Many ways to cook harry potter characters

It was just a normal morning and the students were pileing into the great hall when they had noticed a change. There were menus on the four tables.

"I've never seen these before" Harry said picking up on of the menus and examining it briefly."This must be a new thing that they decided to do" hermione explained picking up the menu in front of her.

"So they want us to pick our own breakfast,dinner and tea then?" Ron asked picking up his menu and looking at it.

"I think so" Harry said putting his menu back down onto the table."So what do you think is on these menus then?" Ron asked picking up his menu again.

"Well let's a have look shall we?" she said opening the menu that she was holding. "Oh my god i think you better have a look at this you guys" Hermione said looking quite shocked. Harry and Ron opened their menus and too were shocked to what they had saw.

This what was on the menu

1.Harry hamburgers

2.Roasted ronald served with a helping of Hagrid dumplings

3.Hermione haggis

4.Neville toffee apples served with sticky delicious toffee and yummy hundreds and thousands

5.Nearly headless Nick noodles

6.Moaning myrtle muffins

7.percy pasta

8.Hagrid doughnuts(twice the size of normal doughnuts)

9. Uncle vernon's fatty food products

10. Voldemort veggies

11.Dumbledore dumplings

12.battered basilik

13.boiled goyle

14.crusted crabbe

15.Char grilled colin

16. Malfoy meringue

17.Gilderoy jelly

18.Fat friar rice

19.Dudley dursley icecream.

20.Boiled Harry potatoes

"This is really freaking me out" Ron panicked. Before the three off them could get up,the teachers came walking up to them going "yummy yummy".

"Nooooooooooooooooooooo" Ron yelled and then he had woken up. It had just been a bad dream and he was relieved that it was.

At breakfast that morning Ron told Harry and Hermione about his dream.

"Good think nothing ever happens like that for real" Hermione suggested. By afternoon time everyone was wondering where Hagrid was because they hadn't seen him all morning.

When it was dinner time,the whole great hall was waiting for hagrid to turn up so they could eat their pasta,Harry,Ron and Hermione were getting slightly worried.

"Where has hagrid got too?" Hermione asked looking around for a big hairy person sitting at the staff table.

"May i present pasta ala Hagrid" Dumbledore said raising his goblet. "Nooooooooooooooo" Ron yelled.

The end