Voldemort decided that this would be the last time he tried to resurrect himself. No really, it was the last time. EVER! Taking over the world just wasn't worth this. He couldn't stand all the having to die over and over and over and over again. Voldemort carefully stepped out of the cauldron. He made sure not to slip on anything after he put on his robes. He grinned. He might actually make it this time. He got to the door when lo and behold the doors slammed open and smacked him straight into the wall.

Lord Voldie died again.