreciating his humor.

She also played pranks on the henchmen but their reactions were never as funny as Drakken's. Or as Kim's and her goofy sidekick. Anytime her missions matched with the duo's on this given day, she'd have some pranks prepared. For example, she'd leave a taco from Bueno Nacho for Ron and he'd try to grab it, only for her to pull it away from him by using the thin thread she'd attached to it. He'd be confused by the sudden jumpy nature of the taco and still follow it's progress before he'd round the corner and come face to face with her fist.

No matter how many times she'd use this trick on him, he'd fall for it. Really, how stupid and gluttonous could he be?

With Kim, however, Shego had to be clever. The girl was sharp and such a cheap gimmick wouldn't work. There was also the unfortunate added bonus that Kim had been more of less avoiding Shego ever since the green skinned villain had planted a kiss on her. Well, several. And seeing how flustered the young girl got, Shego wanted to see her sweat and squirm all the more.

They had been fighting as usual. Kim trying to stop Shego and Shego trying to get away with the stolen goods. Kim was no longer getting so up in the face like she usually did in their previous fights and Shego needed that closeness so as to trick Kim. So she launched herself at the teen and right into Kim's fist, rather than dodging it. In this way, Shego took a hit right to her face and fell down onto her butt, hands circling up to her nose.

"OWWW!" she complained loudly though she was fine for the most part.

Guilt immediately flashed across Kim's face. "Uh, sorry. I didn't mean to hit you that hard. But I thought you were going to dodge my fist!" It was so cute how Kim was caring even towards an opponent, and you can bet your last dollar Shego was going to use that to her advantage.

"I think you might have broken it," Shego sniffed, removing her hands from her face. "Can you see any bumps?"

Kim shook her head.

"Come closer. You can't tell from there."

Kim looked hesitant about that but she took a couple steps closer.

"Closer," Shego goaded.

Kim crouched down in front of Shego, looking like she would flee at any moment, the close proximity unnerving her.

"So, see anything you like doc?"

"Huh?" came out of Kim's mouth before Shego struck. Her phrase had confused Kim enough to cause her fast reflexes some delay, and so Shego was able to apply a chaste kiss to Kim's lips. She tried to ignore how nice Kim's lips felt and reminded herself she was only doing this for prank purposes and not because she actually wanted to kiss Kim. It was all about tricking her.

Pulling away she saw Kim staring open-eyed at her. "Ha, April Fool's, Princess." She meant it to come out as a jeer but found herself too breathless to accomplish that successfully. That seemed to jar Kim out of her stupor and she sprung back, looking furious now.

"That's not funny, Shego." But Kim wasn't wiping her lips so maybe she wasn't as angry about that kiss as she tried to be.

"Where's your sense of humor, Kimmie." Shego got back up to her feet, stolen goods securely in her pockets. "I guess it's gone. Along with these gems." And with that Shego back flipped off of the roof building they had been battling on.

Kim ran to the edge to see if Shego had really taken a twenty story dive but the woman was standing on the roof of a hoverpod, one that Drakken was piloting.

"See you later, Kim Possible!" Drakken gloated at her, as he tauntingly flew the hoverpod past her. Kim could only glare angrily at them.

Shego waved goodbye mockingly and slid back into the hoverpod, digging the gems out of her pocket and tipping them onto the table. She immediately noticed something was wrong with them.

"These aren't the jewels I stole." She picked one up, noticing it's light weight and fake quality. "These are fake!"

How had that happened? She specifically recalled stealing real gems.

There was a scrap of paper next to them and she unfurled it to read it. April Fool's K.P

The note crumbled up between Shego's hands. Kim had switched the gems out during the kiss. She must have. Seemed like Kim knew how to play.

Shego would have to step up her own game if she wanted to truly prank Kimmie.

"Shego, you failed to steal real gems?" Drakken was not looking happy at that. "How does a so called world class thief-" he was cut off by a gloved finger to his lips.

"Shut up, and send me on another mission." Shego wasn't about to lose. She was the pranking queen. No one, and she meant no one, pranked her and got away with it!


For Shego's next prank she decided to send Kim a box of chocolates.

"Hah!" she cackled to herself. "She'll be unable to resist eating them because she's a teenager and they love sugar, and once she eats all of them, she'll gain some weight and she'll be devastated!" The villain failed to think of more appropriate villain like things she could do with the chocolates, like poison them or have them actually be poop in the shape of sweets. She sent the chocolates over to Kim's house not knowing that the teen had a plan of her own in retaliation to that.

Shego found a bouquet of red roses on her doorstep. Lifting them up and inhaling the sweet scent, she found a note attached to them. Hope you've got allergies and that these roses will cause you discomfort and endless sneezing for days to come.

Shego merely chuckled at that. "What kind of villain would I be if I had allergies. Nice try Kimmie, but you won't get me like that." Then Shego went to put the flowers into a jug of water so they wouldn't go to waste. It was time to up the game.

Shego dropped a hint that she would be 'stealing' some more jewels for Drakken at a certain local jewelry store later that day. Like she had predicted, Kim had arrived, ready to fight. "Drop the gems, Shego," Kim had demanded.

"Got some chocolate on your face, Kimmie," Shego pointed out smugly. "Been eating some sweets? Might want to be careful," she purred, striding up to Kim and pinching the skin on her exposed midriff. "You might gain some extra inches on your waistline."

Kim slapped Shego's hands away before subconsciously going to wipe her face where she did have a tiny smudge of chocolate on her lips. "I wasn't eating your chocolates. Why would I? I can't trust a villain." Kim wasn't a very good liar. "Now, stop distracting me so we can fight."

"Ha! There's where you're wrong!" Shego wagged her finger triumphantly. "I dropped a fake hint. I'm not actually here to fight you." She turned on her heel and Kim watched curiously as Shego strode over to the heavy red curtains that were there to hide a set of nice stones, but when Shego pulled the curtain away Kim found that there were replaced by a table set up for two, dinner already there, candles lit. "April Fool's!" Shego smirked evilly. Judging the surprised look on Kim's face, she had pranked her good.

"What? Got nothing to top this?"

Kim hadn't be prepared for this. But she wasn't one to back down from a challenge. And she knew she had one card she could play to still top Shego's prank. There was no way she was going to let Shego best her, even if it was something as small as a practical joke.

Kim pulled out her Kimmunicator and dialed Wade. "Hey, I need you to do me a favor..."

"Calling for backup? Can't do this by yourself?" Shego continued to taunt but Kim shot her a confident look. "Just you wait," she promised.

Not a moment later, a whole orchestra began to shuffle their way into the small store, looking uncomfortable. Setting up quickly, they sat down and began playing a slow and romantic song. "April Fool's Shego!" Kim gritted out.

"You think that's a great prank?" Shego and Kim got up into each other's faces now. "You clearly don't know who you're dealing with!" With a snap of her fingers, some more people walked into the store, these carrying cages. They flipped the doors open and a flock of white doves flew out, circling around the two of them. "Take that!"

"You think I can't take anything you dish out!? I'm offended. I thought you knew we were equals in fighting."

"Prank wars are my territory. Why can't you just take my pranks and let me have the win."

"Fat chance of that! I don't give in to evil!" Kim snapped her fingers and rose petals began falling down on them. The music of the orchestra began to swell as their gazes got more heated.

"Well, I secretly have feelings for you! April Fool's!" Shego cried out.

"Yea, well I do too! You frustrate me but challenge me like no one else and I really appreciate that!" Kim yelled. "April Fool's!"

"I like you more, so go on a date with me. April Fool's!" Shego screamed back.

"I like you more despite the fact we should hate each other so, be my girlfriend! April Fool's!"

Shego grit her teeth, frustrated by Kim's tenacity at the same time she admired it. She got down to one knee and pulled out a ring box, flicking the lid open. "April Fool's, marry me!"

"You expect me to say no, but guess what! April Fool's, I say yes!" Kim stuck out her hand angrily and Shego shoved the ring on roughly.

Meanwhile, Wade and Monique were watching all this through the hacked store cameras. Half a chip hung out from Wade's slack mouth. Monqiue too was in a state of shock, her eyes open wide.

"Do they not know the meaning of this holiday?" the girl asked.

Wade merely swallowed down the rest of the chip and slapped a hand to his face. "I still can't believe their this oblivious."

A/N: Wasn't intending for this to escalate this quickly...so, uh, April Fool's?